MOAR APPLE FWITTA

by DonutEnter

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 930

You've never read a story like this one.

This story is the most ubsurd mash up of so many different alternate universes that you get to travel through with Mickey and friends! Follow along to learn the meaning of life °○°○°

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-01 19:09:17 UTC

Chapter 1

Soo... It all starts off where?

Not in Equestria, assholes!   Buuuuuut-

In the Disney Kingdom! Specifically, Mickey Mouse's room in the Disney Castle.

Actually, how about we start off from Minnie's point of view, her perspective. Right outside the room, in the hallway...

As she walked towards the room her and Mickey shared, down this hallway, she heard strange noises abrupting from the inside of the room. She walked a little faster...

The noises sounded like... banging. And... someone yelling! It sounded like someone needed help!

She quickly ran to the door and burst inside of the room, only to find...

        "...Mickey, what the hell are you doing!?" She found Mickey banging Cinderella in they're bed.

"Bitch, I'm fucking Cinderella, what the fuck does it look like I'm doing??" Than he did that little laugh that he does.  "Ho-ho!"

That is IT, Mickey! This is the LAST time I catch you in our bed with another princess! We are through!"

"Whatever, bitch! Ho-ho! I never liked your ugly bitch ass anyways! Ho-ho!"

And with that, Minnie stormed out of the room sobbing. "Okay bitch," Mickey said, turning back to Cinderella, "Let me finish what I started!"

        But before Cinderella could reply, all of a sudden, a small wormhole opened up behind Mickey. "WOAH what the holy shit!" He yelled, being pulled into it. Losing grip of Cinderella's legs, Mickey was sucked into the hole and was warped through space and time while exclaiming obscenities at the top of his lungs.

         Just like that, he was gone, leaving Cinderella wondering what the hell just happened.

Chapter 3

     Rarity sat on her fancy ass couch in the main room of her shop, thinking there'd be no business today. Plus, with Sweetie Bell playing with Scootaloo & Applebloom, she was alone.

     Until of course she heard a knock at the door. "Ooh!" She jumped up & hurried to it, "I wonder who it could be?" Approaching the door, she spotted that familiar blue pony fur. "Ah, it must be Rainbow Dash!

     Opening the door, she discovered it was, infact, Rainboe Dash. She smiled at her. "Rainbow! It good to see y-" Rarity cut herself off when she looked down. "Um, Dash Darling, uh," Rainbow stopped her. "Rarity, before you ask, this is Fre-" and than Mickey stopped Her. Staring at her with his large eyes he bowed, and said, "I, my dear pony, am Mickey Mouse." "Hey! You told me your name was Fred Flintstone!" Mickey stood back up. "Yeah, & the sad part is you believed it.

     Rainbow let out a frustrated sigh. "Alright, whatever Mick- hey! Okay of ALL names, That one sounds fake!" "Why would he present himself with a fake name, darling?" "Well, it was an earlier conversation we had. . . Wait, you pretty much HEARD him admit to doing that literally SECONDS ago!" "Oh yes, that's quite right, but um, I still have one question." "What's that?" "Shouldn't he um, be wearing..." "Well Rarity! That is exactly why we came to you." "Ah yes yes I see.. Well on that note come in you two, quickly!"

Rainbow Dash and Mickey Mouse quickly entered the house, Rarity closing the door behind them. "Alright, I'm going to need to take your measurements." "Alllllrighty." Mickey replied. So Rarity used magic to stretch measuring tape down Mickey's legs, from his waist to half way down his thigh to his knee and than to his ankle. After that she went to her cloth table to cut peices of fabric that she would than sew together. After about 5 minutes this was all just about done. That's when Rarity presented Mickey with his new pants. Trying them on, he found they fit perfectly. "Wow Rarity, your good." "Oh why thank you Mickey!"

Chapter 2

     Rainbow Dash was cruising around in the skies looking for a decent place to snooze when she looked up & noticed a portal opening up in the middle of the cloudy sky right over the field behind AppleJack's farm.

     "The fuck?" She questioned, deciding to investigate.

As she flew closer, the light emitting from it grew brighter. And than, it happened. She saw it.

     A figure fell from it, looking to resemble the shape of a giant mouse. It landed with a great thud, & than a loud curse sounding at an unholy octave.

Rainbow Dash winced and flinched just at the mere sight of it. "OOH, damn! I Know that hurt!" Hesitantly, she rushed over to the figure, first making sure it was what she thought it was. Yup, a giant mouse. . . That just landed right on a boner.

     "Fuck!" He said, "That HURT!"

Looking up he saw the blue pegasus, a sight unfamiliar to him. Nevertheless, despite how confused he was, confusion ceased to rule over obnoxiousness.

     "Who the fuck are you?" The mouse inquired. "Wow, you sure do cuss a lot." She responded with. "I'M IN A LOT OF PAIN!" "You sure thats the reason?" "Well actually I cuss a lot regardless, come to think of it. Now mind telling me who you are?" "Well I could ask the same question." The mouse gave her a nasty look. "The names Dash, Rainbow Dash." She said it proudly.

      "Hmm... Sounds like a fake name to me." "What! Well what's Your name, than?" "Fred Flintstone." "...Sounds real enough." "Ha!" "What?" "Nothing." "Umm, okay than... And uh, by the way, dooo you need some pants?" "Nah, I'm good." "...I'm getting you some pants."