Who Were They?

"I don't get it, why would Celestia lead us on a wild goose chase?" asked a skeptical and confused Rarity to Pinkie and Applejack. The three mares where in Twilight's hot air balloon while Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy pull it through the sky.

"Ah don't know Rares, but somethin' doesn't feel right." Applejack was suspicious.

"What do you mean?"

"The fact that it is eight in the morning yet it is still night time." chimed Pinkie as she looked out at the moonlit sky.

"That's odd," began a concerned Rarity. "Celestia never misses her cue when it comes to raising the sun, something must be wrong."

"Whatever it is Rares, we won't know until we get back to Canterlot." said Applejack, a bit anxious at arriving. The capital was in sight.

At the Crystal Empire, a guard named Dewey walked into a large room that held their latest prisoner. "Okay Kage, time to start your transfer to-WHAT THE BUCK?!" she exclaimed as she saw the cage busted open, and guards on the floor, injured. She quickly ran to them.

"What happened around here?!" she asked on of her wounded guards.

"Ugh...this unicorn mare...came in here...broke the prisoner free." a guard groaned in pain. "She was a one pony army..." he quickly lost consciousness.

"Oh no." mumbled Dewey in shock.

"Where is the Sisterhood located!" demanded the mare as she used her magic to choke Kage.

"I...don't...know..." struggled the gray stallion. They were both in the pine forests north of the Crystal Empire.

"You should know! They were your creators!" snarled the mare.

"Maybe...you should...choke harder...I like this..." grinned Kage as his evil side started to come out, but it was not the only thing that decided to come out. The mare looked down between his hind legs.

"The fuck! Seriously?!" she angrily used her magic to throw Kage against a tree. "You actually get turned on by that?!"

"Only...if it is done by a female." smirked Kage as he gently got back up. "Did you like what you see?"

"I have no time to play games! I am looking for the Sisterhood!" snapped the mysterious mare.

"I am offended!" he playfully pouted. "All this time I thought you broke me out because you wanted a piece of my thick cock, but no, you just wanted to use me to further your own selfish goals."

"Like I would ever have sex with you!" the mare was disgusted at the thought.

"Then what is it that you want? Does it involve revenge?" he grinned. He knew that the only reason ponies try to find the Sisterhood is revenge for a past deed.

"No, it involves justice." said the mare. "Their leader killed my mother!"

"Your mother...you mean..." the pieces suddenly started to fit together. "Celestia?"

The mare was stunned. "How did you know?" in complete shock.

"Your face just told me." snickered Kage. "So, what's your name and where do you come from?"

"My name is Princess Platinum, I'm from an alternate universe, and I am here to bring my mother's killers to justice." she said with determination.

"So, will that happen before or after we fuck?"

Platinum just gave a very hard punch to Kage's face. "FUCK YOU!" she then turned around and started to walk in a random direction.

Kage spat out some blood. "We should be going south you know."

"Come again?" the mare stopped on her tracks.

"The Sisterhood usually like to hang around in the wastelands of the Southern frontier, near dragon territory." explained the stallion.

Platinum turned around and walked to him. "Let me tell you something, do anything inappropriate with me and I will not hesitate in cutting off your balls, got it?"

"Loud and clear." he grinned back. He then lead the way as Platinum reluctantly followed.

Caterlot was finally in view as Twilight's friends make their way in the hot air balloon. "Everythin' seems quiet." commented Applejack.

"Ooh! I see a bright light coming at us!" pointed out Pinkie.

"A what-?" before Rarity could complete her sentence, the entire balloon was hit by an explosion. Next thing she knew, but the basket started to free-fall to the ground.

"HOLD ON!" Applejack yelled.

"WE'RE COMING!" yelled Dash as she dive bombed down towards her falling friends.

The thick forest below grew closer as the two Earth ponies and unicorn continued their fall. Dash managed to swoop in and grab Rarity, while Fluttershy caught Pinkie Pie just in the nick of time. "APPLEJACK!"

Before anyone knew what happened, Applejack disappeared into the forest canopy. "APPLEJACK! NO!" yelled Dash with frustration.

As the orange mare crashed through the canopy, she managed to hit every single branch along the way. "OOF! OW! AUGH!" she would exclaim in pain with every hit. After hitting another branch, she suddenly found herself hitting the large river down below with a hard splash.

Applejack tried in vain to fight the current, but she was too hurt and the stream to strong to fight, she ended up being swept down a serious of rapids, hitting an occasional rock.

The last thing the mare felt before she lost consciousness, was falling down a tall waterfall.

"That should keep those pesky ponies distracted for a while." grinned Awa at a nearby cliff as she admired her work.

"Men, for far too long, the Equestrian kingdom has been a corrupting influence on all of our females. For too long, we caribou have been afraid of doing anything about it because of our lack of magic. But not today! Tell me men, do any of you want to live in a world where females are treated equally as males?"

"NO!"

"Do any of you want to live in a world where you have to ask for consent before you can fulfill your needs? An excuse for females to control us!"

"NO!"

"Do any of you want to live in a world where our female calf believe that they can grow up and live a life outside of sex and home?"

"NO!"

"Well, I have come with great news! Our spy has managed to come back with a potion than can be turned into a serious that will finally help us develop actually magic! Magic that we can use against those damn dirty equines! Our opportunity to show the world the glory of our culture has come upon us! ALL HAIL THE CARIBOU! ALL HAIL THE RANGIFER EMPIRE!"

"ALL HAIL DAINN!" the crowd erupts into cheers.