Based of PISOT II over on Alternatehistory.com

Princess Celestia only wants to fulfil your values through friendship and Ponies. Never mind that you're a Pony who's only in this mess because you happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time because of the wrong career, and it doesn't matter if the Equestria she created for you bears only superficial resemblance to your memories; it's been nearly ten years since you last set foot on Equestrian soil, and it was a sub-optimal version of Equestria anyway...