A letter from Mother (HELP!)
Sometimes the history you have been taught can be wrong. Twilight found this out the hard way. The hard and funny way.
It all began when a certain godess of the sun was eating bananas in her bedroom. She had a secret craving for the fruit and was known to go into fits of madness whenever someone dared to insult bananas in her presence. That is why Prince Blueblood is in Canterlot hospital with all his bones broken.
Celestia was numming away at the yellow potassium pods when a letter landed between her forehooves. "It's about time I got another friendship reporrrr........" Her thoughts trailed off as she noticed the seal: A gold ink bottle and quill. Celestia ripped the seal apart and scanned the letter. Her responses, through a mouthfull of banana, were as follows:
"Hummm?"
"Um Hum?"
"UMMMMM?"
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Celestia bellowed in horror, spitting out her banana in shock.
"I take it you got your letter too?" Asked Luna busting in through the door. She was the only living thing for miles around that had not gone temporally deaf from Celestia's scream. "I got mine too!" Declared Discord, floating in after Luna. "I know that im the lord of Chaos, but Mom must have gone mad to even think about this!"
"I know!" Added Luna "A family reunion? With all our siblings? Mother must have taken leave of her common sense!" "There is only one way Equestria can survive this event!" Declared Celestia, Putting on her crown and taking the role of leader "We must contact the Elements of Harmony!"
Deep in tartarus a figure on an obsidian throne chuckled. "A family reunion at Tia's place? This I have to see."
Far above equestria, on a throne of stardust, a yellow eyed being grinned "I'm going to see Lulu again!"
Deep in the everfree a pony on a throne of living wood read her letter over "Oh dear, I hope it's not like last time."
In a world of crystal a living statue of diamond sat on a pure white throne "I do not think this will be orderly."
Far away in the badlands ruled by Changelings, a pair of green eyes scanned a scroll, the rest of the body sat on a throne of green goo "I hope they aren't still sore about the wedding." "And the Kidnapping?" asked a nearby guard "I hate you." replied the queen.
Far away in a world of art and creation, a white alicorn with red hair had just finished sending the last letter "Now let's hope it's not a word-threatening disaster like the last reunion."
