Ragnar Hallowshield is a Dwarven paladin that loves to explore, go on adventures, and kick the crap out of stuff. He's also some guy's Dungeons and Dragons character. The player is your average D&D player--doesn't care about the storyline, focuses on nothing but treasure and combat, the works.

But things get strange for Ragnar when he falls into a magical trap. He's whisked away to parts unknown, and rather than try to get him to rejoin the party, the player just decides to make a new character. Ragnar's only level 1, after all, so it wasn't exactly a big loss.

Ragnar is far from lost, however. He's ended up in a strange, colorful land...full of nothing but mounts.

NOTE: This story isn't going to take itself too seriously, and the update schedule is probably going to be very sporadic. The main reason I'm writing it at all is because I have a lot of light-hearted, slice of life ideas floating around in my brain, and I'd like to get them down on paper somewhere. The time frame is after the Season 4 finale, but the library is still around, warranting the AU tag. Keep all of this in mind if you plan on following.

ANOTHER NOTE: I don't know why I didn't mention this before, but every battle scene in this story is decided by actual dice rolls! The outcome of the fights is just as much of a mystery to you as it is to me. Hopefully this adds a new kind of excitement, both for you as you read and me as I write. Please enjoy!