Twilight, AppleJack, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, Dusk Shine, A.J., Butterscotch, Elusive, Bubble Berry, Rainbow Blitz, and Flash Sentry were on a boat heading toward an unknown destination. Rainbow Blitz asked ''Okay, why are we doing this?''.
''Principals Celestia and Solaris told us to join the people on this game show so we could earn $5,000 to get a statue in town square'' Twilight said. ''I hope this will be super fun''! Pinkie and Bubble cried in unison. Once the boat came to a stange looking island, that held a host and a chef. The host was a white man with a 5 o'clock shadow, black curvy hair, a necklace around his neck, a blue shirt and cargo shorts. The chef was an african american male with an apron, a tan shirt, tan pants, and ws wearing a toque.
Behind them were 15 other teenagers ranging from tall to short.
''Welcome new contestants, to Total Drama Pahkitew Island, a reality show where we put you into teams, pit you against each other in crazy challenges and see who will become victorious enough to go all the way to the top and win 1... Million... Dollars!
All right, lets meet our contestants. You 14 must be from that show Equestria Acadamy, I'm Chris Mclean, the host, and this muscular man beside me, is my assisstant and the chef of the camp, Chef Hatchet''! ''Now let's meet the other contestants, This Self proclaimed evil genius is Max, This guy dressed as a wizard, is Leonard, This Classic competitor Noah look-alike and sarcastic guy is Dave, this Ezekiel wannabe is Shawn, This ''Me'' obsessed super fan is Topher, This ''Pokemon Master'' is Taylor, these two ladies are twins, they are named Amy and Samey, this adventurer is Jasmine, this chatterbox over here is Scarlett, This singing princess is Ella, this woman over here is Sky, this Jamaican looking guy over here is Beardo, this Ginger over here in Rodney, and finally, this blonde lady over here is Sugar''! ''You guys are Twilight, Dusk, Dash, Blitz, Bubble, Pinkie, Apple Jack, Apple Juice, Rarity, Elusive, and Flash.''
''All right now that we met your let's split you guys into 2 teams'' Chris announced.
First up the Confused Bears are: Max, Topher, Leonard, Dave, Shawn, Rodney, Beardo, Amy, Samey, Scarlett, Jasmine, Sugar, Ella
and Sky!
The rest of you: Twilight, Dusk, AppleJack, A.J., Fluttershy, Butterscotch, Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Blitz, Rarity, Elusive, Pinkie, Bubble, Flash Sentry and Taylor. You guys are on Team Floating Salmon''!
''O.K. Now that we met, we got you on your teams. So, next time, you get your first challenge, Facing your fears in a Boxing Match''. Rarity interupted, '' When we met, you said that there were 14 of us, when there are only 13 of us. ''Yeah, we are adding a character from your show to the Confused Bears'' Chris Stated. ''YEAH''! a voice came from behind Chef.
It was Bulk Biceps! ''We needed a muscular player since we haven't had one since Eva''! Chris added.
So, until next time, we are Chris and Chef and we will see you next time on Total.. Drama... Pahkitew Island''!
The next day, Taylor awoke to Flash being on the floor.
''Flash, why are you on the floor?'' he asked after waking up his teammate.
''I sleep walk. I dreamt that I was diving into a swimming pool filed with Cream Soda.'' he explained.
''Okay?'' I said confused.
Once we went to the mess hall, I looked in disbelief that Chef was making S.O.S!
We got in line, and behind me was Rarity and she asked, ''What is that stuff?''
''Toast and Gravy or as many people call it, S.O.S'', Chef replied.
Once we sat down, I saw that Rarity and Elusive had disgusted looks on their faces.
''It looks disgusting!'', Elusive cried.
''Don't knock it, 'til you try it!'' I told them.
I took a bite and I quickly spat it out on Chef's Face as he was walking by.
''Chef, you did the gravy all WRONG!'' I shouted at him.
''It needs to be cooked at 350 to 400 degrees, cooked with Flour, Beef, Milk, salt, pepper, and mixed until smooth or all is mixed in PERFECTLY!!!!'', I told him.
I looked around to see everyone, even Bulk Biceps in awe. ''
What? I plan on becoming a Food Critic one day.''
Chris then came in to tell us an announcement.Once we got to the destination of the challenge, I quickly wished I didn't sign up for this.
Once, we got there Chris was standing next to a screen. ''All right. you guys are going to fight your worst fears except for the girls and most of team confused bears and almost everyone of team salmon except for Taylor. Taylor, your the only one here that has multiple fears, so your going to be the only one to do the challenge for your team.
Okay, we are going to do it like this. Since Taylor has multiple fears,, he is the only one who has to do the challenge. If he wins the match, his team gets the point. But if he fails, the confused bears get the point. First up, is.... CLOWNS!!!''
It cuts to the confessional booth that has me. ''I am scared of Clowns,, when my mom to me to a carnival when I was younger we were getting food, then she told me to look over and take a look of two strolling clowns. I was scared.''
It cuts back to the challenge, where I am going to fight some clowns. but I quickly cower and fear and they defeat me.
Later, the score is tied at 4-4. The next one was me fight a crocodile on a high platform while it was 8:00 clock at night. those were my three biggest fears besides clowns. I got shaky feet when I was on the high platform, while fighting crocodiles at 8:00 at night. Like is said, those were my three biggest fears besides clowns. Suddenly, a strong gust of wind knocked both of us off the platform.
So, the challenge was ruled out as a tie, thus, both teams were sent to the bonfire ceremony. We cut to multiple confessionals revealing the votes.
Chris then explains the ceremony. ''You all cast your votes and made your decisions, one of you will be going home, and can't come back to camp.... EVER! If I call your name, your safe to survive another week of Total Drama Pahkitew Island.
The following Contest are safe for now. Dave, Sky, Jasmine, Topher, Ella, Sugar, Leonard, Amy, Samey (Amy looks rather angry), Shawn, Rodney, Scarlett, Beardo, Dusk, Twilight, Dash, Blitz, Elusive, Rarity, Bubble, Pinkie, Fluttershy, Butterscotch, Apple Jack, Apple Juice, and Flash Sentry. This is the final marshmallow on my plate. Bulk Biceps, Taylor. One of you is going home tonight and can't return and that person is.... (Tension builds up as suspense is arriving) Taylor!
Bulk your done like dinner''. We then see the Cannon of Shame. It's a big and long cannon( That's what she said) with red and white stripes reminding me of candy canes, peppermints and for some reason, the United States of America flag. Bulk Biceps is then loded into the cannon. then he is blasted from the cannon screaming.
''Well, this was exciting for the first ever episode of the season. Will Taylor get rid of his fear of the dark? Will The next challenge be as frightening as this one was? and Will Taylor give chef hatchet more tips about cooking? Find out the answers on the next brand spanking new episode of.. Total... Drama.. PAHKITEW ISLAND!!
