Daring Disaster

"OH MY CELESTIA IT'S FACE IS MADE OF HENTAI!!!!" Pinkie Pie shouted at the absolute top of her lungs at the horrifying abomination that was The Great Messenger Cthulhu was now attacking Ponyville, causing all of the citizens who were still in hearing range of her, and even Cthulhu himself, stop and stare at her because what she just said. "WHAT IT IS!!!" Pinkie Pie shouted right as Cthulhu's massive foot suddenly came down and crushed the house behind her like a bug. Naturally, everypony panicked like mad and ran at this.

Cthulhu himself threw his head to the sky and let out its monstrous, horrifying screech that was so loud it caused many who heard it to fall, and those who stared at him, found themselves forever completely insane.

"CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP!!!!" Twilight shouted as she flew through the streets of Ponyville, Spike clinging to her back for his dear life as Cthulhu brought down his other massive foot on one of the other houses behind her.

Quickly, she ducked behind another house and hid there, hoping that Cthulhu didn't see her.

"OH COME ON MAN! CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING!!!" The voice of Mehrunes Dagon Razor suddenly shouted behind her. Quickly, both Twilight and Spike turned around to see that they were hiding there as well.

"What?" Daedalus replied with a shrug, giving about as many f***s as he usually did, even in this situation. "Its not like I have an unedited version of the Necronomicon in my basement." The moment he finished that remark, Razor, Twilight, and even Spike just stared at him, though Twilight seemed a bit more visibly nervous. "What?" Daedalus said again. "I'm just saying."

Then, suddenly, the house they were all hiding behind was suddenly picked up like a muffin. They didn't even need to turn around to know what was there.

"SCREW THIS!!!" Razor shouted as he created a spear with his magic, lit it on fire, and turned around to face the monstrosity that was there.