MOAR APPLE FWITTA

     Rainbow Dash was cruising around in the skies looking for a decent place to snooze when she looked up & noticed a portal opening up in the middle of the cloudy sky right over the field behind AppleJack's farm.

     "The fuck?" She questioned, deciding to investigate.

As she flew closer, the light emitting from it grew brighter. And than, it happened. She saw it.

     A figure fell from it, looking to resemble the shape of a giant mouse. It landed with a great thud, & than a loud curse sounding at an unholy octave.

Rainbow Dash winced and flinched just at the mere sight of it. "OOH, damn! I Know that hurt!" Hesitantly, she rushed over to the figure, first making sure it was what she thought it was. Yup, a giant mouse. . . That just landed right on a boner.

     "Fuck!" He said, "That HURT!"

Looking up he saw the blue pegasus, a sight unfamiliar to him. Nevertheless, despite how confused he was, confusion ceased to rule over obnoxiousness.

     "Who the fuck are you?" The mouse inquired. "Wow, you sure do cuss a lot." She responded with. "I'M IN A LOT OF PAIN!" "You sure thats the reason?" "Well actually I cuss a lot regardless, come to think of it. Now mind telling me who you are?" "Well I could ask the same question." The mouse gave her a nasty look. "The names Dash, Rainbow Dash." She said it proudly.

      "Hmm... Sounds like a fake name to me." "What! Well what's Your name, than?" "Fred Flintstone." "...Sounds real enough." "Ha!" "What?" "Nothing." "Umm, okay than... And uh, by the way, dooo you need some pants?" "Nah, I'm good." "...I'm getting you some pants."