7:15 P.M.
On a Friday
Fillydelphia , Equestria
"♪♪ Come one, come all to a beautiful show! Its gonna be awesome, and....dumber than stuff! Deedeeddoodeedeedoodee. Some other musical stuff!♪♪"
Short Circuit looks around to see his friends all looking at him awkwardly. Silence and stares are all the greet him.
"Watcha doin' Buddy?" Cut Stone asks.
"Oh I wrote a musical." Short Circuit answers nonchalantly.
"You WHAT?" Asked Blond Aura.
"Why.....Why did you do that?" Asked Blaze.
"Just to.....Just to write a musical. Do I have to have a motive for it?' Short Circuit asks.
"Yeah, you don't just write a musical and not have a motive. Who....Who are we doing it against?" Cut Stone asked.
"Nopony." Short Circuit says.
"Ok, who is it for?" Asked Blond Aura.
"Nopony, again. I wrote musical 'cos I could, its pretty damn good, and I want you to be apart of it." Short Circuit admits.
"Ok ok ok, we are just trying to wrap our heads around it. Whats it called?" Asked Blond Aura.
"The Nightstallion Cometh."
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"ALRIGHT EVERPONY! GATHER AROUND!" Short Circuit exclaimed happily.
Blond Aura, Cut Stone, Blaze, and Stubby Hooves walks towards their chairs. All excited for this play. They Sit down and grab their scripts.
"♪♪ Do you feel the magic?♪♪ HAHA Ok here we go! Ok you guys all know our friend Light. Uh Light was kind enough to book us this fine Theater. Now in front of you, you will find your scripts. Light here also translated my writing to what you might find more LEGIBAL!" Short Circuit explained.
"Words, she added words to it." Blond Aura says.
"No more interruptions now AURA!" Short Circuit says, pointing a hoof at Aura.
"Short Circuit, I got a question for you. Who is playing this lead Colt?" Asked Blaze.
"That's gonna be Cut Stone." Circuit said.
"AHHH YEAH! Lead of Course!" Cut Stone exclaimed.
"Well...Well...Well who is playing the Daystallion?" Blaze asked worriedly.
"That's Also gonna be Cut Stone." Circuit said.
"AHHH YEAH! TWO ROLES!" Cut Stone yelled as he jumped from his seat.
"WAIT THATS BULLSHIT!" Yelled Blaze.
"Well the Nightstallion and the Daystallion are the same Ponies." Circuit explained.
"HE GETS TWO ROLES? THATS BUCKING BULLSHIT!" Blaze continues his yelling.
"Well...Deal with it bitch." Short Circuit said.
"Hey Circuit, who is gonna play this Troll?" Stubby Hooves asks.
"That's gonna be you." Circuit says.
"Im gonna play the Troll?" Hooves asks again.
"Who else could?" Circuit said.
"Oooh I like that." Stubby Hooves said.
"Ok Short Circuit, What in Tartarus is this play about? Im a PRINCESS who lives in a Coffee Shop?" Blond Aura asks while looking over her script.
"You WORK in a Coffee Shop, you don't live in a Coffee Shop. Read Better!" Short Circuit explained.
"Well why am In love with a little Colt?" Asked Blond Aura, this question made Blaze look up to Circuit for answers.
"Your in love with a young Stallion." Circuit said.
"You wrote Colt." Blond Aura counteracted.
"Well Stallion/Colt its a metaphor." Short Circuit said.
"IVE CHANGED MY MIND! I've changed my mind, I'm playing the Nightstallion." Cut Stone interrupts.
"What! Why would you wanna play the Nightstallion?" Asked Blaze.
"Well, he is badass dude, he does karate on stage and has the eyes of a cat!" Cut Stone explained.
"WOAH, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM!" Asked Circuit as he flipped through the script.
"Oh I made it up." Cut Stone admitted.
"Boy that's great, now I can play the Colt and the Daystallion role." Blaze said.
"No don't switch roles! Your not supposed to." Short Circuit whined.
"Hey Hooves, you got a guy who does cat-eyes?" Cut Stone asked.
"Already on it." Stubby Hooves said.
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"♪♪ Tiny Colt, little Colt, baby Colt I want you, tiny Colt, little Colt, I want to touch you Colt.♪♪" Blond Aura sung.
"♪♪ If you only knew-" Blaze sang, Aura interrupts him.
"Hold on a second! Short Circuit! Are you bucking kidding me?" Aura angrily says.
"What?"
"Tiny Colt, little Colt, baby Colt? Your wanting me to say I want to make love to Tiny little baby Colt." Aura explains.
"But I've already explained to you that the spirit of this Stallion, its like a Colt. Its a metaphor." Circuit explains.
"You keep saying that word, but I'm not convinced you know what it means. Also im not making out with Blaze later 'cos it says to do that and its not gonna happen." Aura says.
"Yeah I'm not doing that either." Blaze admitted.
"That's why I said no switching parts, ok I don't want you two kissing either, your twins for Celestias sake!" Circuit said.
"What if its just a sexually charged hug?" Light asked.
"Could you not speak to the talent please? Go stand over there Light. PLEASE! Ok buck this bucking shit. If none of you wanna do the song then fine. Ill cut it." Circuit said.
"Thank you." Aura said.
"Woah woah woah, don't cut the song, Aura, apologize to Circuit." Blaze says.
"No, he wants me to bang this Colt and iiiii don't want to do it." Aura says.
"I think its a bad idea to cut the song." Light said.
"Light....What did I say? Oh and thank you. Blaze, take a five.....NOW! Ok Aura, the song is history." Circuit said, Blaze walks to the snack cart.
"Thank you Circuit, what will I be singing instead?" Blond Aura asked.
"Flip to the back page. That's what you will be singing." Circuit said.
"Circuit this is my big song, I wanna sing a song don't screw me on th-" Aura gets interrupted.
"DONT SCREW YOU???!!! OK AURA LEMME REMEMBER SOMETHING, DID AURA COME TO CIRCUIT WITH A PLAY? NO CIRCUIT CAME TO AURA WITH A PLAY! AND THE GANG! AND THE GANG LIKE TO RUIN THIS FOR CIRCUIT, AND RUIN HIS HOPES AND DREAMS! LEMME BREAK DOWN A SCENARIO, I COULD CUT THE SONG 'COS I WROTE IT, I COULD HAVE LIGHT DO THE SONG, OR I COULD STRAP ON A WIG AND SOME MAKEUP AND I COULD DO THE SONG MYSELF! SO LEMME TELL YOU MRS.ALLTHAT, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? SOOONG? OR NO SOOONG?" Circuits freaks out.
Silence fills the room, Blaze staring at Circuit, Light sleeping on the piano, and Blond Aura staring quietly at Short Circuit.
"S-s-s-s-song." Aura frightendly said.
"SONG? YOU WANT TO SING A SONG? WELL FINE THEN ,GET THE BUCK BACK ON YOUR BUCKING PODIUM! AND...... BLAZE WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU DOING?" Circuit bellows.
"Im...mmm...Im eating because im.....mmmm...Nervous." Blaze said, munching on an Apple.
"STOP EATING THAT SWEET APPLE ACRES APPLE AND GET BACK UP HERE! YOU ALL HAVE ME UP TO HERE WITH THIS!" Circuit screamed, Circuit raised a hoof over his head for a metaphor.
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"♪♪ You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this colts S...Hole. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in! If you want to get in. If you want this baby Colts S...hole, you gotta pay the troll toll.♪♪" Stubby Hooves sang.
"Stop stop stop stop. LOVE what your doing, love the enthusiasm, but it sounds like you saying Hole, and its clearly Soul, you did write soul right Light?" Circuit said.
"I did write Soul." Light said, checking over the script.
"♪♪You gotta pay the troll toll to get in this colts S...Hole.♪♪" Stubby Hooves sang again.
"See! See if you drew that out some more, it would sound like Hole! And... Are you chewing gum?" Circuit said.
"Yeah."
"Give me the gum Stubby....Give it....Give it to me.. I said no gum." Circuit said, Stubby spit the gum out into Circuits hoof.
"Its unprofessional." Light said.
"He said no gum." Blaze added.
"Uhh.. Circuit can I bring something up?" Cut stone asked.
"Sure."
"I think we have to be really careful on how we do the uhhh... The uhh rape scene." Cut stone said, this got a stare from Circuit.
"What in Celestia's mane are you talking about there is no rape scene." Circuit said.
"Well yeah, I pay the troll toll, then I proceed to rape Blaze." Cut stone says, Cut stone gets on top of Blaze, who is sitting on a bed.
"Yeah, then the troll throws a blanket over us and then you cant see the sexing from behind." Blaze says, Stubby throws a blanket over the two.
"Then what I do, I thrust forward...Like this." Cut Stone says, thrusting on Blaze.
Circuit sits there and stares at the two.
"Ok now im here, im passed where I thought I could go." Circuit said, raising a hoof higher than last time over his head.
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The Waitress is walking towards her home, with a quick pace. Then Circuit jumps out from behind a carriage.
"Oh My Luna! You scared me!" The Waitress says.
"Hi hi hello hello. I dropped a bag of bits and I cant find it, what are you doing here is this one of your walking places?" Circuit asks.
"Circuit I have mace." The Waitress threatened.
"Oh my Celestia! Check this out! Uhhh, I wrote this musical, and I got a free ticket for you to see it!" Circuit said, handing a ticket to the Waitress.
"Wow, a free ticket to a play I don't want to see!" The Waitress said.
"You do?"
"I don't want to see it."
"But its front row."
"I don't care."
"Ok ok fine, if you come see this play, I will stop stalking you, I will stop breaking into your house, I will stop all of it, if you come see this play I wrote, that's how much this means to me." Circuit said with a sad voice.
"Hmph." The waitress said.
The waitress stares at circuit for 2 minutes before taking the ticket.
"Nice."
"Stop talking to me."
"You wont regret it."
"I regret it....Already."
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The Theater is filling up, and behind the curtains, everyone is anxious.
"Circuit what is going on? We are packed, we have not started since opening, that was two hours ago." Cut Stone asked.
"Its just...Its just you know.... OH OH OH SHES HERE! She is here! Get ready!" Circuit said, once seeing the waitress.
"What? Who is here?" Cut Stone Asked.
"A pony now shut up! Ok everypony last minutes changes uhhhh this is Shiny Petals, she will be playing the piano instead of me tonight. Ok Shiny Petals can go to the piano and wait for my signal to start?" Asked Circuit.
"Oh I forgot to tell you Filthy Rich a good friend of mine." Shiny Petals says.
"Ok good for you, I know that ten times now. Go!" Circuit says.
With the help of Light, Shiny Petals moves towards the piano.
"OK circuit, one last thing, I got a song, im gonna add it in."
"No Aura don't, I will smack your muzzle, off of your muzzle."
"Its gonna happen. Its gonna happen. Its gonna happen."
"Shit, its starting! Hurry go go go!"
The ponies rush to their areas, Blaze and Aura are up first. The curtains rise, revealing the 2 play actors.
"Whats this strange feeling?" Aura says.
"I feel so strange inside." Blaze adds.
"Its so Strange but appealing." Aura says.
"I feel.... good." Blaze finishes.
"♪♪ Little Coly, tiny Colt, baby Colt I need you! Little Colt, tiny Colt, baby Colt I want to touch you Colt!♪♪" Aura Sings.
"♪♪ If you only knew what I would do to you, If I was that boy, that's inside of you.♪♪" Blaze Sings.
"♪♪ Little Coly, tiny Colt, baby Colt I need you! Little Colt, tiny Colt, baby Colt I want to make love to you Colt!♪♪" Aura Sings.
"♪♪ If you only knew what I would do to you, If I was that boy, that's inside of you.♪♪" Blaze Sings.
"♪♪ Oh Colt oh Colt oh Colt oh Colt...♪♪" Aura sings.
"♪♪ Colt.♪♪" Both Aura and Blaze say together.
"Oh Colt." They say again. They hug awkwardly before leaving the stage. Aura runs back on.
"♪♪ Just to be clear, I did not write that song and never had sex.....With a foal just to be clear. Just to be clear, most stallions find me to be a eight or nine outta ten, and I am available to any interested stallion, who wants to get my number after the show!♪♪" Aura sings the song that she wrote.
"Keep singing bitch, your not gonna have a muzzle when im done with you!" Circuit angrily says.
"Dude she I bombing out there." Cut Stone says.
"I was good though right?" Blaze asked.
"No you were terrible, you totally froze up. Excuse me, im gonna go pop my cat eyes in!" Cut Stone says.
"But I got a lot of laughs." Blaze said.
"Laughs are cheap...Im going for gasps." Cut Stone boasted.
Cut Stone left Blaze to listen to the crescendo of terrible singing on stage. The curtains close on her, forcing her to exit the stage. Stubby Hooves and Blaze get the props ready and place them on stage, the next scene begins.
"Hisssss!" Cut Stone hisses. This causes the audience to laugh.
"We are getting a lot of laughs that's good." Light says.
"That's not good! Its a musical not a bucking comedy." Circuit says.
"You came at the right time!" Stubby acted.
"Is he sleeping?" Cut stone asked.
"Yes, just the way you like him. Did you bring the toll?" Stubby Hooves says.
"Confound your lousy toll troll! Hissss!" Cut Stone acted, this causes the crowd to laugh again.
"Dammit stop laughing at me." Stone silently said.
"♪♪ You gotta pay the troll toll, if you wanna get in the colts S...Hole, you gotta pay the troll toll to get in! If you want the baby colts S...Hole you gotta pay the troll toll, you gotta pay the troll toll to get in! TROLL TOLL!♪♪" Stubby sang.
"♪♪ What'd you say?♪♪" Blaze sung.
"♪♪TROLL TOLL!♪♪" Stubby repeated.
"♪♪ HEY HEY HEEEEY!♪♪" Stone sang.
"♪♪ TROLL TOLL!♪♪"
"Here is your toll, troll." Cut Stone said. Handing fake bits to the Stubby troll.
"Your boy awaits!"
"AT LAST! THE COLTS SOUL....IS MINE!" Cut Stone said.
Cut Stone crosses the stage, doing poor imitations of karate while doing so. The crowd laughs again. Cut Stone gets on top of Blaze.
"Gimme that leg boy!"
"No!"
Stubby troll tosses a blanket over them.
"Dude do you have a boner right now?????" Blaze quietly asks.
"Shut up don't ruin this for me." Cut Stone quietly countersays.
After a few seconds of the blanket moving and rustling, Cut Stone leaves the stage under cover of darkness.
"Im going to smack, everypony, into tiny little pieces!" Short Circuit says, angrily.
"Hello boy! Come and scratch my itchy witchy hoovsies!" The Stubby Troll commands.
"No." Blaze said.
"What?! Get over here!" Stubby said.
"No Mr.Troll."
"I control you!"
"You control nothing! I am not your slave anymore, and im not a colt. For you see.... I am a stallion.... I am the Daystallion!" Blaze says, Blaze grabs a prop sword and looks at Stubby.
"What in Tartarus is that?" Stubby asks.
"You know what is it bitch." Blaze rushes Mr.Troll, and kills him.
Blaze hands the prop sword to a random hoof in the door of the prop wall, the Nightstallion enters.
"Hisss! Where is the colt?"
"The colt is gone."
"You cant tell me what to do."
"Uhhh, your skipping the line." Blaze quietly says.
"Hehehe.....You cant tell me what to do."
"Your skipping that same line. I cant believe how much better at acting I am then you."
"Ill kick your ass bro."
"Ill tell you what! I am the ruler of darkness! I am the master of the sun! I am......The Daystallion!
The battle begins as The Daystallion charges the Nightstallion, the Nightstallion knocks the Daystallion back. The Daystallion charges again, missing the Nightstallion, but is able to block the next blow, the Daystallion reaches into the dark shirt of the Nightstallion and grabs his heart. The Nightstallion dies slowly and painfully. The heart is thrown over the prop wall, victory goes to the Nightstallion. The Coffee Princess Blond Aura enters.
"You defeated the evil that was here!"
"Naturally, because im the Daystallion."
"You once were a colt and now you are a stallion and im in love you with you."
"And I am in love with you."
"♪♪ Daystallion! AHHHHH, fighter of the Nightstallion,AHHHH, Champion of the sun! AHHHH, You are a master of karate and friendship for everyone! Daystallion!♪♪" Aura and Blaze sing. the Nightstallions and Mr.Troll comes back from the dead.
"♪♪ Daystallion! AHHHHH, fighter of the Nightstallion,AHHHH, Champion of the sun! AHHHH, You are a master of karate and friendship for everyone! Daystallion! Daystallion! AHHHHH, fighter of the Nightstallion,AHHHH, Champion of the sun! AHHHH, You are a master of karate and friendship for everyone! Daystalliooooooooooon!♪♪" Blaze, Blond Aura, Stubby Hooves, and Cut Stone sing.
"Stagefreeze!" Cut Stone says.
"Don't Say stagefreeze just do it!" Blaze says.
With the show over, the cast gets ready to bo---- A sun with a stallion that is dressed like a fancy sun on it slowly descends on stage.
"♪♪ Ahhhhhhhhahhhhhahhhh hooodehooo, I was a little colt, that little baby colt was me! I once was a colt but now I am a stallion! I fought the Nightstallion, lived as Daystallion, now Im here to ask for your hoof, will you marry meeee, will you come up on stage and join me, in this little thing called matrimony, please say yes and do not bone me please....just....marry meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.♪♪" Short Circuit sang to the waitress. Short Circuit extended a hoof to his, hopefully, future bride.
"Is the play over?" The waitress asks.
"Uhhh, errr yes." Short Circuit says.
"Good then im out of here."
"Wait...Is it a yes?"
"Really Circuit? is it a yes? No, I will never marry you, and I held up my end of the bargain so I never have to see you again."
"Well, I never signed anything soooo I will see you tomorrow."
"Dammit." The waitress swears under her breath.
"Well, that's it everypony, you can go home now, plays over."
"You wanna bow buddy?" Blaze asks.
"No I don't wanna bow, lets just go."
"By the way Circuit, I thought the rape scene went well." Stubby says.
"Can it, that was awful for me, and if you bring this up...at the apartment tonight, I am going to smack you, I swear on Luna's dark mane." Short Circuit says. The Gang leaves the stage, leaving the audience without a bow.
~FIN~
