The Majesty Of The Night

Darkness. All I see is darkness...

*...eep. Beep. Beep. Bee...*

Wait, what's that sound?

*...eep. Beep. Beep. Bee...*

Is... That a heart monitor? Why is there a heart monitor?

*...eep. Beep. Beep. Bee...*

Wait a second, the last thing I remember was... Urgh, being drunk and getting kicked out of the pub. I headed... Down west street, then... HOLY SHIT I GOT STABBED! I'm in the hospital! thank god someone found me!

My eyes start to flicker open, only for me to shut them tight from the brightness of... Wherever the hell I am. There's a distinct smell of floor polish and hand sanitiser hanging in the air. The beeping of the heart monitor is now  a lot more prominent... And annoying. I go to run my eyes, only for them to be stopped.

what the hell?! Why are my hand bound down?

Okay, now I'm starting to panic. Am I in some sort of underground bunker in Ukraine or something?  This can't be good.

Just as my thoughts start to wander, I hear the door open softly, followed by... Two pairs of stilettos? I decide the best thing will be to fake it and see who these guys are. I almost blew my cover and jumped when one man's voice greeted my ears.

"Hmm..." He pondered, "all your stats check out fine."

Ok, not Ukraine, he speaks English

"Don't worry, son. You're gonna be fine when you wake up. Then we can find out exactly who... And what you are."

Right, what exactly is going on here? Screw this I'm opening my eyes

And I do exactly that. Let me tell ya, I wish I hadn't. Standing there in front of me was not a cross dressing doctor, but a pony. But it didn't look like a pony, he looked... Almost cartoon-like. He was a mint green colour, with striking white hair, and a... Beard? He also wore a doctors coat and... A horn! He's a freakin' unicorn!

"You've gotta be shittin' me!"

*********SOMEWHERE IN THE CASTLE***********

Princess Luna and princess Celestia sit in the throne room, talking with many ponies about their problems, of which they expected the royal deities to have the answers to. Everything from "my crops aren't growing" to "I think my mare friend is cheating"

Suddenly, two royal guards burst open the doors to the room and gallop to the front, bow, then adress the princesses

"Your highnesses, we request you come with us immediately", one of the guards says.

Celestia, looking slightly irritated, replied, "is it so important that we must cut our meeting with the ponies of Equestria?"

"I apologise, but you're needed in the hospital wing." With that, luna's eyes shot open, and started galloping for the door.