Look, up in the sky it's a bird, no it's a plane, no...it’s brony man? I bet you readers are wondering, who in the hey is brony man well it’s sort of a long story, but lets start from the beginning.
It all started when these six ponies ( toy ponies) that landed on this earth no one really knows how, but ever since that happened random cartoon characters along with anime characters came to this world to collect all six ponies scattered across the world. Now you're wondering ‘well who is the main character’ well its simple its a guy named, Jeff who is a brony who just wants to go to equestria. Lucky for him he’s already found one of the ponies. The pony he found was bright pink with curly hair, that's right Jeff has found Pinkie Pie.
“ Gosh golly I found, Pinkie Pie! I’m getting closer to my goal, if I collect all six i’ll be able to to go equestria and live with my ponies”. Said, Jeff who started blushing to the idea of him living with his ponies friends. Jeff puts, Pinkie Pie in his pocket and started walking home to figure out where the rest of the ponies were. however, he was interrupted by cries of pedestrians,
“ Oh god what is that!”
“ I think its an alien spaceship! what do they want with us?”
The alien ship lands on the middle of the street causing the ground to crack due to the hard landing. Jeff looks at the ship as one alien walks out of the ship, jeff was surprised on what he saw.
“Frieza?” Yes it was Frieza who landed here on earth today. The naked alien walked towards the sacred crowd he was attracting, he then pointed his finger towards the crowd then fired a beam hitting some people.
“Frieza!” said Jeff while running towards the alien, “ how could you do this?” Frieza laughed and did a death beam towards, Jeffs direction. Jeff disappeared without a trace, Frieza looked up towards the sky and saw, Jeff flying in the air.
“WHAT!” yelled Frieza while the background was changing colors behind him. He then flew towards Jeff with full speed.
“I’m going to KILL YOU FRIEZA!” The alien then hit Jeff causing him to fly out of your computer screen,
“who in the hey are you?” Didn’t you read the story, I’m Jeff, now throw me back into your screen so i can fight. You looked confused but somehow you help Jeff back into the screen,
“just who are you anyways?” asked Frieza while looking at the computer screen but not noticing it at all,
“ I’m Jeff, and I’m a brony.” Frieza looked a little confused however he just shook his head to snap him out of the confusion. He then did another death beam towards Jeff.
“Oh horses apples... well here goes nothing KA-ME-HA-ME-HA!” Somehow Jeff a human is doing the kamehameha, all the people who was watching this out of this world fight was wondering how this is even happening. The big blue kamehameha collided with the purple death been both seemed to be even in power. Jeff started sweating, due to him being tired from this blast he is performing.
“I don't think i can...Hold on much longer,” then Pinkie Pie rushing out of jeffs pocket appeared. A normal size Pinkie Pie who now can talk and fly to was right next to Jeff.
“Jeff, looks like you need my help.” Pinkie Pie looked serious while she was looking at Frieza.
“Pinkie Pie, what are you going to do?”
“don't worry, I got this just keep on doing the kamehameha,” Pinkie Pie then got in position to do the kamehameha (yes bronys, Pinkie Pie can somehow do this to, at this point you should just accept it.)
“KA-ME-HA-ME-HA!” shouted Pinkie Pie. A big pink blast came from Pinkie Pie’s hooves, Frieza shouted out ‘WHAT’ in confusion as her beam collided with jeffs kamehameha. Frieza was overpowered by the two, he then got consumed by the kamehameha causing him to crash on the floor.
“Is...is it over?” asked Jeff
“No, not yet, Jeff, you have to use the brony bomb to finish this.”
Brony bomb? Jeff then paused life to check his moves list, he then saw brony bomb labeled on the list, however it said; ‘requires a full bar to attempt this’. Jeff unpaused life making everything turn back to normal,
“what are you waiting for Jeff charge your Ki (energy) the world need you”
Jeff then starts charging his energy while lifting his to hands into the air, he then shouts out to the world,
“bronys give me your energy!” Frieza then flew next to Jeff trying to hit him, however he was stopped by Pinkie Pie. Frieza then asked with anger,
“just who in the hell are you guys?” Jeff then responds, “i’m jeff, and i’m a super brony
“super WHAT!” Frieza tried to hit jeff again, however Pinkie Pie hit him first in the mouth causing him to bleed. The two then began to fight in an increasingly fast speed in fact so fast that you couldn't see the two at all. Jeff took this opportunity to gather the energy from the brony around the world. even you the reader, you don't know why but you put your hands in the air to give energy to Jeff also. Soon enough there was a big bright blue ball hovering over Jeff,
“ hey Frieza!” yelled out Jeff, Frieza then stopped fighting with Pinkie Pie and noticed the big brony bomb,
“WHAT! I CAN'T DAUGE THAT!” said Frieza looking scared.
“TAKE THIS FRIEZA, BRONY BOMB FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!”
Jeff then throws the brony bomb to Frieza, all the people who was still watching this fight was shouting, “why haven't the military showed up yet?” Frieza tried to stop the bomb, however the bomb was too powerful for him to handle.
“ THE FRIENDSHIP IS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE!” Frieza then disintegrated with the bomb. Jeff and Pinkie Pie landed safe on the ground and looked up to the sky and they both said at the same time, “it's over, it's finally over.” a image of Jeff's face then appeared in the sky, every person asked Jeff,
“what in the hell did we just watch?” Jeff just turned around and looked at the people with a smile with Pinkie Pie by his side, he then said,
“Friendship, is magic” and with that Jeff along with Pinkie Pie walked towards the sinking sun set people just stood there wondering what happened.
Yay friendship is restored and peace is back to earth Next chapter samurai rainbow jack
note: sorry i had to make this story i know it must suck
