Mena + Jimmy

by pinkiedash100

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Romance, Crossover
Length: 442

Idk if this is a crossover.

I'm not much of a writer and summaries aren't my thing, but let's just say I ship it, I fail.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-09 08:10:21 UTC

Breaking Them Up

   "Hi Mena!" I squeal, skipping next to a girl with straight pink hair. "Hi Pinkie", she says calmly. "PinkieDASH", I correct,"People will get Pinkie and I confused. So... Dating anyone knew?" Mena chuckled. "P.D., you know I'm dating Bubble." "I didn't think of that", I think,"Gotta get them away from each other."

  "Hi Jimmy. Anything new?" I ask turning to a boy with brown hair and a hoodie. "Not much", he says,"Just some ki- I mean shopping!" I raise an eyebrow. I reform killers for a living, and Jimmy's hard to persuade. "DATING anyone new?" I ask, leaning in. Jimmy laughed. "I'm dating Sally", he says smiling," I actually have a date right now that's conveniently is happening now." "Why am I forgetting all these things?", I think,"Time to crash a date."

   I step in to a half deserted Olive Garden. The fact that it's half deserted makes sneaking A LOT harder. (This part sounds a bit weird to me so spy attention.) I transformed into a vampire, turned invisible, and hid. I stole a kitchen knife and placed in his seat. He promised not kill around Sally, but once he sees a weapon he just can't help himself.

"I'm going to the bathroom", Jimmy finally said after fifteen minutes of waiting! His hand touched the knife. I stared and waited. I watched as his hand slowly grasped the knife. "But first..." He mumbled. Jimmy put the knife in his pocket and walked off. I thought it was a lost cause until... "Stab stab stab!" I heard the squish of a knife penetrating skin. Oh what a lovely sound! At times. Jimmy stabbed everything. He stabbed the cook, the cook's granddaughter, the unicorn in the kitchen (???), and even Sally. He just didn't notice. "They're totally over", I mumble as I creep towards the door.

  One date down, one to go! I open the door even though the sign on it says "CLOSED". I guess Mena and Bubble really wanted some privacy. Why do I open the door? If you knew me you would know I'm not rude. (At times.) Just about ANYTHING makes Mena mad. Heck, one time I gave her cotton candy and she complained it was too sweet! (You should've seen the look on Pinkie's face!) So when I opened the door... "Hey! What the heck?!" Mena shouted. "Calm down", Bubble said,"She probably didn't see the sign." "Calm down?! That's the THIRD person that's done that!" Before you know it, Mena stabs Bubble in the hand with her knife. I back up. "Um I'm gonna go", I say as I leave. Problem solved!