“My EFS is clear guys,” said the gray unicorn mare dressed in a sable two jump suit. “I think that was all of them.”

“Is everypony OK?” asked Velvet.

“I’m good!” shouted Calamity.

“Fine,” said the steel ranger in his deep robotic voice.

“I’m OK too,” said Littlepip.

The dashite walked away from the window he was in front of. “You’re kidd’n me! Pip got through a fight without gett’n shot!?”

“Well dear, there is a first time for everything,” giggled Velvet Remedy.

“Don’t make fun of me,” Pip said jokingly. “So where are we anyway?”

“You’re the one with the pipbuck,” Steel Hooves and his flawless logic.

“Oh right,” Pip looked at the device on her fore hoof. “Apple & Eve Adult Store,” This confused her. “Do you guys know what that is?”

Both Calamity and Velvet shook their heads. Steel Hooves on the other hoof just stood there.

“What is it Steel?” asked Calamity.

“W-well it’s a.. um a… nothing,” he turned away from the group. “We should uh keep moving. More raiders might be coming.”

“Nope EFS is still clear,” said Littlepip. “I say we do some scaving.”

“I’m game!” shouted the pegasus. Quickly he kicked the lid of a trash can off and slammed his face in it.

“I’ll check in the back,” said Pip as she trotted to the back rooms.

“I’ll be with her, you two,” said the dark coated unicorn.

“Mmhh,” said the muffled voice of a pegasus neck deep in another trashcan.

Steel Hooves just stood there.

***

Not a lot in here, thought Pip. Guess what ever this store had didn't make it past the bombs. She walked into a room that had very little in it apart from a few boxes. Well leave no stone untouched, wasteland survival by Calamity. She approached a box sitting on a shelf against the wall. She removed the lid. Inside was a long black tubular object. The shadows in the room made it hard to see. She levitated it into the light.

Instantly her tail tucked between her legs covering her marehood. She has seen this before. The object bore the resemblance of two horsecocks back to back. The memories of the first night she spent with Homage flashed back into her mind. With the memory, came the feeling of a long hard object sliding up into her marehood. She preferred the softness of Homage’s tongue, hell, she even preferred her own hooves. She was about to put the dildo back in its box, but…

“So Pip any idea what this place wasssss… hello!” the sweet musical voice was one of her favorites, but she would have rather heard any other right now. She wanted bullets to come through the window, raiders to jump from the rafters, a land mine to go off, anything instead of Velvet having walked in with her holding this. “Sooo, want to try something new with the marefriend, do we.”

“No! No! I-I had no idea that’s what was in the box I couldn't see it, a-and..”

“Littlepip it’s alright,” she said in her soft calming voice. “Trying things new is what keeps the relationship fresh, so…”

“It wouldn't be new,” said Pip, still embarrassed as she could be. “She already has one.”

“Have you two used it?!”

“Yes, but please keep your voice down I don’t want the guys to know,” she turned away from Velvet. “I didn't really want you to know either.”

“Darling it’s OK. How you and Homage have fun..”

“I didn't have fun!” Velvet was taken aback by this outburst. “It kinda felt weird, and hurt.”

“Well does she want to try it again?”

“Yes, she said that we’ll use it again on her birth…” A look of shear horror spread across Littlepip’s face.

“Pip, what wrong?”

The gray mare’s eyes shot to her pipbuck. She checked the date. “Shit!”

“What’s wrong!?”

“Homage’s birthday is the day after tomorrow and I haven’t gotten her anything!” Pip was breathing hard in panic at the thought of the mare she loved thinking that she had forgotten her birthday. “What am I going to do?!”

Velvet, however, had return to calm at hearing the extent of the problem. “Littlepip, there is nothing to worry about."

“Pip, I could Getch’a back ta Manehatten tonight if you needed me to,” it was a small store and Littlepip had been shouting so Calamity had heard the whole thing, and was able to offer his aid.

“In fact, I bet we could not only find a present, but also get the items needed for a surprise party,” Pip perked up a bit after hearing her friends desire to help. Velvet brought her voice down to a whisper,”Plus there is an item I've heard about that I bet would fix that little dildo problem.” She levitated all the boxes in the room toward her, pulling the lids off of them as she did.

“What are you looking for?”

“Well I have heard of something that,” she found what she was looking for. What she pulled out, again looked like a horsecock again, but there was only one. At its base was a pad and series of straps.

“What is that?” asked Littlepip.

“Well I believe it’s called a strap-on,” this description didn't answer Pip’s question. She gave Velvet an inquisitive look. “You put it on, and Homage gets to be banged by a dildo from her marefriend, but you don’t have to have one inside you. You both win.”

“That’s awesome!”

“A good present for Homage don’t ya think?”

Littlepip threw her fore hooves around Velvet's neck. “Thank you”

“Sweetheart, we would take bullets for each other. Helping you find a present for your marefriend is a given,” she smiled. Calamity walked into the room, but Littlepip was able to pull the strap-on into its box before he saw it.

“So a party for Homage?” He looked at Velvet and she nodded. “I’ll fly where ever ya need to go.”

Velvet walked toward the door. “Thank you young stallion,” she flicked her tail on his flank on her way out. He was a wasteland hardened dashite, but that unicorn mare could make him blush whenever she wanted to.

They started to walk to the exit. “Hey Steel Hooves, you ready to go?” asked Velvet.

The armored ghoul was staring at a series of ropes hung up on the wall of the store. Next to it was a sign that said “Bondage Set”. “What are you looking at those ropes for?” asked Littlepip.

It took Steel Hooves a moment to realize that somepony was talking to him. “OH! Uhm well… me and AJ… well we… ugh,” His helmet hid it, but Velvet knew he would have been blushing. “Never mind,” said the ranger.

***

Calamity was right. They would be able to make it to Tenpony Tower in plenty of time, so the rest of the day was spent flying toward Manehatten, but making several stops. Whenever a party or candy store popped up on the pipbuck they would stop and see what they could use for Homage’s party. They were able to find some balloons, candy, and a large piece of cloth that they would use for a birthday sign.

The day before Homage’s birthday was spent planning and resting. Finally the day came. They loaded up in the Sky Bandit and set off.

***

“Now I know a lot of you kiddies like munch’n on some radhog, but the word “rad” is in there for a reason. When you sit down at the ol’ campfire to cook up some, make sure to give it a rub down with some radaway first. So here’s some of that sweet voice from that Sweetie Belle chiiildren. Ya’ll stay safe for DJ ya hear.”

Homage took her head phones off. She had set the radio for songs and DJ Pon3 voice loops for the rest of the day. I haven’t seen Littlepip in almost a month. That filly needs to get her plot back here. She walked over and sat in front of her wall of monitors. Well at least I should be able to watch my marefriend on my birthday. It took her a moment for find the Sky Bandit, but she eventually found the monitor. There she is. You better be staying safe sweetheart. Wait a sec that’s… “That’s less then three clicks away from here. Littlepip is coming! She remembered!!!!” Homage ran into her bathroom to get ready for seeing the vault dweller.

After a quick wash and combing her mane and tail, she ran up to the roof of Tenpenny Tower. “Hey you g…”

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!” Three tables were standing in front of the sky carriage with Sparkle Colas and candy. Another had a radio, and was playing the song Homage had just put on. There was a huge banner with the words “Happy Birthday Homage” in big letters. The choir that had just wished her to have a happy birthday was very different. The country accent of Calamity, the musical voice of Velvet, the deep robotic voice of Steel Hooves, and the squeaky young voice of Littlepip, but it was all love and Homage knew it.

It was the best birthday that she had very gotten, and possibly anypony had in over 200 years. “Th-thank you guys,” she was trying to hold back tears of joy, but she didn't have a chance to cry before Littlepip had thrown her fore legs around her neck. It took all the self control that they both had to not get down and dirty in front of everypony, but Velvet quickly snapped the couple back to reality.

“So Pip will give you her present later, but you get mine now.” She levitated a box in front of Homage. The DJ lifted the top of the box off and pulled out the most beautiful dress she had ever seen. “I know dresses are not really your style, but it just said you.” Homage wrapped Velvet in a hug .

“Thank you. I love it.”

“You are as much a part of our family as any of us. It was my pleasure.”

She broke the hug. “Well don’t just stand there,” said Velvet. “Let’s go try it on.”

Homage, Velvet, and Littlepip all trotted down to Homage’s room to see her try on Velvet's birthday present. Calamity and Steel Hooves were left sitting on the roof next to the Sky Bandit.

“Well she seemed happy,” said Calamity.

“Yeap,” said the Steel Ranger.

“Good to see her and Littlepip smile'n.”

“Yeap. So, you and Velvet are?”

“Yes, yes we are together, yeap.”

“Ah. So your not gay?”

“Nope, no. Straight. Straight and narrow.”

“Right. Littlepip and Homage are gay.”

“Yeah. I..uh.. I think so.”

“I think Velvet’s bi.”

“Yeah. So, was Applejack bi?”

“Well, she got drunk a few times, and uh… stuff happened. I don’t really like to think about it.

“Painful memories?”

“No.”

“Oh, wh-what then?”

“The suit designers didn't plan for boners.”

“Oh! That… that sucks.”

“So, it hurts to get a boner.”

“I, uh... figured. Damn”

After this conversation, the three mares walked back up to the roof. Homage was in her new dress, and Velvet had been right. It accented her body in all the right places, and the color went with her perfectly. In fact, Littlepip hadn't stopped staring at her since she had put it on.

They had fun. Dancing, eating 200 year old candy (it wasn't that bad), and drinking Sparkle Cola. Calamity popped a bottle of apple whisky. Though he wouldn't admit it, even Steel Hooves tapped his hoof to a few songs. It was a good party. Eventually, it started getting dark out.

“Well everypony am going to sleep,” said Velvet with a yawn. “Come on Calamity.”

“Move’n,” said the dashite trotting up to the side of his marefriend.

“The guest rooms are made up for you guys, so no need to go to the hotel,” said Homage. “And Pip, you know where your sleeping.” Pip blushed and scraped at the floor with her hoof.

“Goodnight,” said Steel Hooves on his way down.

“Night big guy,” said Velvet, Calamity was next to her. “Good night you two. Hope these rooms of yours are sound proof Homage.” The couple walked down the stairs.

Homage approached Littlepip. She put her muzzle next to Littlepip’s ear. “They are.”

Littlepip levitated the box with Homage’s present to her, and the lovers walk down to their room.

***

Damn she’s hot. Homage had removed her dress and was taking a shower. Easily in view of Littlepip. She was slowly washing her plot with a sponge. Littlepip couldn't help touching herself.

“So Littlepip what’s the present Velvet told me about?” asked Homage.

Pip checked that her box was still where she put it. “You’ll find out,” Littlepip said in her most seductive voice.

Homage had stop her shower and had begun drying herself with an old towel. “Fine. So what do you have planned for tonight.” She started to walk to the bathroom when a magical aura surrounded her. She was lifted off the ground and pulled over the bed and laid down on her back. Pip jumped on top of her.

“It’s your birthday, so you aren't doing any work tonight,” said Littlepip. Come on Pip you've done it enough to know her spots. You can pleasure her. The Pip went in for a kiss. Their lips met with a force of passion. Littlepip loved for the softness of her lips, and their ability to make her forget the horrors of the wasteland surprised her every time she met them. Tonight it was the stable dweller’s turn to push her tongue in first. She slid her mussel underneath Homage’s, challenging her tongue to a wrestle, and wrestle they did. Saliva coated the inside of the DJ’s mouth. The radio host sucked down every drop from her marefriend that she could. She loved the taste, and it was made better that it was from her hero.

They kissed for a long time, but finally Pip broke it. She moved to lick and kiss Homage’s neck. She smelled amazing. Homage had begun to moan and shift her body underneath Littlepip, but the vault dweller held her down. Pip whispered in her ear, “No, I’m the working tonight, and you will just lay there and take it.” she pushed hot air into her lover’s ear. This just made her moan louder.

“Pip,” Homage was breathing hard. Her marehood was heating up, and it was wetting. “Oh baby, love you taking this lead position. Ah! It’s making me…” Littlepip put here hoof on her marefriend's lips.

“Shhhh,” it was innocent, not commanding. Still, it stopped the DJ’s words. The wasteland hero traveled down Homage’s body with her tongue out licking the chest and belly of her lover all the way to the meeting of her legs. The DJ’s glistening marehood stood less then an inch from Pip’s muzzle. She wasted no time pressing her face into the slit. Homage’s breathing skipped a bet at this.

OK now if I can hit this right after going in.

“AHHHHH!” Homage didn't cum, but hitting that spot did make her really heat up. Pip kept on it until a steady stream of juices were flowing from Homage’s pussy. Pip was heating up to, but the had promised herself that she would pleasure her own marehood until Homage was fully satisfied. Homage used her hooves to push Pip’s face in. Pip could tell she was close.

Not yet. She pulled her tongue out and lightly kissed the inside of her thigh. She sat up on her back legs, and licked Homage of her face.

“What’s wrong?” asked Homage still breathing hard and wanting Littlepip to keep lick her needy marehood.

“I think it’s time we use a toy,” said Littlepip.

Homage’s ears perked up at this. “Really! I didn't think you’d want to use it again,” she levitated a box from the corner and was about to remove the lid when Littlepip’s aura took it over.

“Not that one, “ said Littlepip. Homage gave the stable dweller and inquisitive look. Then Pip levitated the box that she had brought from the adult store. She removed the lid. Homage’s eyes lit up.

“Oh you dirty little filly,” smirked Homage.

“I learned from the best,” said Littlepip as she spanked her lover's cutie mark.

“Your too kind. So, don’t keep me in suspense. Put it on!” the DJ said gleefully. She did as her marefriend asked. Homage pulled out the same bottle of slimy stuff as she had used on the dildo. She squirted it along the strap-on and began rubbing it along the shaft with her hooves. The DJ rolled to her belly and stuck her plot in the air. “So my beautiful mare, how’s your impersonation of a stallion?”

Littlepip gave her pussy a good lick before getting behind, and put the penis in position. “You ready, sexy?”

“Do me babe!” she said with a mix of heat and longing.

“Yes ma’am,” said Littlepip right before he rammed the stallionhood into Homage. This caused Homage to moan with pleasure, louder than she had before. Slowly Pip pulled the penis out before driving it back in. Each on pulling a moan out of Homage. She kept pumping her hips. She had practiced the movement that Velvet had described to her on the flight here, but it still wasn't very natural to her. However, Homage’s moans and shouts of pleasure told her she was doing well.

“Pip! Keep going! Don’t stop!” she called this over and over as the vault dweller slammed their hips together. These cries just motivated Littlepip to go harder, and she did. She used her fore hooves to grab Homage’s plot. She pumped faster and faster. “Baby I-I-I think I-I’m,” Pip drove her hips into Homage as hard as she could. “CUUUMMMING!!” Pip pulled out and put her face in front of Homage’s pussy. Warm juices from her slit sprayed onto Littlepip’s face. What she caught in her mouth she swallowed. Homage collapsed on the bed panting.

Littlepip laid down beside her with her front leg across her back. “You taste so good,” she whispered in the DJ’s ear.

Homage turned toward the filly she loved. “You do to,” she moved as if she was about to move toward’s Pip’s legs. The vault dweller stopped her.

“No,” Homage laid back down. “It’s time for sleep birthday filly.”

“OK. But your spending tomorrow night, so I can do you,” said the DJ.

“You got it, sweetie,” giggle Littlepip. Homage kissed her marefriend. They locked lips for a moment, but then Homage broke the kiss.

“Haha, So that’s what I taste like,” Littlepip’s cheeks went red. She realized that some of Homage’s cum was still in her mouth, but she relaxed once she saw her lover’s smile. They laughed wrapped up in a tight hug. “Oh, and Littlepip.”

“Yes?”

“Please take that thing off before bed.”

Author's Note

Thank you guys for all the likes you "Royal Wub". Hope you like this one too. If you haven't read Fallout Equestria yet, you seriously need to. It is amazing and one of the best books I have ever read.