I hate cats.

"Say what?" Mummbled Vynil as she slowly arose from her stiff position to take a look around. She noticed some cats talking to each other and...wait? Cats talking to each other?! What the heck was this place? Thought Vynil.

"Howdy there partner i'm Applejack!" Said an Orange cat with an cowboy hat on...Looked an awful lot like Applejack the PONY.

"Im Vynil Scratch" said Vynil as she took off her violet glasses and looked around.

"You don't seem like a cat to me! Are you lost Sugarcube? Asked Applejack the cat.

"Im a pony and yeah. I think its more than obvious that I'm lost" said Vynil slipping her glasses back on.

"Follow me Vynil Scratch!  I'll show you Cattyville" said Applejack the cat as she ran off.

Vynil galloped behind Applejack the cat.

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"Here we are pardner!" Said Applejack the cat as she pointed her whisker torwards a town that looked just like Ponyville.

"OOOOHH hi there! Im Pinke tail!" Said a pink pony that behaved, talked and looked a lot like Pinkie Pie.

"'Sup. Im Vynil. Vynil Scratch" said Vynil trying to sound cool.

"Hi Vynil. Vynil Scratch!" Said Pinkie Tail.

Vynil sighed. It was just like Pinke Pie aka Pinkie Tail to make things hard for her. "No. My name is Vynil Scratch!" She said strictly.

"Oh! My apologies!" Said Pinkie Tail as she bounced off.

"Darling! You need a complete makeover!" Said a white and purple cat that looked and talked like Rarity the PONY.

"Yeah ok whatever.Have you seen my Wubs dude?" Asked Vynil.

"Exuse me but I am not a dude. I am a proper lady" huffed Rarity the cat as she delicately stomped off into a cat house.

"Um.. im outta here guys" said Vynil as she trotted off into the distance. She felt something hit her head. Hard.

"Haha! Good one Twi! My turn now!" Said a blue pony with some rainbow colors.

Vynil didn't have the time to go Chew the cat that looked just like Rainbow Dash out. She felt dizzy and felt blinding lights hit her.