That Creep

by Cafe Ponies

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life, Human
Length: 649

Gizmo, a rather unattractive boy at Canterlot High, tries to go after the Main Six and many other girls.

Gizmo, who is a desperate and unattractive boy at Canterlot High, tries to get together with the Main Six and many other girls. But the Main Six follow him around, amusing themselves with his miserable failures when he tries to hit on many girls.

For those of you who don't know who Gizmo is, he is the stallion that Rarity tricks into giving her the asparagus for Fluttershy in Putting Your Hoof Down.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-12 00:06:01 UTC

Chapter 1

  The main six looked down the hall in disgust at a pale boy who wasn't attractive at all. It was Gizmo. As they observed they experience, they looked closely enough to see that he was hitting on Lyra Heartstrings.

  "How desperate is he...?" Rarity questioned.

  "Apparently...very desperate," Twilight answered awkwardly as Gizmo got closer to Lyra. After saying something that none of the girls could catch, Lyra slapped him after letting out a gasp of shock, and stormed down the hall, past the group.

  "That went bad. Hilarious!" Rainbow Dash laughed rather loudly from the back of the group.

  Pinkie Pie joined Rainbow Dash in laughing as hard as possible. They quickly collapsed and rolled over on the floor, laughing quite audibly. Gizmo flashed them looks of distress, but the four other girls all gave him identical looks that silently told him to not even think about trying to ask them out. But he probably didn't even think about it anyways, as he was already trudging down the hall, probably because of Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie's laughter.

  "Girls, he's gone!" Fluttershy said happily.

  Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie both heaved themselves up, still giggling slightly. "Let's go follow him," Rainbow Dash suggested.

  The five other girls all giggled in agreement at Rainbow Dash's suggestion, and they quickly sped down the hall. Gizmo seemed to be heading for the library. The assembly went the other way so they could beat him there and catch the whole moment. After getting there and being careful enough to be quiet once they entered the library, Gizmo finally came in, still looking sad. After a few minutes of waiting, Colgate walked in, extremely, and maybe excessively, clean as usual.

  Of course, Gizmo immediately looked up and felt hypnotized by Colgate's pure state. The girls looking at him snickered as he got up and approached Colgate. After Colgate was done doing whatever she was doing that the girls didn't really notice, she jumped slightly at the messy face of Gizmo.

  "Oh, err, hi. You are...?" Colgate said nervously, backing up towards the door, almost frightened.

  "Gizmo...you're Colgate. Clean, pretty Colgate..." Gizmo said in a creepy voice. To accompany this, Colgate was frightened even more by Gizmo's wide smile that revealed his gross yellow teeth.

  Colgate yelped in fear and rushed out of the library, firmly holding her things protectively. Gizmo watched her run away, then sighed, returning to scanning the bookshelves in boredom.

  "Come on, let's go talk to him and see if he tries to be creepy and ask us out too," Twilight said mischievously.

  "But you told him not to ask us out," Fluttershy said. "All four of us did." She looked at Twilight, Rarity, and Applejack.

  "Oh, whatever," Applejack said harshly. She was the first to approach Gizmo, then the rest of the girls followed her.

  "Hi Gizmo," Twilight said, twirling her hair and biting her lip.

  "Don't you look handsome today?" Rarity said. This was the second time she talked to Gizmo and tricked him with her beauty. The first time was when he bought the last bundle of asparagus and Rarity seduced him into giving it to Fluttershy.

  "Yer one heck of a handsome guy," Applejack said, smiling.

  Gizmo blushed wildly. He tugged on the collar of his dull shirt and smiled, chuckling. "Well..." he said.

  "What a cool outfit," Rainbow Dash said in a seductive tone.

  "Oh, yes, it's so handsome," Fluttershy agreed, looking beautiful.

  "I bet you're really fun to hang out with!" Pinkie Pie said cheerfully.

  Gizmo blushed even more. "You all mean that?"

  Then the six girls burst into laughter. "No! We were all joking!" they all said in unison. They walked out of the library. Luckily, Cheerilee wasn't there at the moment, so they weren't ordered to be quiet. They left Gizmo alone to stare at them, sadly watching them leave.