A force wielder in Equestria

     I woke up to the weirdest thing ever. RD had her face planted in a bowl of potato chips, practically cracking them all, and somehow Luna managed to get both her front hooves around my chest. For a moment, I layed there, enjoying the warmth. My eyes then shot open. I needed o go. I then wiggled out of my warm attacker's grasp which earned me a unconscious frown from Luna. As I was about to get out of the m, I was met by none other than Rarity. "What are you doing here?" I whispered, too groggy to bother even trying to read her mind.

     "Well I was just going to make your measurements while you were asleep so I could could make you some clothes." She stated truthfully.

     "Well you wouldn't have been able to anyways." I said, trying to wake myself up. "Luna somehow was snuggling me." I then was about to push past her until I asked, "Where's the bathroom?"

      "Uh, down the hall second door on your right." She said, suppressing a giggle. I then bolted, ran in, and relieved myself. As soon as I walked out, I bumped into Luna, who looked as equally as tired as I was.

      "Oops! Sorry Luna! Oh hey, how did you-" I got cut off as she pushed past me, into the bathroom. Oh yeah. No wonder why she was here. There was a long 'aah' as she too relieved herself. As I waited, I smelled my favorite food in the world. French toast. That's the only food I couldn't resist. I began to lick my lips as grew more and more impatient before I thought, Screw it. I bolted to the kitchen, licking my lips, eyes wide with excitement. To my surprise, there was a fair amount on each plate, including mine and I appeared to be the only one there. I felt a tug at the bottom of my shirt, causing me to look down. It was spike.

      "Umm... Even though Princess Luna said You barely eat anything, I hope you aren't angry I loaded you plate with Prench toast." He said sheepishly. So that's what it's called here. I thought. I then responded quit politely,

     "It's perfectly alright Spike. In fact, it's actually my favorite food in the world." I finished with a far off gaze into nowhere, causing spike to relax.

     "Well if you like when you finish, I made some more." He said with a grin.

      "Spike, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." I said as I sat down, putting the napkin next to my plate in my shirt collar like some pompous noble.

     "You have to wait until the others arrive. Sorry." Spike said.

"Thirty Minutes Later" came a mysterious voice, exactly thirty minutes later.

Since when did we get an announcer? I though at the seven ponies Sat down. I then immediately dug in, to the hilarity of Luna, who got questioning looks from the other six made was they began to eat. I signaled for Luna to explain while I ate. When I finished after a few minutes, spike came out with a double batch just for me, as if on cue. "Clex here hardly eats a thing. We had a pancake montage for breakfast yesterday, which he at only one single pancake. Looks like we found his weakness, or he was trying to show off for me." She then spoke up so I could hear. "So much for 'special powers', eh Clex?" I nudged her as I wiped off my face.

     "This is my only food weakness Luna." I said. "Now apologize!"

     "Make me." She retorted. I then picked  her up with the force so I could tickle her under the legs and rub her ears lightly. "F-fine. I'm sorry." She said, sighing with pleasure. "Just don't stop rubbing my ears." I looked over at the seven onlookers, who were on the brink of laughter. Yet I obliged, making her basically melt. "Ahhh that feels so good. Just marry me already." She said with a hint of sarcasm.

     "Mmm, not yet." I said as I began rubbing her stomach ridiculously, causing her to roll on her back like a dog.

     "Why does this feel so good!" She said as I kept on rubbing her. She slowly began to close her eyes until she fell asleep. She must have stayed up later than I thought. The seven then burst out laughing, albeit quietly, causing Luna to jerk in her sleep. I levitated her to her room, which I laid her on the bed. As I checked to make sure she was still asleep, I was pulled into a giant bear hug, forcing me into the bed alongside the sleeping goddess. RD came in looked, and silently laughed. I mouthed, 'HELP ME!' Which she shook her head to, and she got everypony else. I kept on mouthing in over and over until Luna planted a kiss on my head, which made me and the others freeze. That never happened before. I tried wiggling out of her grip, which she moved to compensate as she muzzled against my cheek. It was about this point that my eyes were as wide as saucers, and everypony was cutting out hearts. They each then put one at the edge of the bed where I could read it. They all read Clex x Luna forever. Luna licked her lips and rolled over, freeing me to jump up and tackle rainbow dash, waking Luna. She looked at the cards, then the six in the doorway, then me pinning RD to the floor,then back to the six. Her eyes were as small as pinpricks. This can only end well I though as I let up RD off the ground. I then said, "I guess I've got some explaining to do. I said, clapping my hands together.