Rainbow was always one to pay attention to where she was going when she flew around Ponyville. It's how she memorizes things after all. So when Rainbow crashed through a window because she was day dreaming while flying, you can imagine how embarrassed she was. Also, if there was another thing she was irritated by, it was getting random wingboners while she flew. I mean seriously, have you ever tried running with a boner? No fucking thank you. It made flying a pain in the ass for Rainbow, and other ponies laughed at her. I guess it wasn't her fault though. Stupid sexy Twilight. However, she was also as happy as one could be when they started dating someone. She couldn't contain her excitement, and even bragged to her work buddies about going out with the hottest mare in Ponyville, if not in all of Equestria! Then again, she was extremely biased, but who the hell cares! Rainbow was going to go meet Twilight so they could go on a date, but not before talking to Rarity, who asked to talk to Rainbow since Twilight was avoiding her so she didn't have to say anything about what happened as a way to get back at Rarity for leaving her behind. Rainbow wasn't too eager to talk to Rarity because she knew what was going to happen.

She flew down to Carousel Boutique and entered the door, causing a bell to ring.

"Hello and welcome to Carousel Boutique! How may I help... Oh! Rainbow darling, it's you!" Rarity could barely contain her excitement at Rainbow showing up. There was no way in Tartarus that she would let Rainbow walk out without hearing how the date went. She was secretly hoping that they did naughty things so she could write for her gossip column. Of course she would make them anonymous so no one found out Twilight was dating. That and she didn't want any erm "confrontation" as it were.

"Yeah, it's me." Rainbow could barely contain her excitement at the idea of girly gossip with THE drama queen. Rarity sensed the hint of sarcasm which I call less of a hint, and more of the subtlety of a bull in a china shop. Rainbow was horrible at hiding her sarcasm unlike Twilight. "I suppose i'll just get this shit over with." Rainbow muttered under breath. She hated gossip and she knew Rarity would overreact and squeal like those fillies in high school.

"Now darling... You must give me every little detail about your date with Twilight. Especially if's sexy or naughty." Rarity looked like a junkie trying to get her fix. Rainbow kept picturing wet mane Twilight and her nose would start to bleed.

"Fuck. It keeps happening!" Rainbow was going to end up anemic at this rate. She grabbed a tissue and plugged her nostrils and looked at Rarity who seemed to think that something sexy did happen. She went over the events of the date including Twilight falling into the fountain which caused her to have to fix her wings. Again.She excluded the kiss though. She knew that sharing that would only cause her more bullshit than she wanted to deal with at the moment.

"So... that's it? No kiss? That's boring." Rarity looked disappointed. She wanted something juicy to talk about. That date anything but. At least as much as Rarity knew anyway.

"Well I gotta be going. Meeting up with Twilight in a few minutes." Rainbow took off without letting Rarity say anything. "That... was close" Rainbow thought to herself. She only hoped she didn't have any wing problems when she saw Twilight. That would be embarrassing as hell.

Back at Twilight's castle, Twilight is lost in thought

Twilight was in one of those moments where she kinda stared off into space while day dreaming about Rainbow Dash. Ok so that was new for her. Not really. Well the kiss was anyway. Twilight sighed while going over the kiss she shared with her new marefriend. She had a goofy grin on her face and couldn't stop laughing. She was undeniably blissed out at the moment. Nothing could possibly drag her away from this moment. Except Rainbow Dash staring at her 3 inches from her face. Yeah. Wait, what?! Twilight sat up quickly and blushed violently.

"Oh! R-rainbow Dash! How long have you been there?! Twilight said nervously.

"About 3 minutes. And I was calling your name and waving. You feeling ok Twi?" Rainbow was a bit concerned about her.

"Oh, me? Yeah i'm fine." Twilight waved her hoof dismissively.

"You got the 'fine" part right." Rainbow muttered under her breath. I mean damn. Twilight had one of those flanks that made you double take and drool a little. Or least that's what Rainbow did. There was also the fact that Twilight sashayed when she walked, so it was hard not to stare... Fuck! Rainbow had another wingboner. She quickly put her wings back in place before Twilight noticed anything and grinned awkwardly. Getting a raging boner in front of the pony you love is horrible. Especially if no sex is happening that night. Rainbow drifted off and thought about Twilight moaning and blushing with her hooves covering her face as she told Rainbow how embarrassed she was. It took a lot of effort not to just jump her right then, but she knew that it would not end well. She might get blasted with magic or Twilight might teleport away. She wanted neither of those so she contained herself.

"So... You ready to go Rainbow?" She noticed Rainbow staring rather intently at Twilight and drooling a bit. 'Rainbow? Helloooo!" Twilight waved at her which caused Rainbow Dash to snap back from Sexy Twilight Land and back to reality.

"Oh. Yeah i'm ready Twi! I'm always ready." Rainbow was sweating and grinning nervously, hoping Twi didn't think she was weird or anything. Twilight thought nothing of the statement she made and Rainbow wiped her forehead. She planned on "handling" her issue later that night when she was alone.

Author's Note

Never go out in public and try to fly with a wingboner.