Twilight Participates In Deep Penetration
"Today is a day like any other in Ponyville, expect for the penetration, but I'm getting ahead of myself. Anyways, it's a very sunny and bright day in Ponyville, the horses are mucking about doing whatever horses do. The horses are doing the daily routines that they do every day, as you can see, nothing special at all about this day.
Except for one thing, their appears to be something happening in the outskirts of the town. Something dirty, sweaty, and possibly erotic. One pony by the name of twilight was approaching to see what the whole ruckus was about. As she got closer she could see many sweaty stallions in the area. Twilight decided to ask them what they are doing. "Hello, may I ask you what you are doing here, you are causing a giant commotion." She politely asked.
"Well mam, we are just doing some routine penetration, the state requires it." The sweaty stallion answered.
"What kind of penetration?"
"The dirty, sweaty, icky kind."
As twilight looked around the area she decided that she would help with the penetration. "Sir, may I help you with the penetration. I think I would be a big help."
"Hmmm" He said as he looked her up and down. "You will do, stallions get ready for the penetration, we have more help"
"This is going to be hard." Twilight said as she the giant thing she would have to help penetrate.
"Nah, you will be fine little mare, don't worry." He said in a reassuring manner.
"Ok..." Twilight lit her horn up and started to jack the giant object up and down. The stallion didn't seem to like this pace.
"Come on twilight, you wanted to help didn't you? Well push harder!" Twilight at this encouragement started to work at a faster pace. "Ohhhhhhhh yea, that's the stuff." He looked really content, but then he noticed that all his other workers were slacking off."You're getting paid for this you nannies! Get to work."
At this prompting all the other stallions started to jack there own big objects up and down. It truly was a wonderful display of finesse and fitness, you would have to be there to see it. But you are not there so you will have to imagine it. What? It's my job to describe it, bah fine.
As the jacking got to a fevered pace, all the horses started to pant from the exertion of their "labor" Twilight in particular was panting a storm. "Ohhhhhh" She groaned. "This penetration feels wonderful! I could go for a few more more hours"
"Well lassy, we are oh-most done here, no need for that now" The head sweaty stallion said.
"Awwwwwwww" Groaned Twilight. "I just want some more of that jacking"
"To bad we have to pack up soon" He said
"Ok, mis------""
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"This is shit"
"What?"
"I said, this is shit"
"But I haven't even got to the good part yet where the---"
"Hold the phone you shit, I know there is going to be some stupid fucking twist where they weren't actually having sex and the whole time you were just wording it in an awkward manner."
"How did you kn---"
No, shut up you shit. You promised a sexy times story with my wafiu and my Oc that I could wank to, but no, I get this shit instead."
"I'm sorry man, I just thought it would be funny."
"FUNNY? FUNNY!? YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT MY WAFIU AND OC ARE TO ME MAN. Without them I would have killed my self from (Insert important teenage logic here)"
"Ummmmmm"
"Don't you have anything to say YOU SHIT. Twilight is my fucking life man. I have a poem about twilight for any person who does not respect her."
"Oh come on man, not that one!"
"No, just no you shit, you shat on my wafiu, you must learn about twilight and her greatness, so you many never sin again." I could see him pull out a piece of paper.
"Ahem, Remember the first time watching an MLP episode?
Remember your first smile at Pinkie's antics?
Your first cheer as Rainbow completed a stunt?
Your first squee at Fluttershy's cuteness?
Your awe at the beauty Rarity's dresses?
Your belly rumbling at the sight of Applejack's baked treats?
Do you remember seeing Twilight come to Ponyville for the first time?
I do.
She was a sight to see.
Her shock at Pinkie's antics,
her grumbling about Rainbow's stunts,
her eye-rolling at Fluttershy's cuteness,
her disgust at the beauty of Rarity's dresses,
her fleeing at the sight of Applejack's baked treats.
But she has changed so much since then.
I remember.
Nightmare Moon brought her
and the six together.
Trixie's showy magic got her
to defend her friends.
Zebra Zecora taught her
to not judge by one's looks.
Discord's nasty tricks showed her
that friendship must be kept.
Chrysalis' dirty masquerade revealed to her
to have faith in oneself.
And we have stood by her these whole three seasons,
Cheering,
Encouraging,
Wanting her to keep going on, and become the best she could be.
As if we were Celestia,
looking down upon our student,
we have watched her grow.
And now our love and admiration has come to its sweet, sweet fruition.
The pony we have been watching,
has matured,
grown up,
under our watchful eye.
Our little Twilight, is now our grand princess.
And we are proud of her."
"Umm, that was nice?"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WAS NICE YOU SHIT? Even after I read you a poem about my wafiu, you are still hating man."
"I'm not hating, it's just that... that poem is a bit weird man, maybe you should stop with this twilight obsession."
..."Fuck you on so many different levels, I thought you were my friend man? FUCK YOU, WHAT HAS TWILY EVER DONE TO YOU, YOU INBRED SHIT MONGER. CELESTIA WOULD NEVER LOVE YOU!"
"Hey man, dem are fightin words."
"FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR STUPID STORY AND FUCK YOUR MOM TOO, FOR GOOD MEASURE." He stormed out of the building.
"I never got to finish my story" :(
The End
