Oh My Goth!

by MetaKnight145

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Dark, Comedy
Length: 6

An undead alien in debt comes to conquer Equestria to pay them.

The chronicles of an undead alien with absurdly high gambling and brothel debts and his attempts to pay them along with last month's rent and fix his fucked credit score.
Instead of taking the common sense approach like faking his re-death or actually getting a job or two he chooses to attempt to conquer the world known as Equestria. He finds this task more difficult than he thought for the residents of this world are damn sexy and want his carrion D, especially the one with a moon butt.
He must now find a way to keep his dracoliche sized libido in check long enough complete his mission and finally be free to continue his life in his rundown one room apartment with his robot and the various spectral horrors that live above his bed.

Inspired by, named after, and based on this song.

Contains: Sexy alien liche on pony action, technically necrophilia, full blown necrophilia, every kind of probe, numerous sexual assaults with and without said probes, and miscellaneous fetishes.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-09 22:14:01 UTC

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