Mayto and the Magic Carrot
Mayto and the Magic Carrot
By: Hunter Hurd
mayto was playing base ball He saud "Kick it" and his friend Octo-doody meatwad said Ok" and he kicked the bias ball. Maytw cached it. He was a good at catching meatballs since it wasn't really a baseball it was a meatbell made of beef.v Mayto grabbed the beef ball and he licked it since he likes raw meat. But its bad for his immune system so ge didn't swallow or digest it. He just licked it, thats all. then he made Meatwad kick it again. Octo-ddoody kicked the meat ball since they were playing baseball obvously even tho They was using a meat ball and not a biasball and they were kicking it mnot threwing it or whatevers your supposed to really do in baseball.
So anyhow, thy were playin baseball with the ,meatball/. They played it and they had lots of fun. they werent really surre how to realy play the game, so they were basically jjust tossing the ball back n fourth like a game of catch Ball. They were illiterate people like the kind that searches 'poopy" on Google images and thinks it's funny. The werent mature like a M rated game and thats ok.
After they did that game they had to go inside. Mayto had to go wash the dishes like that song "Ill be washin dishes wash the day away" or something,. Myto taked the old dishes with mold and hair on them. He scrubbed em down with a mr clean Magic earaser so it ws clean. he bascally just wiped them off but it was ok./
After that opcto doody went home since it was his bed time sand he onlyu went over To play with Mayto playin baseball with that meatball. Octo-doody even weared his lucky cleats with nails nailed in the bottom so they were super sharp super pointy. But he thought they were playing football (socker for mericans people) but they weren't. It was baseball. so Octo cried and +
he didn't even know what to do. He just cried and cxried the whole life long day. He had to go to school the next day
The next day Octo-ddoody Meatwad had to go to school. His teacher was periwinkle Pansy. Periwinkle Pansy was a independent lady/. she didn't like to be called Mrs. Pansy simnce she's not even married. She didn't like to be called Periwnjkle either. Nope. Just Periwinkle pansy. Periwinkle Pansy thought that abbreviations weere for lazty people who wear Snuggies. She screamed alot She was a gym teacher. She id attendance.
"James" she said. "#Yolo swag" said james. Periwnkle pansy put him in Absent.
"Jerret Grubby" said Periwinkloe Pansy. "Cant stop the grubbs" said Grubby. Periwnkle put him in.
"Squishy McTickleFace" She says.
"Here"
"George Chambers" she said.
"lollll;"
"Yvonne" she said with a choking sound.
"Here"
"Alexander Tile" she said.
"present"
"Kelvin Yergon"
"Cheese Sandwich"
"Hashtag Jones"
"Evan Green"
"Dib"
"Jorgan Yerptude"
"The Back Street boys"
Down the list she goes.
Finally she got to: "Octo-Doody Meatwad."
"Here" he screached. periwnkle Pansy gaved him a look of disgust. Then it was finally time for class to start it. Start it up./
They had to do push ups and muscle crunchers. Octo Doody did his best but he couldnt do it. he failed. Periwnkle Pansy yelled at him and he cried and ran to the office. His buddy Mayto was waiting all day.
"Hi Mayo"
"LOOl hi Meaty" he yelled
The office lady said "SHHHHHHUUUUHHUUUUH". They stopped yelling[ yelling is bad. But tghey said in a whispered tone:
"Hi Maytop Im sad :*(" said Octo-dood.
":(" said Mayto.
So they rode the bus home and it was a Yuck Bus since a kid thrrw a moldy cake chunk at Octo-doody. It was a Minecraft moment. Oicto cried some more and Mayto yell;ed at the kid named Dragon Quest or like that. All the 6 graders were on wattpad reading stupid things about 1 Direction. Mayto hated it. Octo-doody loves One Direction forever. But they had to find their differences and respect issues. They were friends. They went home to mayto's house Mayto's house. It was a can in a soggy box in a wallmart Parking Lot. jayto liked it. Octo Doody liked his house but npot as much. Soon they got in to a arugment. TYhey fight and fight. Then Octo doody had to go he said "Im not youre friedn any morre!!!!" He stormed out. But it wa stormy night and Octo Dooody forgot his glasses his contacts at home and he could Not see. So he didn't see the truck coming it hit him. It was a impact! Octo doody diedd the next sentence. Maytoi was sad and regret.
So the two friends learned a good lessson that day. they learned respect your diffrences or you will get hit by a truck and die.
