Hellboy in Equestria

by Asdera3485

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Original Character, Comedy, Random, Princess Celestia, Crossover
Length: 2305

Hellboy accidentally gets sent to Equestria. Hilarity ensues

A story that will have a few chapters. Hellboy somehow ends up in Equestria after fighting some bad guys. Normally he would just adapt until he would get home. But realized that time won't move fast enough.

The first chapter is a test to see if people will like the idea. I know there have been a few but I haven't seen any in a long while. I figured why not?

Helpful input is appreciated. If you have ideas on a next chapter or in how I can make this better. Please tell me.

If this gets too many down votes, I will leave it as a one shot until I get a better idea.

Published 2014-06-11 18:50:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-27 03:48:22 UTC

oh god no

Celestia was standing out in the hallway of the Canterlot hospital when the doctors walked out. "will he be ok?" She asked.

Dr.stable was the only one to respond. "He will be just fine. W will have him discharged shortly. He is awake if you wish to speak to him. Word of warning though. He has a foul mouth."

Celestia just missed and walked in. What she saw sitting on the bed was something she has never seen before. He was a red bipedal creature with short flat horns. His right hand looked like it was made of rock. He had a tall and was starting right at her. The name in the sag he wore was... Hellboy.

He decided to break the silence. "So you're the one that brought me here? Thanks. I may not look like it but I am happy to know that your kind are nice. Despite the fact you ALL look like some God Damn cartoons."

Celestia winded a bit at the words. "I am Princess Celestia Soleana. It is a pleasure to meet you. I noticed from your tags that your name is Hellboy. Is that your true name or is it some sort of code name? Also, just what are you?" She asked. She couldn't quite figure him out. He looked like a nice thing.

"Hellboy is my real name. My code name from home is Red. I'm pretty sure you can figure out why. As to what I am, in my world,I am classified as a demon of sorts. What about you. You're an Alicorn. Very rare creatures."

Celestia nodded. "Here, there are only 3 Alicorns in existence. Me, my sister, and our niece. My sister is named Luna. Our niece is named Cadence. we will place you in a town called ponyville under the care of a pony called Arcane Angel. He is an ex student of mine and ids well knowledge in beings classified as demons. um.... what it's that?" She asked as she noticed the odd contraption strapped to his waist. She pointed at it and she had a worried look on her face.

"This is a gun. It is used to fight forces if evil. Trust me princess. When things go bump in the night, I bump back."

Celestia gave a small sigh of relief. "How is it that you came to our world, I'd you don't mind telling the story?" She asked. Celestia was always curious about a different species. She saw him tense up a little bit.

Hellboy gave a weakened sigh losy enough to shake the bed he was in. "A very interesting tale indeed. I was on a mission to get rid of some Damn vampires that were attacking a village. water that was done, the village was attacked by some Nazi militia group that was lead by a vampire Lord. During the skirmish, I was magically teleported to an open field. I collapsed right before you came along. It was weird though. The vampire Lord yelled out some thing about hailing the houses of the moon."

Celestia nodded and looked at his tags again. She noticed a cross like object with them. "What does that symbol mean?" She asked.

"Dam your full of annoying questions." He started. "It's called a rosary. In my world, it is a symbol of good. It was a gift from my human father before he passed." Hellboy just looked down with a sad expression on his face.

Celestia also looked down. She remembered well when her parents passed onto the higher plane. She started to speak again. "Come Hellboy, let us get you discharged and on your way to ponyville."

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When the train stopped in the ponyville station, Hellboy noticed that there were to many colors of ponies. "Oh god no. One way or another I gotta get out of this Damn place." He said. He felt something poke him. He turned around and was met with a star from a pink pony with a mane that was even more pink. He was having a small starting contest with it before he decided to speak. "Can I help you?"

"HI!"

"Hi" he responded. Hellboy just looked at the little pink pony that stood in front of him. She seemed to be really happy to see him. "What do you want?" He quickly realized his mistake

"My name is Pinkie Pie. what's yours? Your tag says Hellboy. Oooh, what a funny name. Are you some sort of demon? what's your favorite color? What's your favorite food? Huh huh huh?" by the end if the onslaught, he had pinkie in the air by her tail.

He looked her right in the eye. "Hey. You're annoying me." He said as he turned around to look at the new one by him. He noticed a light blue unicorn with a charcoal mane.

"As much as I would love to agree with you, I'm afraid that she is a friend of mine. You must be Hellboy. My name is Arcane Angel. Come. Let us be in our way." He said as he turned around.

Hellboy went to look back at pinkie when he realised that she was no longer in his hand. He clenched his hand a few times to feel for any odd magic but found none.

"That pink one was weird. And Arcane reminds me of doctor Smokey when he was still a buzz kill." He said to himself as he started to follow arcane. He got out of the station and realized that all the houses were briefly colored and that all ponies nearby were starting to stare at him.

"Oh shit. This is going to be a long day."

Explain The Pink One

Hellboy followed Arcane to his home, which was near the outskirts of Ponyville. "Ah, here we are, home sweet home." Arcane said as he unlocked his door and opened it for his guest. "Please be aware that i do have a rather unusual roommate. He is a Minotaur and his name is Brass Chain. while in my house, you will follow the same rules as he does. no feet on tables, no smoking in the house, and no inviting others over without my consent. any questions?" he asked.

Hellboy sat on the couch, put his feet on the coffee table and lit a cigar. Arcane's eye started to twitch. "Yeah, just one. does it count if the pink one followed us in?" he asked with a smile. Arcane was confused until he turned his head and noticed the blue eyes mere millimeters from his own emerald green ones.

"GAH! Miss Pinkie, what have i told you about just appearing in my home like that. i swear, your going to give me a heart attack."

Pinkie just smiled and walked out of the house. a few moments went by before Hellboy spoke again. "Explain something to me. How is it that pink one can pretty much disregard the laws of physics?" he asked as he walked to the back yard.

Arcane followed him. "I'm not really sure to be honest. me as well as many other unicorns have nearly lost our minds with trying to figure it out. she is but an enigma amongst us. but what about you? Celestia sent me a letter detailing your story and what you were. why would she send you to me?" Arcane was understandingly confused. he had never encountered a demon like Hellboy before.

sure he has helped a few unicorns with dealing with black magic and has even taught a small local dragon some rune magic. hell, he has even dealt with the guardian of Tartarus, but he has never dealt with something like his temporary guest.

"She said that the magic in my world sounded similar to what yo do, so here i am. she thinks you might have a way to get me home"

It was later in the afternoon and Hellboy was walking around the town. Pinkie was following him and she was joined by a purple alicorn. he eventually came to a park and decided to sit on a bench. he lit another cigar before speaking. "if you keep following me, ill just assume your hostile."

Twilight popped up from behind the bush she was hiding in. "Pinkie! I told you he would know we were following him!"

Pinkie just laughed a bit and went to sit next to Hellboy. "What's up Mr. Grumpy Face?" she asked. Hellboy stared at her before taking a puff of his cigar and lowing the smoke at Pinkie. She was completely unfazed.

"I am going to assume that you are Twilight?" he asked as his gaze turned to the approaching alicorn. Twilight nodded. "I figured. Arcane told me about you. Personal student of a princess, became a princess, and now your following a very dangerous demon. He said you were smart but the last one doesn't seem like it." he stated while still blowing smoke into Pinkie's face. "Go away." he said.

"Okie-Dokie-Lokie!" she said as she bounced away.

"Explain the pink one."

"Pinkamena Diane Pie. Everypony calls her Pinkie Pie for short. She was born and raised on a rock farm. She has the uncanny ability to make friends with anypony and can throw parties with but a moments notice. She has a 'party cannon' that can create a whole party setup with but a few shots. She seems to be able to disregard the laws of physics. She is able to fit into items as small as a cup and can seem to come out of nowhere with no warning. She possesses a set of skills that are referred to as 'the pinkie sense'. With it, she is able to accurately predict when something will happens before it does." Twilight responded while pacing in front of Hellboy.

"oh, is that all?" he asked. he blew smoke into Twilight's face. she immediately started to cough and wave her hoof in front of her face. Hellboy got up and walked away. When he got back to Arcane's house, he was tackled by the roommate, Brass Chain.

"Bad idea Bull Breath!"

Author's Note

second chapter. i know it seems to move quick but like the description said, it is a shorter story. hopefully, it wont last too much longer.

going home

Arcane walked into his home to a sight that he thought was slightly amusing. Hellboy was sitting on his roommate. He couldn't help but to chuckle a little bit. "I see you meet my roommate. How long did it take?"

Hellboy shrugged, unable to keep a straight face. "About 20 minutes. Wasn't that hard. I have taken down beats twice his size in half the time. I must say though, he was rather tough." He said as he got off Brass. The minotaur just lied there. Still unable to comprehend how he was taken down by the demon.

"What Brass Chain doesn't understand is how the red monkey took him down so easily? Brass Chain is the strongest in Ponyville!" He said as he got up and plopped on the couch.

Arcane laughed. "Indeed, listen Hellboy. You need to get home soon. Discord, the god of chaos, knows of your arrival and want to use you for some sort of scheme. I..." hee started before Hellboy out up a hand.

"I'm all for getting home, but first I want an explanation as to how." He said as he lit a cigar. "Also, whatever you do, don't turn around."

Arcane, against his better judgement, looked behind him to see a familiar pink pony behind him. "HI!!!"

Arcane just screamed and ducked under the table. "STOP FOLLOWING ME! GO HOME, I'LL MEET UP WITH YOU LATER!"

Pinkie just nodded "say hi to Abe for me." She said as she walked out the house.

Arcane finally came out from under the table and smiled. "Now, Hellboy. The trick is not sending you home through the same portal but to reverse the portal." He said as several rune circles appeared. "Now just think of where you want to go and my spell should work flawlessly."

Hellboy just thought of the conference hall and next thing he knew, he was surrounded by lights of several colors.

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When Hellboy got his vision back. he realised that new was in the conference room back at hq. Everyone was just starting at him with their jaws hanging.

Liz was the first one to speak. "What happened? Where have you been? Are you ok?" She asked as she rushed to his side to look for any injuries.

He looked at Liz and calmly responded. "I'm fine. But you wouldn't believe the last few days I've had."

About an hour later, everyone was slack jawed yet again to the story he told. Hellboy turned to Abe. "Pinkie says hi." He then reached for his gun, only to realize that he didn't have it. "Damn. Left my gun in that pony world."

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"Brass Chain found something. I think it belonged to that red monkey."

Arcane just looked at the gun. He had heard of the machines before but never saw any this small. he knew he had ammo that would fit it though. He could also rework it with some rune magic to fire magic bolts.

"You can keep it after I work a few spells through it." He said. Brass Chain reluctantly handed it over then walked to the market. "This should be an adventure."

Author's Note

well he is now home. honestly, i didnt really care for this story much. it was just something to do to get new ideas rolling. it worked. i will have a new story up withing the next month or two. depending on editing