A face you'll never see

by Sir_Elton_lunar

Tea Time

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 “Aloe, what types of tea do you have?” The mare shook violently as she pointed across the room.

                “W-w-we h-have strawberry, l-lemon, mint, a-and k-kiwi.” I walk across the room and open the cabinet. Inside were a variety of flavor that Aloe listed. I grab the box labeled mint, but thought twice as I turn back to the mares.

                “Which flavor of tea would you three what?” Rarity speaks up for the shaking mares as I lay all of the flavors on the counter.

                “N-none for m-me, thank y-you.” Without my smile faltering I look to Rarity with a stern gaze.

                “As I asked before, what type of tea would you like?” The mare visibly flinched at the tone of my voice. After her not responding I decided to pick for her, but not for the twins. I set my stern glare on the twins as they begin to shake like leaves.

                “What would you two like?” I add a sweetened tone to my voice to try and lessen their nervousness. They relax a little, but not much.

                “I would like kiwi if you please,” said Lotus. I nod to her and look to Aloe for her answer.

                “U-um, lemon please.” I grab all of the respected flavors, lemon for Rarity, and begin to boil water.

                “Now, down to business shall we. I would like to ask you a question. Do you think that I am evil?” I see Rarity’s anger return with a vengeance.

                “YES!” I twitch my wrist in annoyance from Rarity’s outburst. I calm myself as I look into the mare’s soul.

                “How do you think that I am evil?” I watch as Rarity gains a little self control as she readjust herself in her seat, but never losing that fire in her eyes.

                “From what you told us, you are evil because you kill for money!” I sigh out loud as begin to enlighten the mares on my opinion.

                “Yes it is true I kill for money, but have you ever thought why do I do it?” I continue before she can reply.

                “The reason I kill is because of people like you. I kill to protect people like you. Sure killing a princess for a noble who just wants personal gain looks like it is bad, but it is not. The reason I say this is because even though I killed her does not mean that the noble will gain what they truly desired. It may sound weak to you, but I will fight for my opinion.”I look to see the three mares confused on what I said.  I take a deep breath before I continue.

                “Let’s look at this from a different angle. You see me as a soulless dick that kills for money. From my point of view I am trying to keep alive and help those who need it. You want to know something?  I slightly enjoy killing my targets. Do you want to know why?” I see all three mares shake their heads.

                “Well, you convinced me so I’ll tell you. The reason I slightly like killing people is because I know that if I kill them I raise my chances of live and passing on my order’s traditions. My order helped me when I needed them most and vise versa, so killing some princess for some noble is none of my concern. As long as I live to see the next day I will do anything my client ask me to do. Now I believe we are done here.” I hear the whistle from the tea pot behind me. I ignore the three mares as I make my way over to the teapot, but not before giving them a final warning.

                “Just because Night asked me too I won’t kill any of you. I want you to swear on your live that you will not tell anybody of Nyx or my location. After that Rarity can leave, but I need to talk to you two.” I watch as the mares do this weird thing were they cross their hearts and attempt to put something in their eyes. I blink at the confusing ritual before me.Ok, that’s new. I nod to Rarity as she quickly pushes her chair in and runs for the door.

                I look back to the twin just as a loud bang comes from the front. I gaze upon the twins as they begin to sweat. I decide to continue with the talk.

                “I want to start over with you two. I know that out of the short time that we have known each other you two fear me. I wish to dash these fears, for I am staying with you. I would also like to apologize for my behavior today, and hope that you will continue to let me stay here.” I bow slightly in front of the twins trying to wedge myself in their good graces. Both of the twins take on a sinister look as I raise from my bow. The both respond at the say time.

                “How well do you give a massage?”


??????? P.O.V

                I turn away from my temporary companion as I charge a communication spell. I wait for about three seconds before my subject answers.

                “How may I be of service ma’am?” I chuckle at Commander Moonlight Fury’s dedication towards me. I clear me throat before I respond.

                “I need you to take a little bit of information to Princess Celestia.”

                “Yes ma’am! What do you need me to deliver?” From the tone of his voice I could almost see him saluting.

                “Tell her that you have required the assassin Raven’s phone number. The number is ***-***-****. I want you do deliver the number as soon as possible.” I smile as my plan starts to fall into place.

                “Yes ma’am, anything else?” I go through my black list on potential threats. I smile as another plan forms in my mind.

                “Yes, after you give Celestia the assassin’s number tell her to call him and ask for him to come to Canterlot. She will most likely lead from there.” I wait for the Commander to respond.

                “It shall be done, Fury out.” I feel the commander’s magic disconnect from mine as I lay back down smiling from my well thought out plan. I love being a queen.


The next morning

                I awoke to the sun’s light in my eyes. God dammit, I can never wake up on my own, can I?” I grumble as I make my way into the bathroom while I start to undress. I turn the water on as I grab my phone and select a song. I step into the warm current just as the guitar into starts to play. I hum to the solo as I let the water roll down my scared body. I star to sing along with song as the vocals start.

Every time that I look in the mirror

All these lines on my face getting clearer

The past is gone

It went by like dusk to dawn

Isn't that the way

Everybody's got their dues in life to pay

                I start to wash my hair with some of Aloe’s shampoo.God this smells so girly.

Yeah, I know nobody knows

Where it comes and where it goes

I know it's everybody's sin

You got to lose to know how to win

Half my life's in books' written pages

Live and learn from fools and from sages

You know it's true

All the things you do, come back to you

Sing with me, sing for the year

Sing for the laughter and sing for the tear

Sing with me, if it's just for today

Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away

Sing with me, sing it for the year

Sing for the laughter and sing for the tear

Sing with me, if it's just for today

Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away

Dream on, dream on, dream on,

Dream until your dream come true

Dream on, dream on, dream on,

And dream until your dream come true

Dream on [7x]

Sing with me, sing it for the year

Sing for the laughter and sing it for the tear

Sing with me, if it's just for today

Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away

Sing with me, sing it for the year

Sing for the laughter and sing it for the tear

Sing with me, if it's just for today

Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away

                I turn off the water as I finish the lyrics to the song. I reach for a towel but feel nothing except air. I turn around and poke my head out of the door to see Nyx in my room.

                “Hey Nyx, could you get me a towel please?” I watch as she jumps up like a startled cat. She turns around to see my damp face and hair. She stood there for a second before smirking and walking out of the door.That dirty little… I sigh as I open my door and rush over to the closet to see if there are any towels on the shelves. To my luck there was one on the top shelf….

                “Fuck.” I look up to see the self resting about five feet above me. They are fucking earth ponies. How the hell to twins put them up there?! I grind my teeth as I reach out and grab the shelf closest above me. I test the weight to see if I could climb up. Once I was satisfied I pulled myself up and grab the next self when I hear a ringing come from my room.Really?! Somebody has to call me right this second?! I grab the shelf with the towels as I start to ready myself to sprint once I’m on the floor. I snatch a towel just as I release the shelf. As soon as my feet brush the carpet I sprint into my room trying to wrap the towel around my waist.

                I stop in the middle of my room trying to remember where I left my phone. I run for the bathroom to see it resting right next to the sink. I grab my phone and answer as fast as I could.

                “Hello, this is Mr. Claw speaking. How may I help you?” I hear the last thing I would have guessed through the speaker.

                “Yes this is Princess Celestia. Is this the phone of Mr. Raven?” I sat there for god knows long opening and closing my mouth like a fish. I slap myself wondering how Celestia got my number. Might as well see how this plays out.

                “Yes it does, I am Mr. Raven’s assistant Epic Tale. How may I help you?” I laugh mentally but keep a stone a face.

                “I would like for your boss to come to Canterlot to discuss a job. When will he be open?” I guess it’s time for some trolling.

                “Let me see…. He is busy all of next week, something about assassinating the Griffin emperor. After that He will be assassinating a noble in the Minotaur lands, but he is free tomorrow and the day after. Should I schedule an appointment today or tomorrow?” I smile as I let Celestia play with the false information and plan what to do.

                “I would like for him to be at the castle at noon sharp.” I frown from her demand.

                “I’m sorry princess but Mr. Raven does not like when someone gives him an order. He says that he goes for walks-… very enthusiastic walks when he is angry. I will schedule for a meeting tomorrow at noon, and thank you for choosing us to be you assassins. Have a kill free day.” I hang up the phone and fall down on the ground laughing. After my chest started to burn I pick myself back up still chuckling. I look to my phone again and call Ady hoping everything is well. On the second ring she picks up.

                “Hey Ravvy, how have you been?” I give a happy sigh knowing She was safe (never let her know that I actually care for her. I have to keep up my rep).

                “Ady, how is the titan?” I keep my stone face as I cross the room and open a bag with clothes.

                “And hello to you too jackass, and I’m fine for your information.” I hear Ady give off what hears like a sigh.

                “The Titan’s fine, but the guards found it. I held them off as best as I could with what systems I could. I’m currently in a wagon on the way to Canterlot.” I feel my blood start to rise in temperature as I crush the wooden post under my fingers. I calm myself before I talk about her situation.

                “That’s unexpected, but it’s ok. I’m on my way to Canterlot for a meeting with Celestia,” I tell Ady.

                “Really?! I guess I’ll see you soon. Goodbye for now Raven.” I sigh as I hear the phone disconnect. I set the phone down as I pull on my cloak. I walk to one of the bags in the corner with all of my weapons except my hidden blade and rifle. I reach in and pull out my grapple gun for those fast escapes. I search around some more and find some smoke bombs of ancient design. After getting all of my gear in check I strap on my hidden blade and try out the wrist bow for any defects. I then pick up my rifle cube off of the nightstand. I open my door and turn around shutting it, and proceed to pin a note on it. After finishing I walk down the stairs and out the door heading towards the train station (again).

                Opening the door I’m greeted with fresh spring air. The feel of it was a strong sense of peace and calm. As I was walking down the street I spot a construction crew working on the clock tower. I smirk under my hood as I walk past the café. Stealing a glance, I look into the café to see Rarity and her friends hanging out. I see Rarity look up and spot me while I wave hello to her. Her eyes grew wide as I continue to walk down the street. Soon I come across a couple walking together down the road heading towards me. The man had an apple red coat and a hay yellow mane while the woman had a light purple coat with a light rose colored mane. I nod to them as we pass and I could hear what they were saying.

                “Have you ever seen that stallion before?”

                “Eeenope.” I ignore them and walk a little faster. I make it to the train station and buy a ticket while boarding the train in record time. I sigh while relaxing into my seat. With nothing to do for the next six hours I start to think.

Even though I have already scoped the entire city I feel like Celestia is planning something. I need to scope the city one last time before I enter the castle. I think that I will go to that donut shop that I saw when I was last here. I also need to call in some favors with Primal to see if she can get me out if things get hairy. I rest my head on the seat closing my eyes hoping sleep would take me.


                I step out of the train to see the busy streets of Canterlot. I look around for someone to see if I can ask them for directions. I soon found this middle aged woman wearing a business suit. I asked her which why to a doughnut shop. She points me down a road to the east of the castle. After a little while I come across the shop. The woman told me that the man who owns the store is named Doughnut Joe, and his shop also serves as a café. I open the door and see man’s best creation, the glazed cream filled doughnut. My mouth waters as I gaze upon the ultimate doughnut. I look up to Joe to ask him what he wants for that doughnut.

                “How much for that one?” I say as I point to the god doughnut. Joe looks down to see where I’m pointing, and I swear his face light up.

                “74 bits.” You could hear my jaw hit the floor from outside.

                “74 bits? For a doughnut?” Joe’s face goes to a hurt look.

                “This friend is now mere doughnut! This is the prime example of what any doughnut should be. I glaze it four times over and injected vanilla cream straight from Nieghtly. This is why it cost 74 bits.” I grumble as I hand him the correct amount of bits and walk out a happy man. The first bit was divine, and creamy. The flavor was explosive with the smoothness of the glaze but also with the sweetness of the vanilla. I swear I cried when I got to the last bite. It was so beautiful that I didn’t want to eat it, but I was hungry.

                After eating the god doughnut I started walking towards the castle with time to spare. As I was walking I could see the people looking at me in different ways. Some were fear and disgust, but some were of respect? I didn’t get that memo last night. Soon I make it to the front gates to be halted by the guards.

                “Do you have an appointment?” I nod and point to my name on the poster next to us. The guard nods as he guides me in leaving the other one behind. You think that they would learn from the first time. My thoughts were cut off when 30 archers popped up on the wall aiming for me as I walked.I stand corrected. I make my way inside with the guard on the way to the throne room.

                We stop in front of two huge golden doors leading to what I’m guessing is the throne room.

                “The Princess will see you now.” I nod as I make my way over to the door and open it steadying myself for the storm.

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