A doc tale

by Dark Shade

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Length: 923

This is a stupid story about doctor Hooves and derpy saving cantalot from giant cyber ponys and other strange enemies

This is a stupid story about doctor Hooves and Derpy saving cantalot from giant cyber ponies and other strange enemies

All bad grammar meant as this trying to be a slight parody on bad fanfics

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-08 09:36:48 UTC

Fire

As Pinkie happily bounced along to sugar cube corner, the pink haired earth pony looked up to see a rainbow blur shooting past. "What are you doing Dashie" Pinkie yelled, Rainbow Dash slowed down- using her wings as air brakes-and glided over to Pinkie "just delivering some mail for Ditzy."

"don't you mean Derpy "Pinkie replied mockingly

"don't be mean Pinkie" Rainbow glared at pinkie "and by the way I had to let her come to are camp out, because she kept whining about it hope you don't mind"

"no, it will give more time to make that little ass cry "

"I'm starting to get the feeling your not you don't like her"

"she burst down in to my basement  when I was 'making cupcakes' with a colt "pinkie said nearly spitting on the ground

" you need to keep da door locked bro" rainbow dash said turning black somehow

Warning you think this is racist please do not call the cops this is a joke on how black people are stereotyped I do not mean to offend you in anyway

'In a narrators voice'

later that night pinkie pie 'rainbow dash and ditzy doo gathered in the Everfree Forest round  a campfire  and started to tell stories  that will scar these three mares for life or not.

"Let me tell you a story of a stallion named Pony Tark who one day became iron pony" pinkie saying in a dark and grim voice

"but pinkie, won't we be sewed by marvel"  rainbow dash said with a small smile,  pinkie looked down at the fire and said " were out of marshmallows" pinkie said glumly " I'll be back" Putting on shades that somehow appear  . as she was leaving rainbow looked into ditzy  eyes for what felt like eternity ditzy finally broke the silence "you know I hated that annoying pink sugar coated lard ball" after she said that rainbow and cuddled up to ditzy "you know what I'll tell you a story, there once was a  stallion with a Dark brown coat and even darker brown main he is simply called doc,this doc travelled in a blue police box called the DeLorean but this was no ordinary police box no this was a time machine, he travelled with a special pony with a grey coat and yellow mane called Derpy  though space and time  doc said' may the force be with you' to his companion  " a quote from spock. The DeLorean shook madly knocking over Derpy "what's it this time" she yelled  over the howling of the controls

"cyber ponies are attacking  canterlot "

"when"Derpy asked

"1800 Ad and ....  there,    where here."

Derpy rises to the control panels as a burst of sparks shoots from the door "quick us the super futuristic laser to destroy them"

"why would I have that" replied doc as The DeLorean doors flung open hitting him knocking him out, seeing this Derpy fired lasers from her eyes destroying cyber ponies that flooded the entrance, after several hours of lasers and yelling they finally stopped  coming , Derpy rushed over to the body of doc "remember me" he said weakly as his head flopped back "noooooooooooo" Derpy said in a shrouded yell her voice horse at that moment Doc in to a burst of  6 colours pink cyan white, orange ,yellow, purple. Derpy shielding her eyes from the flashing lights as it died down to see a pony that looked like Doc but was a mare "D D Doc W W what happened  to you"

Doc looked down at his new tie "oh no it happened again didn't it why in British celesta name does this have to happed  to me" he looks over at Derpy who is in the corner shocked, then at the pile of cyber ponies " I think were done" he says in a cheerful manner trying to get Derpy out of here shocked stat. after several minutes of playing with his tie Derpy finally spoke

"I want a tie like that one"" doc just face hoofed

"don't you care for what just happened"

"that was pretty cool but that tie, you look so cute"

"anyway lets get to see if London canterlot is ok"

"Fine" Derpy replied, lightly flicking docs tie as she went past, they trotted to next to the now mare doc and left, the police box shook violently as if to warn them *foreshadowing* as they left the saw flaming trains falling from the sky as two 8 storeys height cyber ponies broke open a massive magical wall, both looking up in shock the 'Attack On titan' music starts playing, Doc shoots a glare at vinyl scratch to stop it. doc and Derpy slowly exit the area around  The DeLorean  to observe the now burning Cantalot.

entering the town Doc had a sudden idea, grabbing at his flank he pulled out the sonic screwdriver pointing it at the sky, it made a gentle buzzing sound, then the suddenly the whole situation stopped the cyber ponies deactivated, trains stopped falling and a blue sky came from the clouds but never trust the ,eye of the storm children said Hatty from a somewhere, just then the the amount of falling train thickened, twice then there was before, 14 more cyber ponies came these ones having weapons then the largest sprit bomb, even a group of flying gouts have destroyed the front wall of the princesses palace and are now plotting to take over the world by going back in time and getting every bad villain from the worst tv shows just to maters worse he lost his tie...