I hate cats.

by Ender moon

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 1199

Vynil Scratch wants to get a pet.She goes to the pet store only to find out she hates cats. then everyone turns into a cat OMG

Vynil and Octavia want to get pets so they mosey on over to the pet store only to find out that cats are like sooooooooo boring and dumb and that dogs are like soooooooooo much better!Then every pony turns into a cat…OMG!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-16 03:00:05 UTC

why?

"OCTAVIA, OCTAVIA, OCTAVIA!!!!!!!!" yelled Vynil Scratch as she galloped as fast as her whooves could take her to Octavia's room.

"Yes Vynil?" Asked Octavia wearily.  She was still in bed and rubbed her eyes as she turned to face her friend.

"Were going to the pet store today! Remember?  You said yesterday!" Said Vynil enthusiastically as she jumped up and down.

"Your starting to act more like pinkie pie" mumbled Octavia as she slipped out of bed and combed her mane. She carefully adjusted her bow with her magic.

"Can we get a cat Tavi?" Asked Vynil settling down on Octavia's couch.

"No Vynil." Replied Octavia Simply.

"Why not?!" Whined Vynil taking off her glasses.

"For once they drop too much hair and they rub themselves on things and.." Octavia shuddered at the tought of having cat hair in the house.

"Please Tavi! I'll take care of it! I'll comb its fur, I'll give it pizza for dinner, I'll teach it how to play a wub!" Whined DJ again making puppy eyes at Octavia.

"Well allright. You have to feed it wash it and take care of it!" Sighed Octavia strictly.

"WOOO-HOOO" Yelled Vynil as she slipped her glasses back on and waited patiently.

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"Hello my name is Lyra Heartstrings what can I be of excellent service today?" Asked Lyra sweetly.

"Gimme a cat" said Vynil sticking out her whooves.

Lyra stared at her like she had just dumped her head in a bowl full of spiders.

"Um.. follow me ma'am" Said Lyra quietly.

Chair

"Im gonna name him....hmm..OH I KNOW!!!  Im gonna name him chair!" Said Vynil happily.

"Chair?" Asked Octavia slowly.

"Yup! Chair" said Vynil cheerily.

"Okay then" said Octavia awkwardly.

"Come on chair! Lets go feed you!" Said Vynil as Chair followed her stealthily.

"Here you go chair!" Said Vynil as she threw a peice of bacon in the air for Chair to catch.

Chair jumped in the air only to fall down and then get the bacon.

"Huh" mummbled Vynil as she stared at chair who was munching on the bacon.

"Come on chair lets go!" Said Vynil as Chair followed her once more.

"Time for your bath" said Vynil as she put Chair in the sink.

"What should I wash you with?" Wondered Vynil out loud. "Thats it!" Said Vynil as she rushed to the kitchen. "Everypony loves the smell of Nacho  cheese!" Said Vynil as she took out a can of Nach cheese and rushed back to the sink. "Ready Chair?" Asked Vynil as she opened the can with her magic and poured it on Chair.

Chair let out a hiss and pounced on her.

"Ow! Chair what the heck?!" Screched Vynil as everything went dark.

Cat land

"Say what?" Mummbled Vynil as she slowly arose from her stiff position to take a look around. She noticed some cats talking to each other and...wait? Cats talking to each other?! What the heck was this place? Thought Vynil.

"Howdy there partner i'm Applejack!" Said an Orange cat with an cowboy hat on...Looked an awful lot like Applejack the PONY.

"Im Vynil Scratch" said Vynil as she took off her violet glasses and looked around.

"You don't seem like a cat to me! Are you lost Sugarcube? Asked Applejack the cat.

"Im a pony and yeah. I think its more than obvious that I'm lost" said Vynil slipping her glasses back on.

"Follow me Vynil Scratch!  I'll show you Cattyville" said Applejack the cat as she ran off.

Vynil galloped behind Applejack the cat.

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"Here we are pardner!" Said Applejack the cat as she pointed her whisker torwards a town that looked just like Ponyville.

"OOOOHH hi there! Im Pinke tail!" Said a pink pony that behaved, talked and looked a lot like Pinkie Pie.

"'Sup. Im Vynil. Vynil Scratch" said Vynil trying to sound cool.

"Hi Vynil. Vynil Scratch!" Said Pinkie Tail.

Vynil sighed. It was just like Pinke Pie aka Pinkie Tail to make things hard for her. "No. My name is Vynil Scratch!" She said strictly.

"Oh! My apologies!" Said Pinkie Tail as she bounced off.

"Darling! You need a complete makeover!" Said a white and purple cat that looked and talked like Rarity the PONY.

"Yeah ok whatever.Have you seen my Wubs dude?" Asked Vynil.

"Exuse me but I am not a dude. I am a proper lady" huffed Rarity the cat as she delicately stomped off into a cat house.

"Um.. im outta here guys" said Vynil as she trotted off into the distance. She felt something hit her head. Hard.

"Haha! Good one Twi! My turn now!" Said a blue pony with some rainbow colors.

Vynil didn't have the time to go Chew the cat that looked just like Rainbow Dash out. She felt dizzy and felt blinding lights hit her.

I hate cats.

"Are you okay Vynil? I saw you fainted on the floor so I called the emergency room!"said Octavia the PONY.

"Man am I ever glad to see a pony!" Said Vynil as she hugged Octavia around the neck.

"Huh? Vynil you've just been unconscious for five minutes" said Octavia as she brushed Vynil off.

"Tavi you would have freaked if you went where the heck I went!" Said Vynil as she bounced off the hospital bed

"What are you talking about?!" Asked Octavia.

"I travled to cat land! And everyone was a cat!" Exlaimed Vynil.

"Um..okay well your here now" said Octavia awkwardly.

"Octavia. I hate cats. Dogs are like sooooooo much better" said Vynil as she set her glasses on the hospital table.

"Talking about cats...I sorta threw Chair out the window after I saw him sitting by you." Said Octavia nervously.

"AWESOME!!!!!" said Vynil returning to her normal self.

The two friends walked out of the hospital room and to their house. It was the end of cat mischief...or was it?

KITTY CAT!!

They passed the snake section, dog section, fish section and the lizard section. Finally they got to the cat section.

"Here is the cat section! If you have any problems contact me at the front counter" said Lyra as she trotted off cheerily.

"Tavi, wich one should we pick?" Asked Vynil excitedly.

"I recommend a hairless cat" said Octavia quickly.

"Aww Tavi! Those are no fun! All they do is lie down and sleep and get fat" said Vynil.

"Well its your cat so hurry up and choose or we leave" said Octavia.

"That one!" Said Vynil as she pointed at a small orange cat with blue eyes.

"MISS MANAGER!!!!!!" yelled Vynil.

Lyra quickly galloped to the cat isle "whats the emergency?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" She asked quickly.

"Look I want that Kitty-cat right there" said Vynil as she pointed at the cat again.

"Very well. That will be 34 bits" said Lyra as she waiyed patiently for the money.

"Octavia im broke" whispered Vynil slowly.

"How are you broke!?" Asked Octavia.

"I spent my money on a fake mustache" said Vynil as she pulled one out of nowhere and put it on.

Octavia sighed. She reluctantly gave Lyra the bits.

"YAY THANKS OCTAVIA!!!!" said Vynil as she galloped out of the pet store and to their house