Mare's Night Out

by DerpyGiratina

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life
Length: 632

Mare's Night Out.What could possibly go wrong?Everything.

Vinyl planned a Mare's Night Out. Derpy, Lyra ,Colgate and Trixie are coming, but can they control the events of a total series of disasters?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-15 16:18:11 UTC

Chapter 1:Vinyl's Letter

Vinyl had just bought a new stereo for his Pinkie Pie's next party.It would be next week because Pinkie had to plan a series of filly birthday parties.At this time of year Pinkie was doing pool parties and was very busy so she had to postpone the Princess Party.It was dedicated to Princess Cadence 1st anniversary to Shining Armor.Vinyl was very bored, she hadn't gone to a party at all this month and she was starting to get paranoid.

Octavia had been practicing  a lot lately which made Vinyl very annoyed.Vinyl is Octavia's best friend but this could be payback for last month when he pumped up this speakers up to maximum during the middle of the night.Octavia was pretty ticked off so Vinyl saw why she wanted revenge.Maybe Vinyl could get an excuse to get out of the house.Vinyl wrote a letter to her four friends.

                                                                                               Dear Friends,

                                                              Tonight at six lets go and have a Mare's Night Out.

                                                                                               From Vinyl.

That seemed good enough for Vinyl who had no class.Actually this is one of Vinyl's greatest achivements.And so the letter arrived in the mailbox of each friend.

"Do-da-de-data-dum"Colgate sang as she opened her mailbox."Bills,Medical Bills, Dental Bills, and a letter from...Vinyl!"Colgate presumed."Let's open the goods first".She ripped open the letter and read it contents."YES!!!!YES!!!I'll be there!"

Lyra ate her bagel as she remembered that today is mail day.She left her house and walked up to her mailbox.Creak was the sound her mailbox did when Lyra opened it."Bills, How the heck did a spider get in my mailbox.Oh now were talk'in a letter from Vinyl." She said.She opened the letter like it was Bane."Six why not seven I'll be there.

Derpy clumsily bumped into her mailbox."Les see what mal we have has todum"she said."Biz and bilz and a letta fra viyl."She opened and read the letter."k i be thar."

Trixie looked at her mailbox"OPEN BOX OF MAIL"suprisingly a pink aura came from her horn and it opened."JUST A LETTER FROM VINYL"She opened the letter."THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE WILL BE THERE."

Chapter 3:Colgate

"Bed time everypony."Lyra's mom said."Is she talking about us?"Vinyl asked Lyra."Yep"Lyra said"It's like 7:00 though."Vinyl said."Yeah I know

it's awful and were in our twenties."Lyra responded.When they went into the room 22 Bon hon's were stacked up in a nice pile on one bed.

Lyra climbed the pile and laid on top."What the he..."Trixie said.Colgate was speechless.Derpy scratched his head in confusion.

Colgate just stared at the work of art.Derpy climbed up top and fell asleep.She must be having a dream about muffins because she was eating one of the Bon hon's mane.Vinyl and Colgate jumped out the window and headed for colgate factory.Trixie just said "THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS."And just like that she was gone.

Chapter 2:Six o'clock

Octavia just wanted to explode because all of the commotion upstairs.She was practicing for her recital which was the most important event in her life because she was performing in front of a princess in canterlot.She just wanted to cuss until Vinyl died.She had enough to handle so she flew up the stairs like a Pegasus and started shouting"Shut up!!!I'm trying to practice and there is no way in hell or in Equestria

I'm going to get to practice if you are here so get out!!!"and she said it all in one breath.

And so they had to go to Lyra's house because yeah well..."Lyra lemme get this straight you are 23 years old and you still live with your Mom?" Vinyl asked."Yes" Lyra said."Where's we gonna sleeep Lywa?" Derpy asked."With my 22 sisters of course.All of them are named Bon Bon." She opened the door to a playroom where a crap ton of Bon Hon's were."Crap!"