Okay, for the most part. I don't like telling stories, but since somepony needs to tell what really happened. I should be the one. SINCE ITS MY FAULT. Yeah I caused a problem. Whats new, is Fluttershy now going to be shy? Yes, because she always is. Actually not always because.....no this is a E-For everypony rated story. You're to innocent. Anyways. So I was in my house reading. Yeah I read shocker! When suddenly there was a knock at my door. Unsuspecting I flipped out and jumped into my pillow fort. I have it in case somepony is there to collect my taxes, but it was actually Twilight. I flew over and opened the door. Proceeding to ask what is it she cut me off.
"No time. Go now. Sombra here." Her sentences were short and basically fragments. Yes I am smart, the tutoring thing actually helped. I then flew out and noticed that pretty much everywhere Ponyville was dark and eerie. Except Twilight's castle. meh should have been mI mean what? Back to the story. Me and twilight flew over Ponyville and the rest of the group was already at her castle. We landed and they all started talking at once. Welcome to my life. I took a look around and asked if Twilight could see Sombra, she said no.
"Am not sure if ah'm wrong but wasn't that there King Sombra buried in ice?" Applejack asked. Twilight responded with a confident yes but she didn't know either. I investigated Ponyville to see if I could find him. I spotted him over in the hill.
"Found em!" I indomitably Flew at high speeds after him.(Holy Celestia did I just use the word indomitably? Maybe I should be around Twilight less.) After reaching the hill I put up my fists and started movin' around like I was some boxer or something. He took one look at me. Gave a dark hearty laugh and zapped me. I quickly fell to the ground and could see the rest of my friends running, flying, and bouncing towards my way.
When I got up, everything was fuzzy. I heard beeps, I still do to this day. I wasn't sure what it was but I was then comforted by my friends.
"Are you alright Darling?!" Rarity said putting a hoof on me.
"Yes, well no. I'm hearing beeps but other than that I'm fine. I'm just in 'shock'!" Ba. Dum. Tss. I thought maybe a little joke would help but it didn't. Twilight rolled her eyes and then took a look back at Sombra terrorizing the Denizens of ponyville. We made our way around Sombra while avoiding him. I flew at the back of his head doing an awesome punch. With him distracted, Twilight charged a beam and fired towards him. Once it hit him, he stumbled.
"Alright girls, Formation!" Twilight commanded. We gathered around in a circle and Twilight started a Rainbow ribbon like spell. Sort of like the one we used on turning discord back to normal. Once the spell finished Sombra was banished far away. HOPEFULLY never to be seen again, but the beeping was still there and relevant
"Gah." I collapsed once again.
"Whats wrong with ya' Dash?" Apple jack asked me.
"There is some sort of beeping in my head." I responded.
"Did it happen when Sombra zapped you?" Twilight asked, she then pulled out "The Big Book of Symptoms,Illnesses, and Cures."
"Aye Aye Captain Twilight..."Once again Ba Dum Tss.
"Well, it seems you have.. erhm Gulp Poxidrome." At this point I am probably soiling my non-existent diapers. Not knowing what it is. Twilight then informed me that it just means I am a living Metal detector.
"So this is a blessing and a curse..." I stated.
"Pretty much, actually it could be very useful. I don't use that lightly."
"Oh, okay. COOL!" So now we move into a part of the story I am not necessarily fond of, because I make a bad decision but it's actually quite funny!
