Spike's Birthday Surprise

Pinkie beckoned me to the back of the room where she seemed to suddenly be. She always has the habit of appearing and disappearing. Oh, my stars. There were so many... Things on these walls. I never knew Pinkie Pie was THIS kind of pony... Dashie was right. There was a wide assortment of strap-ons, due to so many pony couple being the same gender I guess. I don't really mind. Love is love darling, and all you need is love, but judging by these items, Pinkie has TOO much love. The walls were covered with, leather, dildos of all shapes and sizes, and wh-what was that... Is that.. Those were whips? Oh dear Celestia, Pinkie!

Finally I reached Pinkie Pie. She snorted at me, and was obviously entertained by my expressions, of curiosty, horror, and excitment.

"Oh Rarity, you should see your face!", she fell into a fit of giggles,"You look like a t-toasted... HAHAHAH! A toasted marshmellow!"

"Yes yes now, Pinkie, sweetie... Um, what exactly does this package come with?", I asked as I glance quickly at the walls then averted my attention elsewhere.

"Oh none of these silly! Nonononono, THOSE are for the Devil's Foodcake package", she giggled, "These, are for the package you ordered.", She slowly opened a small white box, the size of a dog, and pulled out a small cardboard container containig... POPSICLES!? What on Earth could I possibly do with those? Well, I suppose I could eat them.

"Um, darling, I'm grateful for the help, but I'm not sur if this 'Package' is what I'm loo-"

"Rarity, let me finish! You get these, for twenty bits if you order the 'Help' it comes with, or for seven bits without",

"Help?"

"Oh yes. You will have help. This package IS what you're looking for. Trust me. Nopony believes me, so I never get to have any fun! Nopony but Dash orders this."

I blushed, realizing what she''d just told me. She was to help me, 'entertain' Spike. I don't know exactly what that means but, I was willing to try it. I think. Maybe not. Should I? Oh, dear me, this was all so mind-boggling I couldn't make up my mind. While I was wasting my time thinking, Pinkie had already begun to pack the frozen treats in a little baggie, and held out her hoof for the bits. No, maybe I shouldn't...

"C'mooooon Rarity! It'll be fun. I PROMISE!"

"You promise?"

"Cross my heartand hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!"

I gave her twenty bits.