A force wielder in Equestria

     As I sat in front of my T.V. playing Co-Op with my friend, there was a knock on my door and my dad said, "Time to shut off the game, son." So naturally I put my two lightsabers on the desk next to the bed, and used the force to move my bed covers as I shut off my x-box. My dad smiled, although I could tell that after 18 years, he still couldn't stop being weirded out by my ability of using the force. Oh well. No changing that, or the fact he prefers star trek. I pulled the covers over me as he closed the door, and then sat up. I used the force to check to make sure that my annoying little sister, and my mom and dad were asleep. Lucky me, I needed only wait ten minutes before they were out. I then muffled the sound of my footsteps as I got out of bed.

     I then turned on my x box, turned the sound off, and using the force, re-attached the lightsabers to my back and got back to my game. About halfway through wave 20 of co-op on MW3,(one CAN have too much COD) I felt a tingling sensation all around my body. I (due to reflex training) instantaneously reached for my lightsabers, only to remember that they're plastic. I felt my body bending and twisting in ways I could never imagine, even in yoga. I had to draw upon the force to stay calm.

     When it finally stopped, I found myself in one piece, and sitting on a very cushy couch next to princess Luna, who looked at me automatically as if to say, "I didn't mean for this to happen." We sat there for a couple minutes in an awkward state of silence. Then we both started laughing for who knows why. She then finally said, "Who are you, and what are those metallic cylinders on your back. Metallic Cylinders?

     "I am a force wielded named Clex Alletto. As for the cylinders," I brought them to my hands with the force, earning a surprised gasp. Realization dawned on me. "These are my lightsabers. Wait a second..." I started to trail off, as I figured out they had become real. I reached out to the force to calm myself yet again from the excitement.

     "Is something the matter?" asked Luna.

     "Other than the fact you teleported me to Equestria, you are sitting right next to and actually talking to me, and you being startled about my ability to levitate things as if you couldn't,then no! Then I'm perfectly fine." I added the last bit in a bit of sarcasm. I laughed at my own joke.

     "Well I was kinda lonely and I tried to teleport a gamer here named Clex Alletto, albeit from this world, not realizing human counterparts for ponies and gamers existed. I'm talking to you because I want to know if you're a threat, and usually, I'd see a colorful aura around what you levitated. So where is your horn?"

     All of a sudden, a white mare burst in. "Hi sis! I heard talking and came to see-" she trailed off as she saw me lightly waving around my two midnight-blue lightsabers. I turned to look at her. "You let a another human into equestria?! And with glowing swords?" I chuckled. "What's so funny, human?"

     "Just the fact you're yelling at Luna for summoning me, when she only needs a friend to play video games with, and you're responsible for some of my kind as well, your highness." I bowed sloppily as if to mock her for it. Luna laughed at this.

     "Guards!" Shouted Celestia. "Lock up this human in the dungeon!" Without further adieu, I put away my lightsabers, and put up a force barrier. Some used magic, some used brute force, and neither attacks prevailed. With my force barrier, I simply say there and explained rather loudly, as the guard continued their assaults, to Celestia about how harmless I am.

     She finally called off the guards, and led me to a spare bedroom just down the hall from Luna's with a deatb glare at her sister, as I walked along with the princess. Her rage just escalated. Eventually, she started yelling about how her sister was being stupid. I finally got her to look at me right in the eye. I then waved my hand and said, "You will calm down, and you will let me play video games with Luna. I saw a huge strain in her eyes trying to resist. She worked her jaw and began sweating as I repeated the mantra over and over, louder each time. then she finally gave in after about ten solid minutes.

     "I will calm down, and I will let you play video games with Luna."

     "You will go back to sleep."

     "I will go back to sleep."

     "You will be hospitable to me."

     "I will be hospitable to you."

     "You will allow me to keep my weapons and have meals sitting in between you and Luna."

     And so the exchange went back and forth for a little while longer until she promptly fell asleep (im surprised she lasted that long) and collapsed onto the guest bed. I made my way back to Luna's room, and she looked at me surprised. "How did you-"

     "Jedi mind trick. Works all the time, although your sister is pretty strong minded." I said casually as I plopped back down on the couch next to her.

      "Huh. I'll have to look that up sometime. And about my sister, that's a big no kidding." She said, before handing me a controller for a game called Mare of War. "You game?" She asked, almost as if she were taunting me.

     "Now why wouldn't I be?" We spent most half the night before Luna fell asleep, and she dropped the controller and collapsed, her head resting on my shoulder. I shut off the console, and put everything away before even moving an inch, (other than my hands) and put one hand under Luna's head, and the other grabbed a pillow. I then put her head on the pillow and was about to leave, until she suddenly started crying lightly, as if missing something. I hesitated, then gave her a small hug and planted a light kiss on her cheek. She smiled and rolled over.

     I went back to my room, to find Celestia had gone, and crawled in the massive bed. It smelled distinctly like cake. Before I knew it, I was asleep, and found myself having an awesome dream of living in Equestria. Oh look. Princess Luna is standing in the moon. *double take* "Ah Luna glad you could join me."

     All she said was, "thanks for the kiss." Before she left, and my dream went on until I woke up in the morning, my face blushing for the rest of the dream, from what she said. Most I didn't remeber from sheer embarrassment and surprise. "What-"