It was dead quiet in Ponyville, to think started off so peaceful like only to end by the hooves of the most happiest of the citizens who used to live there. After the disappearance of Rainbow Dash, it was disappearance after disappearance. Soon, it was only 2 left. Her, and the other one! He decided to step out because he was now going to confront the killer! His own friend...
"(Everyone...)"
*Flashback!*
"Beat it kid, leave the investigations to the detectives!" Said Sam, a royal guard.
"Oh Spike, why would Pinkie ever do that?" Said Twilight "You were probably having a sugar induced nightmare from eating too many sweets from Sugarcube Corner."
"Yeeeeeeeah, sorry Spike but I don't believe you, Pinkie can't act like that, she's too stupid." Said Trixie.
"It's probably just a bad dream, come-on Spike, let mommy get you an ice cream." Said Princess Celestia.
*Flashback over!*
Before Spike decided to confront Pinkie, he decided to take a walk around his hometown.
"The park...I remember when I'd pass by the other kids, I'd play if I could, but I was always too busy, and even if I wasn't, Twilight would be away from home doing something meaning I had to hold down the fort." He said to himself.
*Flashback*
"Come-on Spike, play with us!" said Bloo
"Sorry, but I gotta deliver these too town hall before it's too late."
*Flashback Over*
Spike then went to Sweet Apple Acres.
"Applejack and Applebloom, the 1st 2 to ever confess their love to me. *sigh* It's a good thing they were able to bounce back & allowed our friendship to stay in tact after I turned them down."
He then went to the Everfree Forest.
"Zecora...I think you were the only one I saw put-up a close fight before Pinkie ended it!"
Then after seeing a few more places, he was ready to confront Pinkie! He took a deep breath before entering, then pushed through the double doors.
"Pinkamena?"
"Ooh, hi Spikey, what does the cutest dragon in history want?" She said while petting his head.
"Pinkie, or rather Pinkamena, I came to stop you myself!"
"I think it's a little too late for that, besides I already have plans to leave this ghost town anyways!"
"I'm here to make you stop so you don't cause mass extinction to Equestria!"
"Aww, but I wanted to put an end to it all! I may like it when my friends laugh at me, but to make mean jokes behind my back, that's when I get angry!"
"Is that all? Bull fucking shit!"
"Ooooooh, someone's a potty mouth, looks like we'll have to wa..."
"Shut-up!" He snapped. "Look, I came to talk you outta this!"
"You're just saying that so I don't leave you all alone."
"Alone?"
"Yeah, I'd never hurt you Spikey." She replied with a noseboop.
Spike tried to scratch her face with a swipe of his claw, but Pinkamena stopped it with her hoof.
"Nope, sorry Spike, but I don't want this cute face ruined before our wedding night!"
"Wedding night?"
"I love you Spike, and I even got rid of those who caused you Tartarus! Especially Twilight."
"What do you mean caused me Tartarus? I admit, they laugh at my misfortune, yes our friends may have made me do a-lot of back breaking work, but I saw no reason to kill them, they didn't intend on hurting me Pinkamena!"
"No, I saw it, the evil smiles in their faces! Well I thought no more!" She said while pinning Spike to the wall by his claws. "Also, if that mother of yours is too stupid to realize I was the killer, then it's time for a new ruler!"
"What do you mean?"
"Spike, you're Princess Celestia's son, you have a super kind heart, you know how to be a leader. If you accept her offer to be her heir, then we can put an end to every last mean creature out there, and if somepony decides to not follow your rule of respect, I your queen will execute without hesitation!"
"Pinkie, you know very well that there will always be a jerk in this world, the jackasses will still exist after you purge the world of them, more will be born eventually!"
Then tears started forming in her eyes.
"Pinkamena..."
"Why do you still trust me despite me being the one who killed all of our friends?"
"Even though you've done this to Ponyville...you'll still be one of my 1st friends, nothing will change that!"
"Oh Spiiiike!" Then she kissed him on the lips, and Spike returned her emotions. "What will we do now?"
"I'll convince my mom to go easy on you, it will be however very difficult, but I'll try!"
"You really think you have a chance?"
"Oh please, don't worry Pinkamena, but if it doesn't work, we can run away together!"
" *Gasp!* You really wanna run away together?"
"Yes, Pinkamena, I'd love to!" He told her while caressing her right cheek.
So here's the aftermath. Princess Celestia said no, and that caused them to runaway to some faraway place in Equestria which caused Princess Celestia to post a wanted poster of Pinkamena wanted dead, and a missing poster of Spike wanted alive, all across her kingdom! It had been exactly 10 years since that day, and they still have not been found! So let's see where exactly they ended-up.
"Cocka-doodle-doo!"
1st to wake-up was Spike, who had gotten bigger since then, his genocidal wife woke-up after him.
"Good morning honey." Spike told her.
"Mmm Morning Spike." she replied while nuzzling his neck.
"So, what do you wanna do today?"
"I dunn..." Then they heard a child screaming.
They ran down to the living room.
"Passionate Party, what's..."
"Happy Anniversary you guys!" She said while firing Pinkamena's Party Cannon
"...Thank goodness, you scared your father & I!"
"Wait, Passionate Party, what do you mean anniversary?"
"Duh, it's the 10th year since you 2 were together!"
"Oh, b-but how do you know the date we...(No wait, she's Pinkie's daughter, I shouldn't have asked.)" Spike realized.
"And guess what? I grandma Celestia!"
"You what?!"
"Hi-yah son!" Celestia said while pulling Passionate Party in for a cuddle. "I honestly don't care anymore now that you've given me a grandkid, buuuut..." Then she turned towards Pinkamena with a blazing glare."
"You'll be back on the wanted list if you kill again!"
"...yes ma'am!"
"Now, let's have the cake, I made it myself!"
"Excellent kiddo, baking just like your parents!"
"Wow, this cake is great!" complimented Celestia.
"Thanks, I made it with Scott!"
"Scott...wait, our next door neighbor?"
Suddenly they all lost their appetites.
"Yep, he was a great help! Come on out Scott, and enjoy the cake."
"You don't have to ask me twice."
Then they all laughed as the camera panned outward to show someone looking through the window.
"Yes, the knife of a crazy spirit, now let's hope Fancy Pants kept his end of the bargain when I revive his precious Fleur!" Said a humanoid figure with black hair, black demon wings, a black T-shirt, no pants, but tidy whiteys as he teleported to a future story.
To be continued in another story.
Author's Note
No really, in the wikia, the a white stallion guard, is named Sam! No really, one of the fillies in the show is named Bloo. I think this shipping name is Spikamena.
