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2. FreddyK, Jason, and Scream prepare to go on a cupcake killing spree. Totally normal night for the killers.

The human world was filled with warm air and darkness. There was a full moon and many clouds filled the night sky....

Friday the 13th was Jason's favorite night. Every night he normally would kill humans cupcakes and doughnuts with his Machete best friends: Scream and Freddy Krueger. They all loved murdering people sweets together every Friday the 13th. It had become a tradition of theirs since they needed something to do on Friday the 13th. So why not harass innocent sweets! Nothing was more enjoyable than destroying sugary foods that rot your teeth!

"Jason," Freddy Krueger began as he sharpened his blades. "Are we really going to attack Dunkin Donuts today? Can't we watch Friday the 13th instead. It's a classic!" His voice sounded deep, and rusty as usual. His facial features still looked burnt, but his hat really made his Christmas sweater less noticeable. Not really.

"No! We have to attack Dunkin Donuts! I haven't gotten my revenge yet!" He said through his hockey mask, his voice was also deep and scary sounding. "I am still mad that they spilled coffee on my only jeans! See, the stain is still here!"

"Um.. Jason there's dry cleaning, right?" Scream added in his raspy sounding voice.

"Last time we went to the dry cleaners they shrunk my favorite shirt." Jason said angrily. "Next Friday the 13th we shall get revenge on the drycleaners for that!"

Scream sighed annoyed. 'So was that why he was wearing one of Freddy's sweaters...?'

Jason grabbed his Machete and sharpened it. Freddy Krueger already prepared himself for the attack, his claws were sharp and ready to slice! As for Scream he grabbed his dagger, it was slightly encrusted in dry blood frosting from his last murder. He may have forgotten to clean it, but it was going to get dirty either way, so it didn't seem to matter much to him.

"Okay fellas, time to go kill some sweets!" And the three sweet killers walked into the darkness of the streets. A car ran Jason over and didn't stop. A few bones broke, but he survived. A stray dog chased the large man for several blocks, and bit him on his bottom. Making him furious. When he thought things couldn't get worst some kids egged the man. He got pissed and chased them down the street. Jason was ready to slice and dice them, but Scream and Freddy stopped him because this is a story about ponies, not scary looking killers.