Episode 1: Welcome to Equestria, Enjoy Your Fall!
This episode of TDE contains stunts performed by CARTOON PONIES FROM A LITTLE KIDS SHOW. Do not try anything you see at home, seriously, you can get REALLY messed up.....
Chris's PoV:
After Season 6:
"Well chef, we have been through 6 seasons, and I am running out of ideas. You got any?"
"As a matter of fact, I do. I got this paper and don't ask me where I got it from, but it is from a land called Equestria. They want a new TV show for their brand new invention called TV, so they are pretty far behind in technology. Anyway, we can host our TV show their, they have an Island we could use. What do you say Chris?"
"It is ON!"
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Location: Island in Equestria
Chris's PoV:
"It has been six seasons, and we have been to 17 different countries, one movie set, and two islands. But now, we will make it three islands! Welcome to, ummm, Chef, did we give this island a name yet?"
"Nope."
"Oh, well, welcome to 'The Island,' I am Chris, and this is my partner Chef. Same rules as the last season, only this time, we are bringing ponies to the Island! That's right! We are not even on Earth right now, so don't ask us how we got here. I don't feel like explaining. We are somewhere in Equestria which had an island that looked just like the one from season one. What a convenience. So, lets meet the contestants, and here they come now!" A boat pulled up. Out walked a black pony with a mo-hawk. "This here is Thunderlane!"
"Ummm... Chris... What the **** is this dump.... You said it will be a five star resort."
"I did! And I lied! Get used to it." Thunderlane gave Chris a dirty looked and trotted over to a stand. Soon, the next boat pulled up, and a white unicorn with a purple mane walked out with a green face. "This is Rarity! She is a drama queen so if you don't like her, I am not surprised.
"This.... Is where I am staying...." *BLARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG* Yelled Rarity as she threw up next to Thunderlane.
"OH COME ON!"
"Yeah better get use to that to Thunderlane." Another boat pulled up and Blueblood walked off. "This here is Blueblood."
"PRINCE BLUEBLOOD TO YOU! I AM THE-"
"I don't care, shut up and get on the stand with the others." Blueblood held his nose high and stood next to a green faced Rarity. A boat pulled up, and out walked three fillies. "These fillies are Scootaloo, Applebloom, and Sweetie Bell, also known as-"
"THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!"
"Don't ever do that agian. Next, we have Twilight Sparkle!"
"Chris... Does this place meet safety requirements...?"
"Nope, not at all, but you agreed to compete in your contract in whatever conditions."
"I didn't see anything like that."
"Called fine print, now get on the stand." Another boat pulled up, and Lyra walked off with her eyes at Chris, and mouth drooling. "This is Lyra, AKA the human freak, CHEF!" Chef walked over and threw Lyra onto the stands. The next introductions were rather uneventful as Octavia, Gilda, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash were introduced. Fluttershy cried when she saw the island, and instantly regretted signing up. Big Mac was Big Mac and the disgusting island really had no effect on him. Cheerlie did the usual teacher thing and gave everyone a nice smile and walked over and stood by the CMC, her students. "Everyone, this is Derpy!" Derpy flew out of her boat with joy and immediately flew into her boat and blew it up. She fell and landed on the stand where everyone was standing.
"Hi!" :D
Everyone was just stunned that she survived.
"Ummmm... OK..... Next is Spike!" And everything went smoothly. Spike just walked to the stand. Applejack had the same reaction of Big Mac, Trixie just wanted to kick Twilight's Flank. Zecora was neutral with the island. Shining Armor was just happy to see her sister, and Vinly Scratch didn't care due to her headphones. "All right! Now, welcome campers to TOTAL! DRAMA! EQUESTRIA!"
"WHERE IS THE HOT TUB?"
"Hahahaha, I lied Rarity, anyway, here are the rules. I am going to split you into two teams. Then you will compete in challenges. When the challenge is over, one team will win and avoid elimination, while the other team votes someone off. Halfway through, we will merge and it will be everyone for themselves. In the end, one will remain, and win 1,000,000 bits!" Everyone cheered at this. "And now for the teams. I have decided to choose team names based on past names."
3rd Person PoV:
Chris reached into a bowl and pulled out a piece of paper. "Team number one is now Team Victory!
"It will consist of Rarity, Thunderlane, Derpy, Applebloom, Spike, Twilight, Fluttershy, Big Mac, Shining Armor, Lyra, and Zecora. Now for team two." Chris reached into a bowl agian and pulled out "The Screaming Gophers!"
"The team members are Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Sweetie Bell, Octavia, Vinyl Scratch, Cheerilee, Trixie, PRINCE Blueblood, Gilda, and Pinkie Pie. Well, there are your teams, now go to your cabins, and wait for the challenge." The teams walked into the cabins.
CONFESSIONAL-THUNDERLANE: "Well, I am going to regret signing up for this. But hey, it's 1,000,000 bits, and it's gonna be mine!"
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
"Rarity! Calm down! It's just log cabins!"
"Ahem, Twilight, darling, I can't sleep in this. It's too... Messy...."
"Well, then get over it. We are talking about 1,000,000 bits here!"
"Hmp, whatever. Oh, and Zecora, if you want to stay, please, cut the rhyming..."
"...."
CONFESSIONAL: ZECORA- I haven't even talked yet, how can she be sick of my rhyming already! *sigh* I guess I will stop for 1,000,000 bits....
CONFESSIONAL: TWILIGHT- "Dang, if Rarity doesn't change her act, she will be the first to go."
"Attention campers!" Chris called over the speakers, "Lunch starts in 5 minutes, meet at the mess hall!"
5 Minutes Later
"LISTEN UP!" yelled Chef, "THIS IS WHERE YOU EAT YOUR MEALS. YOU WILL EAT WHAT I SERVE YOU, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT! NOW LINE UP AND EAT!" The campers were served, and they just stared at the green sloop. Rarity screamed, and demanded better treatment for a lady. She got double. Chris walked in.
"Hello campers! Enjoying your lunch?"
"SHUT UP CHRIS!"
"Woah, easy there Spike! Just asking! Anyways, your first challenge is in five minutes. Meet at the top of the highest cliff!"
5 minutes later
"Welcome campers, to your first challenge! This season, we will be using old challenges from past seasons, and there is no better way to start than the first challenge in Total Drama history, cliff diving!" Each team will have their members jump, each member that jumps into that ring down there, will earn one point. The team with the most points at the end, wins! Victory, you are up first." Team Victory huddled up beside the edge of the cliff and stood in an awkward silence. Finally, Lyra spoke up.
"All right, who is going first?" Again, awkward silence until Big Mac said...
"I vote Zecora!" And with a shove and an....
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" from Zecora, the zebra was flying down the cliff heading towards the water until
THUNK
"Oooooooo..." Chris said. "Thats gotta hurt!" Zecora missed the water all together somehow and landed on the shore. As the medics took Zecora away, victory aggreed not to shove anymore people off the cliff.
"I think Big Mac should go next since he almost KILLED Zecora!" shouted Shining Armor. The rest of the team agreed. Big Mac sighed, and with a jump, went flying down the cliff screaming like a little filly. He hit the water, and landed inside the ring!
"That's one point for Team Victory!"
CONFESSIONAL-BIG MAC: I only screamed like a filly cause I was flying down a cliff.... I bet everyone will scream like a filly....
Shining Armor decided to go next on his own, and with a leap, he jumped. "WOOOOO HOOOO! THIS IS AWESOME!" he yelled as he went down. He too, landed inside the ring. "That was awesome! Can we do that again sometime Chris!"
CONFESSIONAL-BIG MAC: *facehoof*
"So," Chris said, "Who's next!"
"Ah am!" shouted Applebloom. Everyone laughed at this. She looked down the cliff, and saw the metal ring where she was supposed to land in. She lept and fell and screamed and
CLANG
"Ooooooo," Chris said, "She landed on the ring! That's gotta hurt worse than Zecora's landing! She also fell outside to boost! No points awarded!" As the medics took Applebloom away, Lyra decided to jump. She also missed. Thunderlane and Spike jumped, and both made it. The score was now 4-0. Fluttershy was next, she was so scared! Twilight went up to her.
"Fluttershy, I know you are scared, but we have fought monsters, villains, and almost died before! You can do this!"
"B-b-b-b-but... I am scared...." Derpy then walked over.
"Don't worry Twilight, I will handle this. DO IT FLUTTERSHY OR WE VOTE YOU OFF! CAUSE THIS IS TEAM VICTORY!!!!" She said, and with a kick, Fluttershy went falling.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" And with a splash, Fluttershy landed in the water and
inside the circle target area! Everyone cheered for her as she walked out of the water and began to throw up. She turned around and saw Derpy fall in and miss.
CONFESSIONAL- FLUTTERSHY: I am glad Derpy missed! Serves her right for almost killing me!
Twilight jumped and made it into the ring. "All right! Only Rarity remains!"
"Ummm... Chris, darling, I can not jump into that water.... My mane will get wet...."
"Ummmmm.... ok, you can chicken out and walk down the cliff." And that's what Rarity did, when she reached the bottom, she was welcomed with dirty looks from her team.
"What, who needs a million bits when you LOOK like a million bits!" Zecora walked over on crutches, which drew several eyes cause she was a zebra using crutches and no one knew how that was possible, anyway, she walked over to Rarity and slapped her in the face and walked away without saying a word.
CONFESSIONAL-ZECORA: We lose, she out!
"Alright! That's 7 points for victory! Gophers, you are!" Rainbow Dash went charging towards the edge.
"Don't worry guys! I got thi- AKKK" she yelled as she tripped over a rock and fell and missed the ring completely. Her whole team face-hoofed as if it was written. Gilda decided to go next. She lept and landed right in the middle of the ring. She walked over to Rainbow Dash.
"Now that is how I make this 20% cooler! HAHAHAHA!" Rainbow Dash tried to flip her off, but failed since she hand no fingers, let alone hands. Back at the top, Pinkie Pie jumped with a huge smile and landed on the ring itself and fell inside the ring. Everyone said "Oooooo, that's gotta hurt!" But at the bottom of the cliff, Pinkie was laughing like crazy as she went out of the water, leaving everyone with confused faces. Back at the top, Octavia and Vinyl were looking down the cliff.
"Ummm... Vinyl, I'm not sure if we should do this...."
"Come on Tavie! It will be fun!" said Vinyl as she picked her up and threw her down and jumped after here.
CONFESSIONAL-OCTAVIA: What..... The...... BUCK!!!!!
Both Octavia and Vinyl made it and the score was 7-4, Victory. At the top of the cliff, Scootalo and Sweetie bell jumped, and while Scootalo made it, Sweetie Bell missed. 7-5.
"NOW WATCH AS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE JUMPS INTO THE RING TOWARDS VICTORY!" and with a leap, Trixie fell and missed it. She climbed out blushing with embarrassment. 7-5. Applejack jumped next and with a
"YEE-HAW!!!" made it into the ring. Cheerilee jumped after, and made it as well.
"The scored it tied 7-7! And only one jumper remains, PRINCE BLUEBLOOD!"
"I refuse! I can not get my Mane messed up!"
"Fine, go ahead and chicken out while your team votes you off and you leave the island on THAT!" The boat of losers appeared and drove by.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Screamed Blueblood as he dashed towards the edge and jumped. Silence...... Splash.........
"HE MADE IT! GOPHERS WIN 8-7!" The Gophers cheered as victory gave dirty looks towards Rarity. "THEY WILL GET AN ADVANTAGE FOR PART 2 OF THE CHALLENGE." The Gophers drew silent. "Yeah, in season one, the winning team got an advantage in part two. Building your own hot-tub. So you also will..."
"OH MY GOSH!" Rarity interrupted, "WE BUILD OUR OWN HOT-TUBS!?!?!"
"No...." Chris said as a screen rolled up and showed the two cabins as he pulled out a detonator. "You will be building your own CABINS!" And with a push of a button, the two cabins blew up. Chris laughed as the ponies looked shocked/angry. When Chris calmed down, he pointed to a crate. Victory, you lost, so you will have to carry that crate to the cabin area, which is on the other side of the island. "No magic or teleportation is aloud. Nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww GO!" With that, the Gophers (Including Blueblood) went galloping towards the cabin area as Shining Armor, Big Mac, Thunderlane, and Lyra picked up the crate. Shining Armor muttered under the weight
"Us four will carry this as the rest of you make a path for us."
"And I" Said Rarity "Will ride on top of the crate so my hooves wont get dirty." The 4 taking the the crate agreed, and with a 'MUSH' from Rarity, they set off towards the cabin area. Meanwhile, the Gophers were at a Y-path.
"I vote we go right!"
"No, we go left!"
"Shut it Dash! You just want your way!"
"How about we check with the team?!" Gilda and Rainbow Dash looked at their team as they all pointed left. "See Gilda, they love me, so they agree with me!"
"..."
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Victory finally made it to the cabin area, but met with a surprise. One, the sun was still up, and two, the Gophers were not there! "Where are the Gophers?" Said Thunderlane as they set the crate down.
"Doesn't matter!" yelled Big Mac as he was opening the crate. "We got a cabin to build!"
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The Screaming Gophers came out of the forest arguing.
"I told you Rainbow Dash to take a right!"
"Shut it Gilda! We have more important things to worry about! Victory is already working!" Soon, both teams got to work, and the Gophers soon caught up until
"We are almost done! Only need to put this nail in!" yelled Thunderlane. "Rarity! Toss me that hammer! Hurry, because it will collapse if I don't get this nailed in!"
"But there is DIRT on it!"
"JUST GIVE IT HERE!"
"BUT THE DIRT!"
"CAN IT AND TOSS IT HE-AKKK!" The whole cabin collaspe and everyone on Victory looked miserable. Rarity walked over.
"Hmph. I am very dissapointed in all of you!" Victory gave Rarity dirty looks AGAIN just as the Gophers finished.
"And the Screaming Gophers win! Victory, I will see you at Elimination!"
"Aw....." While the teams waited for elimination, the mane 6 gathered together WITHOUT Rarity.
"Look girls, Rarity is a goner we all now that., but that does not mean we vote for her though! Even though we are not on the same team...."
"That gal just wont be quite!"
"YEAHSHEJUSTCOSTHERTEAMTHECHALLENGETHEYHATEHERIHATEHERSHENEEDSTOGOANDWENEEDTOBEALLIESCAUSETHATISWHATFRIENDSDO!"
"I agree with Pinks!"
"Fine, just don't let her know anything, I have to go vote now, see you girls!"
Location: Campfire
"Welcome Victory to the campfire! Here, you will take turns going into the confession cam and showing everyone who you vote for. The one with the most votes is eliminated. Everyone understand?" They nodded yes. "Good! Now go vote!"
RARITY's VOTE: "Why, it has to be Thunderlane of course, he DID cost us the challenge!" Rarity wrote Thunderlane on her ballot and walked out.
THUNDERLANE's VOTE: "Duh it's Rarity! She cost us the challenge because of a dirty hammer?! Really! That is the most pathetic thing ever!" Thunderlane wrote Rarity on his ballot.
DERPY's VOTE: "Ummmmm..... I think I will vote for Rarity because when she said she looked liked a million bits, she pretty much called me ugly.... Derpy wrote Rarrrite with three 'R's and an 'E.'
APPLEBLOOM's VOTE: "I vote Rarity because that gal need's to be gone or else we will lose every challenge!" Applebloom wrote Rarity.
SPIKE's VOTE: "Ugggg, I don't know what to do! If Rarity finds out that I voted for her, she will never go out with me!" *sigh* "I'm sorry Thunderlane...." Spike wrote Thunderlane.
TWILIGHT's VOTE: "I don't know what to do! Rarity to my friend, how can I back stab her! Besides, Thunderlane should have hit the nail in with his hoof! Right?" Twilight voted Thunderlane.
FLUTTERSHY's VOTE: Fluttershy was balling her eyes out. "I CAN'T VOTE FOR ANYONE! THAT'S JUST MEAN!!!!!" yelled Fluttershy. "But I guess I can do it once..." said Fluttershy as she put Thunderlane's name in the box.
BIG MAC's VOTE: Big Mac just held up his ballot that said Rarity and said "Eeyup."
SHINING ARMOR's VOTE: "Rarity, nothing complicated, you know why!" Shining put a piece of paper that said Rarity in the box.
LYRA's VOTE: "Rarity."
ZECORA's VOTE: Zecora just wrote Rarity as she cracked her hoofs. (HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?!?!?)
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"All right! The votes are in! If I call your name, come up and grab a cupcake."
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"Fluttershy. Twilight. Zecora. Derpy. Applebloom. Spike. Shining Armor. Big Mac, and Lyra. Alright, two remain. Thunderlane and Rarity. The last cupcake goes toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." Thunderlane was sweating, Rarity looked like she was about to throw up. "Thunderlane."
"YES!!!"
"WHAT! YOU VOTED THE BEST LOOKING MARE OFF?!"
"What can I say," said Thunderlane as he ate his cupcake, "You said you looked like a million bits, so why do you NEED a million bits!" Chef for some reason played the rim-shot.
"Well Rarity, its time for you to take the dock of shame, and ride off in the boat of losers."
"Alright, fine, but I will be back!"
"No you won't, you can't come back, EVER!" And with that, Rarity walked the dock of shame, trying not to cry, but when she climbed into the boat of losers, she started balling her eyes out, and with that, rode off into the darkness. "One down, twenty-one to go! Will Team Victory end up like the same Team Victory we saw in season 3? And will the mane 6's, now 5, alliance hold up? Who will win, who will lose? And who will be eliminated next, on TOTAL. DRAMA. EQUESTRIA!"
