Electricity In Equestria

As i was on my I Phone 5s i found an app called:portal to anywhere i thought will this work? So as it started downloading i was playing flappy pony a parody of flappy bird. when it was finished downloading i loaded it up there was a red button it said click an say where you want to go so i said equestria so i closed my eyes for ten seconts then i opened my eyes and i was there as a pony. my Phone was a watch and i went out of my room and i gasped right there was the tree house library so i went and knocked on the door an my heart exploaded right there was twilight sparkle i mumbeled h-hi twilight she said hi how are you then after she said that i fainted.