Torchwood: Equestria - The Yesteryears

Chapter One

The Princess and the Captain

Over 1000 Years Ago...

With the fury of the night on her back, Princess Luna swooped down below billowing, roaring, thunderclouds towards a howling, gray, grinning creature of claws and teeth, its dog-like figure charging towards yet another figure who stood his ground, aiming a crossbow right at its ghost-like skull.

ZAAAAP! ZAP ZAP ZAAAP!.!.!

A torrent of lethal blue spells thundered down from the Princess' dive bombing form, kicking up rocks and plant matter and all manner of things from where their battle took place in, the Everfree Forest. The creature, however, payed them no mind, its thickened, Eldritch skin deflecting them off of him like the raindrops that fell from the rolling storm above.

"Looks like you won the bet, Princess!" the crossbow wielding figure called, a dark-blue pegasus wearing a long, military coat. "The Rake is getting stronger!"

"Which means it's him or us tonight, Captain Harkness!" Luna roared, thundering downward and landing by the Captain's side. "No other ponies shall die by its claws!"

"And teeth," the Captain said warily. "Don't forget teeth."

The creature growled, leaping into the air at an unnatural height, its sharpened plethora of dagger-like teeth glistening in the moon's light. It was heading right for the Princess.

"Now that's no way to score a date," Captain Harkness yawned, before casually firing a strange, glowing blue crossbow bolt at it. "Easy, tiger."

"You are correct! HAAAAH!"

FLING FLING FLING!.!.!

A barrage of tree-eating spells joined it.

"RAAAAAUUUGHHH!.!.!" An unearthly yelp echoed from its lips, and though the barrage of Luna's projectiles didn't seem to harm it, it did knock him out of his trajectory, only for...

SHLIICKK!.!.!

The Captain's arrow to skewer its arm. It plummeted to the ground, a few meters away from the duo. And for the first time in the hour-long fight, the creature began to bleed.

"Looks like my enchantment worked!" Luna said, fire burning in her eyes.

"Yuh huh," the Captain smirked. "Aren't you forgetting something? 'Nice job aiming, Jack. You really did swell!.'"

"Like you could possibly hold more ego," The Princess said, rolling her eyes. "I don't want your head getting too big."

"I could sooo make a joke you'd hate right now," He smirked. "Though I'd rather only have one thing trying to kill me at a time. Just keep that thing pinned for a few moments, 'kay?"

"With pleasure. HAAAH!"

Her eyes glowing like hot, white embers, Luna launched a beam attack at the creature, who was now beginning to circle the duo like a predator.

He hadn't yet realized he was the prey.

"SHREAAAAAAUGH!.!.!"

A beam of continuous arcane fury struck him dead-center. Though its skin deflected it, it still began to blister. However, the creature payed it little to no mind after a moment, charging into it as if it were just a water torrent... and towards its origin.

"Jack..." Luna said nervously, glancing to him as he frantically reloaded his crossbow.

"Hang on one second, dear," Jack grunted sarcastically.

"Jack!"

Ch-Chk!

Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, he locked the crossbow bolt into place, taking aim.

"Got it!"

"THEN SHOOT IT!"

"Hehe, that's what she said."

"I hate you," Luna sighed.

"Maybe, but you hate the Rake even more," he grinned.

Shling!

The crossbow flew from its origin, molding with the beam of light from Luna's horn. The creature's eyes widened like saucers right before it struck its chest. Then, the crossbow bolt, against all laws of nature, caught fire as the creature convulsed into a cross between a scream and a foam-from-the-mouth series of random, unnatural noises, its body parts rapidly cracking into unnatural directions.

"Happy Birthday," Jack grinned, panting slightly. "Does that make up for the bad joke?"

"Only if it dies," Luna said, actually panting as well.

After a moment more, their answer was given by the creature. It suddenly stopped, locking eyes on the two, before a bolt of lightning struck the ground nearby.

"Ack!" Luna cried, shielding her nocturnal eyes. "By the night, I hate lightning!"

Jack sighed heavily afterward, able to see the immediate after-effect of the bolt. "Yeah, well you're going to hate it even more now..."

"Huh?" Luna said. When her eyes began to adjust to the darkness again, the creature had all but vanished. "ACK! CURSES! HOW DID IT GET AWAY?!?!?!"

"Yeah, every friggin' time," Jack sighed, collapsing on his flank.

"At this rate, it's going to grow strong enough to resist anything we throw at it!" she hissed.

"We won't let it get that far. At least it's wounded," Jack noted, pausing a beat, before glancing at the night princess. "Hey, do you think you could-"

"Very well," she sighed, collapsing upon her own rear and summoning a blue shield spell to block the rain from above. "How does it keep teleporting like that? I can't sense that it has any magical abilities..."

"None that you know of," Jack shrugged. "Maybe it has a partner somewhere? I've seen weirder."

"As you keep reminding me," Luna chuckled. "Don't forget how old I am, Captain."

"Yet you don't look a day over 200," Jack winked.

"... Do you want me to ravage you?"

"If it's kinky enough," Jack grinned.

"By the night," Luna said, trying to hide her laughter with a forced sigh. "Why did the one warrior in Equestria capable of keeping up with me turn out to communicate primarily in sexual innuendo?"

Jack glanced away from her, looking sorrowfully at where the creature had just been. "I'm not that great of a warrior. If I were, that thing wouldn't be out there ready to kill again."

"Nonsense!" Luna quickly said. "You're on par with me, I swear it!"

"I don't think I'd even be close without your weapon enchantments," Jack grunted, motioning to his quiver packed tightly with glowing crossbow bolts. "And If I'm seriously the best warrior in Equestria next to you and-"

"Tia?!" Luna said, cackling madly. "The only conflict she ever has to deal with is whether or not she should have cake or crumpets for lunch!"

Jack couldn't help but chuckle at that. "Alright, if I'm the second greatest warrior in Equestria, then, Equestria really is up the deep end."

"You're just exhausted," Luna said, patting him on the shoulder. "As am I. With most of my guard defending Equestria's populace, it's basically us versus a thousand creatures of darkness as we patrol the countryside every eventide."

"Remind me why we volunteered to go on the offensive again?" Jack asked.

"It was your idea."

He blinked, before face-hoofing. "Oh right. I forgot I'm an idiot for a second, there."

"In some ways," Luna chided. "Buuut... if we had a few more idiots, maybe this task we have appointed ourselves wouldn't be as hard..."

"Yeah... maybe..." Jack raised an eyebrow. "But who would be crazy enough to want to go out romping with you? Well, other than somepony with my uh... 'special talent', that is."

"There are many others out there who give death the same dismal respect you do, Captain Harkness," Luna said, a flicker of an idea lighting up her eyes. "What of your adopted brother?"

"Gray?" Jack said, tapping his chin. "Huh... I dunno, maybe... he doesn't really like fighting if he doesn't have to. He's more of a strategy kind of wolf."

"Then you and him have something in common."

"True," Jack said, nodding slightly. "Though I'm not sure our 'team' could handle that much sexy in one setting. I'm just not sure what he's been up to the last few months or so... he could have his paws tied, already."

"As long as he doesn't have your sense of humor, I think we'll be alright," Luna grumbled, before glancing up at the clouds. "Why don't we get out of this storm and discuss things further? I don't believe I have introduced you to all of Canterlot's delicacies yet, have I?"

Jack lifted an eyebrow. "If they're anything like those uh... what did you call them, blueberries? The blueberry muffins. Yeah, if they're anything like them, I'd be good to go."

"Very well then," Luna grin. "TO THE ROYAL CANTERLOT BAKERY OF THE NIGHT!"

Jack winced, uncovering his ears soon after. "I'm glad I was expecting that."

"Hush," Luna smirked. "Stand close to me."

"Yuh huh?" Jack nodded, a dreamy look in his eyes.

"And stop looking at me like that, you pig!"

"Yuh huh."

She rolled her eyes. "Ugh... stallions."

With that, they became engulfed in a blind flash of light, teleporting away from the lonely, stormy woods.

"So, how did the coat fair for you, this evening?" Luna asked,  looking over wool, buttoned heavy military coat on him. "Did it get in the way like you thought?"

"Er..."

Princess Luna deadpanned. "You don't like it, do you?"

Jack grimaced slightly. "Well, I'll have to wear it in a little... it's just- well, it's kind of heavy compared to what I usually wear. I need mobility, you know?"

The night princess narrowed her eyes. "You just don't like it because you think it's tacky. I swear, you are like a maiden sometimes, Captain..."

"What's wrong with being a maiden?" the Captain winked. "Some are pretty cute looking, you know-"

"Jack... stop it."

The Captain smirked. "Can you blame me, though? Years ago, everypony was like me!"

"Yes, they were called 'The Dark Ages' for a reason," Luna muttered. "I'm glad those are long in the past."

"Seems like we always have the tendency to throw out the good of an era out with the bad," Jack grumbled. "Another victim of association, I guess."

"I'm about to associate your face with my hoof," Luna said, grinning as she held up a mock-threatening hoof.

Jack put on a sarcastic smirk. "You're starting to turn into the Doctor. You know that, right? Well, minus the hoof threatening thing."

"I'll take that as a compliment," Luna said, a satisfied smile on her lips.. "Where is he, anyway? He would be a great asset to this team we wish to assemble!"

"Uh uh," Jack said, shaking his head rapidly. "Trust me, the Doc isn't want to go for anything like this. You like killing things too much."

"Only bad things," Luna said in a honey sweet, innocent voice. "And the occasional neutral thing were it to so threaten me."

"Well, he doesn't like killing anything if he doesn't have to," the Captain said. "Plus, I don't think he'd be okay with spending too much time in one location."

"Yes... yes I know. I guess I just thought I'd put it out there." Luna said, taking a deep breath.

Jack suddenly glanced at her. "Hey... why are you talking so... casually lately?"

"Hm?" Luna blinked. "What do ya' mean?"

"You just said 'ya', for instance," Jack chuckled.

"Huh, I did not notice," Luna shrugged. "I guess I've been hanging around you too long-"

"And 'hanging!'"

"Yes," she grunted. "It doesn't matter. It's only tradition to use the 'Royal We' when speaking with the peasantry."

"We've still gotta work on what you call civilians," Jack chuckled.

Luna tossed a dismissive hoof. "Yes, yes... so... back to the coat?"

Jack glanced away from her. "Well... it's nice and all, but I don't understand why I can't just go bare."

"Because it's a symbol of authority," Luna explained. "You'll look more professional, and dare I say, stylish with it on."

"Well..."

"Captain Harkness," Luna continued. "Long since has this type of uniform been worn by our military elite... this one was even worn by General Warfield himself."

"General Warfield, huh?" Jack said, lifting an eyebrow. "You can't be talking about the one who took down a hydra by bucking it in the jaw, could you?"

"He was actually very kind and soft in person," Luna smiled. "Now, do I really have to start begging? It would look good on you!"

Jack glared at her. "Hold on, you're using the puppy-dog eyes."

"Am not!"

"I thought we'd agree you weren't allowed to do that to me! I can't resist puppy-dog eyes from a pretty mare..."

"Huh? What ever could you mean?" Luna said, batting those eyes innocently. "These are simply my 'requesting a humble favor' eyes."

Finally, Jack face-hoofed. "Fine, alright... I just hope your ideas for our team are going to like it. Got any? Cus I'm drawing blanks."

"I have a few, " Luna said. "And I know each one personally, after all! I trust each completely!"

"Hopefully they'll have your... uh... unconventional sense of fashion, then..." Jack muttered, glancing down at his coat. Suddenly, he winced, before scratching himself at the collar fiercely. "Nor your itchy sense of fashion."

"Hm?"

"Nothing," Jack smiled. "Anyway, so who comes to mind first?"

"Oh, I've had this one in mind before we even left the forest," Luna grinned.

"Think he could work as our heavy metal?" Jack asked. "We've got two tacticians, though I guess I'm kind of a hybrid fighter slash tactician, but still, we need more heavy hitters."

"Oh, very much so, yet he is as smart as he is capable of ready to 'bring down the thunder', as you say."

"... And reap the whirl wind?" Jack said, looking hopefully.

"Especially reap the whirl wind."

"... I'm interested."

Princess Luna continued. "It's required in his role, after all."

"Great! What's the pony's name?"

"Oh, you've probably heard of him," Princess Luna smiled, a twinkle in her eyes. "Does Prince Sombra ring any bells?"

And with that, Jack nearly spit out the muffin he was eating. "Wah?!"