Dead Rising: Off the World

Bonus Joke Chapter: Family Man Encounter Outtake

Just when the hatchet man decided to make a run for it, Chuck looked towards the broken window and walked towards it. Cliff eyed the insane man closely, but he found out that he was unarmed. The ex-motocross champion looked back at Cliff and said with sorrow,

"I used to have a daughter to protect..."

...

"...but then she got a zombie on her knee."

"CUT!" yelled out some dude sitting on a chair. "Dang it, Chuck. Curse you and your stupid one-liners..."

Chuck shrugged as Cliff began rolling on the floor laughing. The man managed to stand up and barely make out the words,

"He.. He.. Wow, you should've just look at the expression on your FACE, man! Oh my God, Oh..."

Frank kicked the door open with a crapload of sodas in his arms.

"Yo dudes! Dash provided me some of these, so I decided that a refreshment after a major screw-up would be nice."

A drunken Celestia burst into the house through the ceiling as she went right up in front of Frank's face.

"WHY HULLO THAR"

The director shook his head as he asked Chuck,

"Is this what they do in their usual freetime?"

The man responded,

"Do you think this is even the beginning of their freetime?"

And so, the world imploded and barfed out 300 Nyan Cats that destroyed over 9001 planets that had toasters in their knees.

(Author's Notes)

CAN'T TALK, THERE'S COLORFUL EXPLOSIONS GOING ON HERE.