Alright, where do I begin? I woke up as one of the most ruthless and respected operatives in the Security force, same as usual. Then I was shipped out to some guest slum to snatch some bioweapon, got shot 'till I dropped, and blacked out. Now, I'm surrounded by multicoloured horses, and they just keep prattling on about friendship. And for reasons beyond my control, I'm also a pony. And I know for a fact that this dodgy experience is going to change me, for better or worse.

…Oh, and I'm certain I keep seeing the guy that killed me around this town. So either he's here too, or I'm completely mad.

[Brink/MLP Crossover, set prior to Golden Oaks obliteration. Profanity, a violent thing later on and some sexual humor. Mature, just to be safe.)