Are You Happy to See Me or is There an Apple in My Butt?
Apples and Blitz Do Hearth's Warming

“Woo doggy!” Applejack exhaled.

He slammed his stein on the wooden table causing all the other empty mugs that surrounded him to jump. A woosey Rainbow Blitz stared in disbelief.

“C’mon, Rainbow!” he slurred. “I'm already sethen drinkth ahead of y’all. Howth y'all gonna ‘drink me unda tha table’ if y'all canth even keep up?”

Rainbow could barely see straight, much less coherently form a retort.

But it did not stop him from trying.

“And, you're a...an apple fath apple head…fath...” and let his head drop face first into the table.

Thud.

“Well, I guess we have our champion, now 4 years running,” Dusk Shine said. “At least Applejack keeps it interesting by drinking more than last year.”

“Darn toot-whoa-” Applejack paused to steady himself on the table “-tootin!”

“Darling, I don't know why you keep betting on Butterscotch,” Elusive said to Bubble Berry. “Poor thing just barely made it past his first drink,” Elusive continued.

Behind the pile of empty flagons slept a passed-out Butterscotch with a single empty cup next to him. Elusive rolled his hooves along the poor yellow stallion's back and wings and cooed, “Poor baby.”

“But the odds payout for him winning are so goooood!” Berry squealed. “Go big or go home! That's what my parents used to say!” He cheered with a perky bounce.

“They never said that,” Dusk deadpanned.

“Well, if they knew I struck it cupcake rich they would!” He shoved two big cupcakes into his mouth to accent the values of cupcake richness. “Cupcake rich!” he yelled as an explosion of crumbs from his mouth littered the ground.

“Berry, please don't get my parent’s floor cupcake rich.”

“Hehe, soooorryyyyy~!” He sing-song replied. He swept the mess into a dustpan with his tail and dumped the riches in the waste bin.

“Really appreciate lettin’ us party here after the Hearth’s Warming Eve play, Dusk,” Applejack said strangely well composed. “I can kinda understand not wantin’ to hold it in the Canterlot palace right now.”

“No problem, I just think Solaris and I need some, um, space anyway.”

“Y'all sure yah don't wanna talk about it none?”

“Not right now, I just want to enjoy the holiday, okay?”

A shuffled wing and a slightly tensed face begged the issue be pressed to Applejack, but he respected his friend’s judgement and held his tongue.

‘He knows better to come to his friends when he needs it,’ he thought to himself.

“All right, if y'all say so,” he said reluctantly.

He stood up and wrapped a hoof around his lavender friend, or would have but managed to hug the floor below instead as he lost his balance and fell.

“Oof! Well, I was about to say that I was here for yah if y'all ever needed to talk...but talkin’ later is probably a much better idea.”

Dusk smiled as he shook his head. He offered a hoof to AJ and pulled him up with a grunt. Then Dusk brushed him off with his magic and gave him the compassionate hug that he missed.

“Thanks.”

“No problem, sugarcube.”

“Also, I can clearly tell you're extremely drunk, but where did your slur go?”

“Eh, a lotta practice hidin’ being drunk from Grampy. Sometimes it can get mighty boring on the farm in the winter, sometimes yer a bit underaged to be enjoying big pony drinks, and sometimes mareopoly was made by demons of Tartarus and y'all draw the go directly to jail card every time a cheatin’ big sister plays and y’all never get to be the carriage ‘cuz she's older and gets first pick and I wan-”

“I think I get it, Applejack,” Dusk interrupted a with a hoof on Applejack's lips.

“Ehem, well, it was a marvelous aftershow party, but it is rather late,” Elusive interjected. “I think now would be a good time to retire for the night.”

Elusive gently lifted Butterscotch up with his unicorn magic and placed the sleeping pony on his stylish sweatered back. He waved goodnight to the others and tip hooved his way to their guestroom upstairs.

Then Dusk surprised himself with an abrupt yawn. “Oh wow, didn't realize I was this tired. I feel like I did 20 book reports in a single night, again.” He covered his mouth as another muscle straining yawn interrupted him.

“Y'all have a goodnight, ya hear? Don't fret none over me ‘n Rainbow. I reckon I can mosey this lightweight to our room with no problem,” He said while stumbling to his blue feathered friend.

Dusk reasonably doubted his friend, but another heavy yawn persuaded him to take advantage of his friend’s kindness. After wish of sweet dreams and a small flash of light, Dusk disappeared, but followed by a crash.

“You okay, Dusk?” the muffled voice of Barbra asked.

“I forgot, no teleporting while tired or drunk,” the muffled voice of Dusk responded.

“That's gonna take a while to clean up, Dusk.”

“Augh, let's just handle it in the morning.”

“That sounds like lazy pony talk.”

“No, it's sleepy pony talk, good night, Barb.”

“Fine…”

Soon afterwards, Blitz’s not-so-graceful snores filled the otherwise silent kitchen. Applejack pondered a moment, looked around and noticed, ‘Where'd all the mugs go?’

He then saw them in the sink. They were stacked like a pyramid with a note on top. It was written with bubbly pink cursive and was decorated with sparkly glitter. It simply stated, “Good night everypony!”

“Heh, silly ol’ Berry. Mighty nice of him to clean up for us”

He turned to the sleeping stallion beside him.

“Though it really shoulda been you,” he said. “Y’all did lose after all,” he said as he poked Blitz.

He might not exactly be a perfect angel, but the way he slept was cute in a way. His own way of doing things and not a care in the world. A little coltish, but more charming than adorable. His messy hair covered part of his face in a way that looked like it was a little lazy, but it was more about having a good time than worrying about what everyone thought of him.

Then Blitz snorted, and Aj couldn't help but chuckle.

Applejack yawned and felt his tiredness setting in, so he gently nudged the blue pegasus, hoping to wake him up. Blitz merely snorted and belched an awful, sweet smell back. The scent of alcohol was thick enough to bottle as a disinfectant and made him wonder how bad his own breath had to be.

He pushed a little harder and said Blitz’s name, but all that came back was a murmur of, “Stupid, sexy apples.”

The orange stallion raised a brow to that comment and scratched his head through his ever-present stetson. He ignored it and shook Rainbow Blitz’s body.

“C’mon Blitz! Wake up!”

That seemed to do the trick. Blitz's eyes lopsidedly opened and blinked. He murmured and groaned, protesting his body’s desire to continue his drunken slumber.

“C’mon buddy, y'all can't stay knocked out on the table here.”

Applejack slid a hoof under Rainbow’s arm to pull him over his back. It was a slow and clumsy process that may have ended with a couple knocked heads and curses to Artemis’ stars, but it was finally done none the less.

“Whoa, when did you learn how ta fly, Applebutt? Everything ith tho, spinny…” Blitz slurred as he hugged Applejack’s back tighter for balance.

“Probably after watching you do the same loop 25 times,” he responded.

“I know you were juss lookin’ at my butt the entire time.”

“I don't know what yer talking about,” Applejack nervously chuckled and let the conversation drop to focus on the task at hoof. He put one cautious hoof in front of the other in hopes of making a safe journey to the guestroom, but gravity was a cruel law of apples and did its best to bring the orange stallion down. Applejack, however, was a strong and clever pony. He walked with a wide, slow gait, forcing his way through the cider induced inebriation and seemed to be succeeding.

“Ith totally cool if ya like to thare at my butt, ath long ath ya don't mind me tharing at your's,” Blitz giggled.

“Don't go all ‘horny-drunk’ on me, Rainbow,” Applejack responded.

The constant battle with gravity and drunkenness forced Blitz to tighten his grip on Applejack’s back. His taut, athletic chest and stomach pressed and rolled firmly against Applejack's muscular, strong back. The simple friendly warmth felt a little more intimate. Then he felt gentle, moist pecks along the sides of his neck. A lot more intimate. The kisses trailed up his neck until they reached his ear, where a pair of lips pulled it in and traced it with a slick, hot tongue. Too intimate.

But Applejack did not stop it.

When he reached the living room where the Hearth's Warming tree stood, Rainbow Blitz's hold had slowly morphed into circling hooves around the larger stallion's chest. Blitz moved more of his body to gain as much fur/skin contact as possible. He slid his body up and down the farm chiseled backside as he moaned into the heat between them.

Then he felt something growing between them. It was soft at first, but slowly stiffened to a nice, thick length. It pulsed and pumped and felt so good.

“B-blitz, what's going on back there?” Applejack asked, adjusting his back to better grind against the erected guest between them.

“Juss havin’ some fun, Applebunth~” he cooed into Applejack's ear and followed it with another dexterous ear lick. “Ya wanna hath thome fun too?”

“I thought y'all said you weren't inta stallions,” he responded.

“Maybe I juss like big, muscle-y earth ponieth? And I donn thee any other thexy earth ponieth ‘ere to haff thome fun with me,” Blitz said and accented his words by grinding his crotch harder against Applejack's tight lower-back muscles. A damp spot quickly grew as Blitz leaked pre along the orange backside. “Oh well, with their loth~”

“Well, I think I’d like to have some fun,” he said, trying to hide the desire in his voice.

“Thath what I like ta hear!” he lazily yelled as he fell off of Applejack, backside down on the ground. He landed with a soft thud and sprawled his limbs out on the ground.

Applejack twisted towards him to make sure he was okay, but an eye full of tasty bubblegum pink distracted him.

Rainbow Blitz's stallionhood stood at full-twitching-mast. The proud above-average cock glistened with salty pre-cum. The pre leaked from its engorged flare and with every virile twitch, came more wetness.

What little inhibition was left disappeared in an instant. Applejack knew where he was truly needed.

He opened his mouth and devoured Rainbow Blitz's cock flare. He tightened his lips around the head and sucked the tasty juices that he could into his mouth. Applejack closed his eyes to focus every bit of his mind on the amazing flavor and texture of hot stallion cock in his mouth. His wide, flat tongue rolled around in deep circles, pressing harder and harder to taste more of of Blitz’s love juice. When he could only taste sensitive pony skin, he buried his powerful earth pony tongue into Blitz’s cock slit to lap up more spurting pre from the source.

“Fuuuuck!” Blitz sighed breathily. His stallion meat shot lightning pulses of unbearable pleasure to his inebriated brain as Applejack's skilled mouth and tongue bullied more juices from it. His instincts drove him to thrust his hips into the blissful source of wet heat and was rewarded with that heat pushing a little deeper into his cock slit. The strange but amazing sensation tightened his balls, which expelled another squirt of flavor. With each squirt, the tongue pushed harder and dug deeper.

They both knew Blitz was close to releasing his building load, but while Applejack wanted to push further by sucking harder and rolling his tongue faster. Blitz remembered the gift that he got Applejack and nearly ripped his cock out from Applejack's fervent mouth with a loud pop. The move nearly brought him over the edge, but he remained composed enough to keep Applejack's hungry mouth from returning to finish the job.

Applejack slowly realized that his mouth no longer tasted the sweet bubblegum colored flesh of his friend, nor the pulsing heat of hard cock on his lips. He finally opened his eyes to see a stumbling Blitz headed to the Hearth's Warming tree.

While clumsy, the view of his pink stallionhood dangling between his legs was appreciated, but the view of Blitz's athletic yet full ass swaying side to side was an experience to live for. Each stumbling step seemed to put his taut ass higher into the air, fueling Applejack's already blazing desire for the little stallion’s body.

“I got you a present as a joke, but I think right now it’d be a lot of fun to use,” Blitz giggled as he finally reached the Hearth's Warming tree. His voice seemed a bit more sober, but his body was still deep in the effects of way-too-much cider. He leaned forward to see where he had placed the gift, but his front fell flat leaving his rump high in the air and his tail flipped over his back.

It gave Applejack an all too clear view of the flank he definitely did not stare at all the time. It was too much for the starving stallion.

“Damn it, I can't hold it in no more. I gotta eat that rainbow ass.” He pounced the defenseless booty and licked at every possible inch. From the juicy outer and inner thighs to the shapely hips to the firm, round ass cheeks, he tasted every bit of the blue pegasus’ rear end, but still craved more.

Rainbow Blitz still reached around the presents in hopes of finding the gift he'd gotten for Applejack, but the constant toying with his entire rear made it impossible to concentrate.

Applejack found Blitz's delicious cock flare again and suckled at the edges. This time he dragged his tongue along the backside of Blitz's cock over his blue ballsack and finally to the other pink prize. He grabbed the pegasus’ hips with his forelegs to hold the blue pony in place as he buried his tongue as deep as possible in Blitz's love hole.

Blitz's eyes crossed as the slippery invader pierced his entrance so quickly. He moaned at the unexpected pleasure of warm, wet flesh pushing around inside of him combined with the constant fondling of his ass. Rainbow shifted and squirmed under Applejack's intense tonguing and, through sheer dumb luck, bumped his nose against the poorly wrapped gift for his friend. He hastily opened it to reveal its contents.

It was a large container of apple flavored ‘Pony Up’ lubricant with a chain of pink apple shaped anal beads wrapped around it.

“W-wait,” Rainbow said as he pushed the opened present to Applejack. “It’s for all those times you jerk off to apples or something.”

“I, uhh, don't do that…” Aj dismissed as his face involuntary scrunched. He quickly changed the topic, “And why'd y'all open up my gift? I think that a bad little colt like y'all needs ta be taught some damn manners.” He easily mounted the smaller stallion with his powerful, trunk like legs holding Blitz in place.

Rainbow dismissively flapped his wings and said, “Pfft, you and every coach in flight school said the same thing, and I didn't learn shi-” He interrupted himself as he looked beneath him to see Applejack's titanic length. He gulped when the full stallionhood flexed and slapped his belly with a wet clap. It was diamond hard and paired with legs that could bring down trees in a single kick. Sweat rolled down his forehead as he feared for his life, but his own cock hardened as danger was what life was all about.

“Dear sun and stars, fuck me with that beast right now.”

“T’aint much of a punishment if y'all want it so bad,” he said as he slicked his stallion meat with hopefully plenty of lubricant.

“Solaris, fuck me right now,” Blitz quivered.

Applejack, even in his drunken and lusting state, knew that there weren't many moments that he could really tease Rainbow Blitz with. This was perfect.

“Hmm, nah,” Applejack simply responded. It took all of his will power to not impale such a wonderful ass, but he sat down on his flank behind the shaking pegasus. His stallionhood stood painfully erect in front of him, but he stuck to his plan.

“Please fuck me?” he begged and even wiggled his rump at the orange stallion.

Applejack’s cock twitched and ached, but he held steady. It’d be worth it.

“Ways I see it: I won a contest, and y’all didn't,” he said as he crossed his forelegs and smirked. “If ya really want this so badly, y'all’d give me a prize.” He finished by flexing his virile stallionhood. Blitz’s eyes followed the pre-cum jet into the air and land on his leg. He trembled at the thought of holding that instrument of pure stallion power and knew he needed to feel it against his body.

“What do you want?! I'll do anything!” Blitz cried.

‘Yes!’ He screamed in his head. A shot of pony juice from his other head concurred. “Ehem, well, I’ve always wanted to get feather dusted.”

“B-but, I just got my wings preened! It cost a lot of bits to get them professionally done,” he cried while defensively holding his wings.

“Mmm, fresh peggy wings that we can lick my cum off? Oh, that sounds damn fine. Now gimmie those wings or y'all ain't gonna have any fun at all.”

It was a bluff that Applejack knew he couldn’t follow through if Blitz denied him. But if he could just hold out until his friend caved, he could finally roll his cock in those soft wings. It was a small fetish that developed over the years of admiring the pegasus’ aerial acrobatics. Those powerful, exotic limbs that could break the speed of sound itself would be flapping against his massive length. Something that only he and Blitz could ever enjoy. The fantasy sent shivers down his spine and excitement up his stallionhood.

After a few moments of deliberation, Rainbow turned around and said, “Okay, but only if I get to use these anal beads.”

While Aj felt that didn't make much sense, his current needs overrode any logic he had left.

“S-sure!”

After a copious amount of lube was applied to the beads, Applejack pushed the entire long-chain into Blitz's tailhole, one-by-one. Each one drew a satisfying squeak from the blue pegasus as they entered. His approving member twitched with every bead.

Finally, Blitz sat up, moaning at the full sensation in his lower body and pulled himself lap to lap against Applejack. Applejack broke out into a huge goofy grin as their crotches connected. Their intense heat and hardness drew throaty moans of pleasure from the contact. Applejack kissed Blitz's lips to encourage him to continue, but he broke the kiss as quickly as it’d come to focus on grinding his slick meat and nuts against his friend’s.

Having their cocks pressed against each other really displayed to Blitz that Applejack's enormous girth dwarfed his and probably every stallion that ever lived. Applejack thrusting the monstrous length against his own almost paralyzed him with lust and fear.

He slowly moved his wings around Applejack's member and his own. Blitz's wing muscles tightened and pushed them together as tightly as possible. Applejack moaned long and low as he squirmed in the amazing softness of the blue feathers contrasted by the pink stiffness.

“Oh sweet Artemis, don't let this night ever end,” Applejack prayed and thrust his hips into Blitz's wings, persuading Blitz to continue.

Rainbow Blitz gradually moved his feathers up and down their cocks. He could only move slowly as Applejack's friction alone was dizzying, and the musk from their work was growing stronger as well making it difficult to concentrate. A jet of precum from Applejack's twitching tower splashed on Blitz's lips. He dragged his tongue over the stain with timid curiosity.

‘Does it really taste like apples?’

He'd always dreamed of it.

His tongue finally rolled over the sweetness on his lips.

Of course it did.

The flavor woke him from his daze. With renewed determination, he increased his pace on their wing job. Blitz hungered more. Fortunately, Applejack was more than happy to provide. His love juices leaked constantly, almost making the lubricant useless. The occasional twitch sent a squirt flying to one of their chests. Blitz stretched his flexible pegasus neck where his mouth hung an inch above Applejack’s engorged flare head. It had to be as wide as his mouth and the musk from such an impossible length of raw stallion made his head spin. Then another blast of hot apple flavor landed on his tongue and pulled him to wrap his lips around the massive flare.

“Blitz!” Applejack cried out. The unexpected addition of Blitz's mouth drew louder moans and grunts from the orange earth pony. Blitz's tongue attacked the engorged head with his thin, but fast tongue. He slid it everywhere he could reach and then pushed it into Applejack's wide cockslit. He was rewarded with more of the delicious flavor of salty apples pumping directly into his mouth and Applejack crying out his name again.

“Blitz, I'm close!”

But Rainbow Blitz could already feel it. Applejack's racing heart pounded through his pulsing stallion meat. His huge apples constricted against his own balls faster and faster. He thrusted wildly into Blitz’s wings and mouth.

“Feather Dust me good, Blitz!”

Blitz released his grip with his wings and mouth and frantically rubbed his feathers over Applejack's flare. His wings moved so fast they became a hot blur of blue. Applejack panted in short, quick breaths as his pony flare’s nerves were overloaded and his balls pumped his load to his tensed flare.

“Yehaw!” He cried.

Hot, white streams of semen exploded into Blitz's wings. Applejack thrusted and pumped as he continued to release everything he had pent up, while Blitz continued his assault on the flare. The pressure behind the streams of cum felt like a faucet turned on full blast and the amount was surely in the gallons. Cum splashed everywhere as Rainbow's wings sent it flying about the room and themselves, only caring to coax more of apple love juices from Applejack's.

Eventually, the powerful pumps of Applejack’s balls relented. His final thrust drizzled along the sides of his cock in amount that surpassed any stallion's total load. Blitz’s stopped abusing Aj’s flare and wrapped his wings firmly around the base of the deflating titan, pushing upwards to squeeze out anything left. Blitz could hardly believe it was over, but looked around to admire their work.

Everything was a hot mess, especially Blitz's sticky wings.

“Y'all got me really worked up there,” Applejack panted. “But I got a favor to repay, now.”

He tackled Blitz to the ground and licked at the mess he made in Blitz's wings. His wide, wet tongue rolled roughly over Blitz's feathers, knocking many out of place, but Blitz only moaned at the big earth pony’s roughness. Applejack lowered a hoof to Blitz's unattended stallion staff and ground it against Blitz’s stomach wildly. Blitz bit his other wing to muffle his screams of ecstasy as Applejack ripped the anal beads from his ass.

All of the simultaneous acts were too much too quickly and Blitz added to the mess. He humped into Applejack's hoof as his cock twitched and burst short streams of white under the orange hoof and his own chest. Applejack jerked Blitz's cock until he too finally became limp.

Applejack smiled. Rainbow Blitz was glowing mess. His glowing mess. He cleaned his hoof of Blitz's salty essence and did the the same for his flaccid member. Blitz squeaked and tensed, sending one last spurt of love into Applejack's mouth. The earth pony slurped and swallowed it down happily.

“Woo-whee,” he burped. “What a mess.”

Nearly everything in the living room was contaminated with stains of his seed: Furniture, family pictures, the rug, even the ceiling. At least it didn't look too out of place on the Hearth's Warming tree. Too bad the strong scent of musk and apples weighed heavily in the room.

“I think we goofed up pretty bad,” Applejack said.

“Maybe we can clean it up before anypony notices?” Rainbow Blitz said.

But then the doorbell rang.

Reality slapped both of the naughty ponies in the face pretty hard.

“Dusk is gonna kill us,” Blitz squeaked.

“Dusk is gonna find worse ways than death to make us suffer,” Applejack cried as he pointed to the piano. “That thing has to be worth a 10,000 bits and it's got my junk all over it.

They both frantically danced in place as they tried to figure out what they could do. The doorbell rang again and was joined by powerful hoof knocks.

“Dusk is gonna wake up at any moment and we're toast!” Blitz squealed. “He turn frogs into oranges! What if he turns us into apples?!”

“We gotta run!” Applejack screamed in panic.

“Dusk Shine! Please answer the door! I need to talk to you!” A deep but worried (and probably drunk) voice yelled on the other side of the door.

“Is that, Prince Solaris?”

“I reckon it is,” Aj responded to Blitz. “But what is anypony, let alone Prince Solaris doing up at this hour?”

“I'm sorry, Dusk Shine! Please talk to me!” The voice gained a sense of desperation and grief.

“You haven't responded to any of my letters and I just want to talk!”

“Agh! Fine! We'll talk if it gets you to stop trying to wake up the neighborhood!” A muffed cranky voice from above yelled back. Stomping footsteps overhead echoed throughout the living room to the stairs. Each pounding step counted the few moments Applejack and Rainbow Blitz had left on Equestria.

Run, hide, cry! Anything!

But they were paralyzed. They knew their fates were sealed. They held each other close for the end was nigh.

And Dusk had made the last step from the stairs.

He turned and groggily greeted Aj and Blitz, “Augh, did he wake you two, too? I swear, he supposedly over 3000 years old, but he acts like a foal.” Dusk stepped past them to the door and opened it.

A chilling breeze came through, but Solaris quickly hopped inside. He did not shiver as Applejack and Rainbow did.

“Thank You, Dusk. Please, let me explain.”

“Prince Dusk Shine.”

“Excuse me, of course.”

“It is the title you forced on me, you could at least respect that!”

“Prince Dusk Shine! Please!”

Then Solaris noticed a scent. He sniffed the air and looked around.

“What interesting décor…”

“What are you talking about? I'm not up at three in the morning for another one of your...what the fuck.”

Dusk Shine looked all around his less than freshly decorated living room.

“HOW THE FUCK IS IT ON THE CEILING?!”

***

“Hmm, an interesting and amusing memory.”

Artemis scratched his chin.

“It seems not to trigger any reaction on any of the instruments, however.”

“Umm, is this ethical, Prince Artemis?“ a small bat pony in a lab coat asked.

Artemis glared at the tiny pony.

“R-right, one of those experiments,” she squeaked and retreated to the other stations.

“I hope the others may have provided anything more useful.”

“Meee tooooo!” Bubble Berry moaned and then promptly returned Artemis’ cock deep into his throat.

“We think we preferred the clones that screamed fuck.”

Bubble Berry swallowed rapidly as a response. His throat muscles easily brought Artemis to climax.

“But thine endless stamina is certainly a boon,” he grunted as Berry’s throat continued to massage his length and drain him of his come.

“Onward then, to the others!”

Author's Note

Not gonna lie to yah, I did this all on my cellphone so there is not only worse editing, but a complete lack of formatting.

At least there's something, right?

No. That's a terrible, excuse.