Rainbow Scratch Adventuresby Just A Fabulous CatChaptersDevil CatA Royal PainDriving Ponies InsaneThe Great And Powerful AnnoyanceDash Is Almost BuckedRevenge Is Best Served As A CatDevil CatTwilight stood in front of Rainbow Dash with a spell book. "Are you sure you want to be a cat? There are many other animals you could be." "Yes! Just do the spell already." Twilight was unsatisfied with her answer. "The side affects could be terrible." Rainbow Dash groaned. "Turn me in to a cat NOW." Twilight read the spell. "Whiskers and fur, claws and paws, turn this pegasus in to a cat!" Rainbow Dash began to shrink. Then her tail got longer. Her ears got more triangular and her snout became slightly shorter. After about a minute she was a winged cat. Rainbow Dash examined her new body. She still had her wings and cutie mark. She the realized that her cutie mark was a problem. "Can you remove my cutie mark so no one knows its me?" Twilight nodded and blasted magic at Rainbow Dash's flank. The cutie mark immediately vanished. "Buck yeah!" She yelled. She was going to annoy everyone. And no pony would know its was her. She couldn't wait to see their reactions. She rubbed her paws together evilly and grinned as she thought about how she could torture every pony. She then tried to run to the door but fell. I gotta get used to this She thought. She got to her feet and slowly walked to the door. She flew up and tried to turn the know but she couldn't. "Can I get some help?" Twilight used her magic to open the door. Rainbow Dash slowly walked out and tried to get use to walking on paws. She discovered that it was easier to walk on her toes. She then practiced running. At first she kept falling. Eventually she could run as fast as she could fly. She then began to hunt for her first victim. Rainbow dash flew up and scanned the area for one of her friends. She always had fun irritating them. She spotted Fluttershy sitting on a bench. Rainbow Dash thought about what she was going to do and grinned. She flew off towards Fluttershy. Rainbow dash landed right in front of her and meowed loudly. Fluttershy grumbled and looked to see the blue winged cat in front of her. She was going to yell but when she saw how cute the cat was she softened her voice. "Um..can you please stop meowing?" She asked quietly. Rainbow Dash stopped and began to lick her paws like any normal cat would do. Fluttershy sighed with relief and began to close her eyes. She then began to lower her head. The cat leaped on to Fluttershy's head with a soft thud. It then curled up and closed her eyes. Fluttershy just sat there. The cat's tail was getting in her eyes. Then she spoke. "Could you please...um...not sit on my head?" Rainbow Dash continued to nap satisfied with her prank. Fluttershy simply sat there not wanting to be rude and wake up the cat. She simply sat there allowing Rainbow Dash to nap on her head. Eventually she fell asleep with the blue cat's tail in her face. After a half hour Rainbow Dash decided she had tortured Fluttershy enough. She flew off her head and strode off in search of a new victim. After a few minutes of searching she spotted Applejack selling apples. Perfect she thought. When Applejack wasn't looking she flew on to the apples. When Applejack saw the cat she grumbled. "Get off of them apples cat!" She shouted. She then swatted a hoof at her. Rainbow Dash hissed at swatted at her hoof. "Ow! Get off now you pest! No pony wants furry apples!" She shook the cart in an attempt to make the cat fall. Apples began to fall down. Applejack immediately stopped when she saw this. Rainbow Dash then began to claw at the apples. She grinned as Applejack's face went red. But when Applejack began to approach her her grin turned in to a frown. She's gonna kill me! "SHOO!" She yelled. She then pushed the cat off her apples. A shocked Rainbow Dash did a face plant in the dirt. But when she saw the look on Applejack's face she smiled. "Totally worth it." She said with satisfaction. Then she flew above the cart and began meowing loudly. Applejack looked up and growled. "Git away!" She shouted. Rainbow Dash continued to meow loudly. When Applejack didn't respond she began to yowl. Applejack along with other ponies put her hooves over her ears. She then picked up an apple and threw it at the cat. "Shut up!" Rainbow dash had not been expecting this and the apple hit her in the flank. She yowled with shock and fell face first in to the dirt again. She grumbled and got up. It was obvious if she messed with Applejack anymore she would get killed. She began to hunt for her next victim. She wondered for a bit wondering about who she should annoy. She looked up and saw that the sun was setting. She began to head towards home. As Rainbow Dash walked home she saw three small figures in the distance. She began to plan on how she was going to annoy them. Rainbow dash flew up and spotted the Cutie Mark crusaders. She flew right in front of them. She then began to yowl. The foals looked forward to see the winged cat. They all covered their ears. Then Scootaloo had an idea. She was the first to speak. "What if we get our cutie mark in cat catching?" Rainbow Dash instantly stopped. The girls nodded in agreement. "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS CAT CATCHERS, YAY!" When Twilight heard this she looked out the window and saw the scene. "Dear Celestia what have I done?" A Royal PainRainbow Dash ran as fast as she could. Scootaloo hopped on to her scooter and began to chase Rainbow Dash. Applebloom and Sweetie bell tried to keep up. Rainbow Dash ran around in circles with the foals chasing her. Twilight was about to fly out and rescue the winged cat but Spike stopped her. "What the heck spike?!" Spike sighed. How could she not know this? "She wanted to be a cat. She should face the consequences." Spike looked back at the scene. "And its entertaining." Twilight thought about this for a moment. "I guess your right." The alicorn and dragon watched the foals attempt to catch the cat. Twilight even retrieved two chairs for her and Spike. Then Rainbow Dash remembered something. I can fly! She darted up in to the sky and landed on a cloud. She looked around for the orange pegasus. She was no where to be seen. Rainbow Dash calmed down. "Phew." But that wasn't the end of it. Scootaloo jumped in to the air and flapped her wings as hard as she could. And she began to fly. Her friends watched with awe and cheered her on. Rainbow Dash put her paw to her forehead. "Come on! Just now she can fly?!" She yowled. Scootaloo was gaining speed. Rainbow Dash flew away as fast as she could. But Scootaloo was getting faster by the second. Rainbow Dash flapped her cat wings as hard as she could. She even did a sonic rainboom. Or maybe it could be called a sonic catboom. But Scootaloo just had to be a naturally fast flier. She suddenly felt hooves on her flank. "Gottcha!" Rainbow dash tried to free herself but it was no use. She was captured. Scootalo instantly looked at her flank. No cutie mark. She sighed and out of sadness dropped Rainbow Dash. She yelped with confusion and just managed to save herself from certain pain. Scootaloo didn't even notice. She just flew down to her friends and sighed. "Guess we aren't meant to catch cats." Sweetie bell said. "But what if we tried dogs?" The girls smiled. They put there hooves together and shouted,"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS DOG CATCHERS, YAY!" Rainbow Dash yet again put her paw to her face. Will they ever learn? She sighed and sat on a cloud for a while. Spike moaned. "Awww its over." He mumbled. He and Twilight went back inside the castle. Rainbow found the cloud quite comfortable. She curled up and closed her eyes. When she woke up it was the start of a new day. A new day to annoy people. And she knew just the pony to annoy....She would annoy Twilight! She creeped in to Twilight's home. She then slowly went upstairs and in to Twilight's room. She had the perfect plan. Twilight was still asleep and some pony had to wake her. Or some cat...She leaped on to Twilight's face. "Grrgfhh..Get off!" She yelled! Rainbow Dash ignored her yell and began to yowl. Twilight groaned and pushed Rainbow Dash off her. Rainbow dash landed on the floor and meowed again. Twilight looked at the cat. "I know its you Rainbow Dash." Rainbow Dash stopped meowing. She had a better idea. She walked towards the bed and began clawing it. It looked really expensive so she hacked a hairball on it also. Twilight turned bright red. "WHAT THE BUCK RAINBOW DASH?!" Rainbow Dash smiled with glee. Another pony ticked off. Another job done well. Twilight then had an idea. "That's it your gonna be a pony again!" Rainbow Dash's eyed widened. She made a run for it. Twilight smiled with satisfaction and went back to bed. Rainbow Dash darted out the window and hovered in the air. Who should she annoy now. She looked at Canterlot in the distance. Why not annoy all the princesses? She thought. She meowed evily. This was going to be fun... She flew on to the balcony of the palace. Luna was inside sleeping. She slowly creeped in. Luna was spread out over her bed with her mouth open. She snored louder than that dragon she and her friends had confronted before. She thought about what she should do. She had it. She leaped on to the bed and began to play with her back hooves. Luna instantly woke up. "You shallth noth pass!" She yelled sleepily as she darted in to the air. She looked around and realized it was just a cat. "I should stop watching the Hobbit and Lord of The Rings at night..." She mumbled. She looked at the cat again. It had wings. "What the?" Luna landed in front of the cat and examined it closely. She shrugged and began to walk out of the room. Rainbow dash took advantage of the moment and leaped at Luna's tail. "Ow! What the heck?" She turned around to see the blue winged cat attacking her tail. For some odd reason Luna was angered by this. A strange cat was touching her tail. Her tail. She then snapped. "NO BODY TOUCHES THE ROYAL TAIL!" She yelled. She picked up the cat with her magic and chucked it out the window. Rainbow dash yowled as she hurled to the ground. "A shooting cat!" A watching foal yelled. Rainbow Dash surprisingly landed on her feet. She groaned with pain. Her feet hurt horribly. Note to self: Don't annoy princesses She thought about what would have happened if she had targeted Celestia. The very thought made her shiver. She would have set me on fire and banished me to the moon! The thought was terrible. She flew back to Ponyville to figure out who to annoy next. Driving Ponies InsaneRainbow dash decided it was time to annoy Rarity. She landed in front of her house/shop. Lucky for her there was a cat flap. Rainbow dash crawled in and spotted Rarity making a new dress. She strode up and leaped on the Cloth she was using. When Rarity saw this she nearly screamed. "Get off that cloth you filthy cat!" she yelled. Rainbow dash simply sat there and began to lick her paws. Rarity cringed when she saw this. She picked up the cat with her magic and placed it on her table. She then continued her work. Rainbow dash was not satisfied with this. She began to lick her fur until she felt a hairball in her throat. When rarity walked by she then hacked it on to her mane. She screamed as if she was being stabbed. She ran in to her bathroom and using her magic she pulled out of her hair. Rarity then began to cry. "My mane! My beautiful mane!" She then glared at the smirking cat. "You.." She picked up the hairball with her magic and hurled it at the cat.Rainbow dash was expecting this and she dodged it with ease. Rarity was still ticked. She began to pick up her sewing needles with her magic. When Rainbow dash saw this she knew she had gone too far. She then began to throw the needles at the cat. Rainbow dash began dodging them matrix style. Rarity laughed evilly as she threw them at the cat. "Dance little kitty! Dance!" Rainbow dash made it to a open window and flew out as fast as she could. Rarity didn't notice and she kept throwing needles. No one messed with her mane.Then Sweetie bell came down stairs. "Hey big si-" When she saw what was happening she stopped mid sentence. " I'll ask you another time. You seem pretty busy being insane." Sweetie bell then ran upstairs and closed her door and locked it. For some odd reason Rainbow dash continued to bother ponies. She spotted Pinkie pie in the distance. "Purrrfect." She meowed. She slowly crawled towards the party pony. She was careful to not make a sound. When she wad close enough she pounced on to her mane. Pinkie looked at her mane when she felt tugging. She gasped. "OH MY GOD!! A BLUE WINGED CAT THAT LOOKS LIKE RAINBOW DASH!!" She scooped up the cat and snuggled it. Rainbow dash meowed in protest. "Whats that? You want to throw a party Rainbow scratch? OKAY!!!!" Pinkie pie dragged the struggling blue cat in to her home. After a few minutes of decorating and baking Pinkie pie dragged the cat upstairs. "RAINBOW SCRATCH PARTY YAY!" She yelled. There was loud music playing and party decorations everywhere. Rainbow dash tried to escape. Pinkie pie leaped in to the air and accidentally pushed Rainbow dash In to a balloon. It instantly popped. Pinkie pie stopped dancing. She glared at Rainbow dash. Her mane and tail went flat. "How dare you ruin my party..." she whispered. Rainbow dash swallowed with fear. Pinkie was going insane like Rarity. Then again Pinkie has always been insane. Pinkie walked over to her dresser a pulled out a knife. "Party destroyer must pay...." she whispered. Rainbow dash was shaking. She had broke Pinkie pie. Or she was on her period. Pinkie was always completely insane on her period. She then heard knocking on the door. Then they heard a voice. It was Mrs. Cake. Pinkie quickly put the knife away and her mane got poofy again. She ran to the door and opened it. "Yes Mrs. Cake?" She said with a big smile on her face. "We have some extra muffins downstairs if you want them." "Ooooo muffins!" She ran downstairs as fast as she could. Rainbow dash sighed with relief. She never realized how dark her friends were. The Great And Powerful AnnoyanceWhile Rainbow dash was flying she saw Trixe doing a performance. This was going to be fun. As she flew lower she began to hear what she was saying. "The Great and Powerful Trixe will now vanquish this evil three headed lion!" Using a spell she made a three headed lion appear. Anyone with eyes could tell that it was fake. People began to leave. "Wait! I haven't even killed it yet!" Then Rainbow dash swooped in. She began to meow. "Rowwwwwwowoworaaaalllllll!" Ponies looked back to see the pegasus cat yowling. Trixe growled. "Shut up you stupid cat!" She yelled. Rainbow dash did stop. Then she walked towards Trixe and began to claw her cape. "Hey! Shoo!" She tried to make the cat go away but it kept on scratching her cape. Ponies began to return to watch Trixe be harassed by a cat. Rainbow dash then added a hairball on it. And she had to go pee...."THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXE WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED IN PUBLIC BY A CAT!" Ponies were laughing at the sight. Trixe tried to swat the cat but it dodged her hoof. The crowd of ponies began to grow. Rainbow dash then flew up in the sky. She then dived down and stole Trixe's hat. "THAT HAT COSTED 30$!" She shrieked. Rainbow dash levitated in the air and chewed on the tip. Trixe was getting annoyed. She then picked the cat up with her magic and tried to throw it away. Rainbow dash was expecting this and she quickly saved herself. Trixe's horn began to glow. Someone is the crowd whisperes,"She's gonna blow up that cat!" A blue blast of magic then came from Trixe's horn. Rainbow dash dived down. Trixe stomped her hoof with frustration. When she tried to walk away her hoof got caught on her cape and she fell over on it. And it was wet. She yelled with anger and teleported off the stage. Rainbow dash smiled. The crowd began to leave and soon the stage was empty. Rainbow dash landed on the stage and began to clean herself. Then she heard hoof steps. Before she could run away Trixe had her in her magic. "Gotcha now! Say goodbye to life..." She began to squeeze Rainbow dash. Luckily Fluttershy had been walking by to see Trixe do this. She turned red. She then leaped at Trixe while yelling,"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Trixe was pinned to the floor in a matter of seconds. She instantly dropped Rainbow dash. She flew up in to the air and watched what was happening. "How DARE you hurt that poor little kitty cat!" She screamed. Trixe flattened her ears. "B-But it was being annoying!" She complained. Fluttershy glared at Trixe. "The Great and Powerful Trixe will now run away!" She screamed. She then escaped Fluttershy and ran away. Fluttershy then walked off grumbling about something Rainbow dash couldn't hear. Celestia was sitting in her throne waiting for her next visitor. A guard then walked up with a blue pony by his side. "Your next visitor Princess." She dismissed the guard and looked at the blue unicorn. "What is your problem?" She asked. Trixe began to speak. "There is an annoying blue cat with wings that is terrorizing the ponies of Ponyville!" Celestia raised and eyebrow at her. "You couldn't have just called animal control?" Trixe continued talking. "There is no animal control in Ponyville." Celestia thought about this. It had been a long time since she actually checked out Ponyville. But what would she do? Then she had an idea. "Luna!" She yelled. Luna appeared in front of Celestia. "What is it Tia?" She asked. "You are going to go catch a blue winged cat in Ponyville." Luna moaned. "Why can't you go and catch it yourself?" She complained. "I am busy....uh....meeting ponies." She said. Luna groaned. "Fine." She walked up to Trixe. "Show me where this cat is." Trixe galloped out of the castle with Luna following here. Celestia then began to make arrangements to visit Ponyville. She needed to figure out what else wasn't there. Dash Is Almost BuckedRainbow dash sat on a cloud thinking about what had happened to her ever since she became a cat. She had apple thrown at her, she had been dropped, she had been threatened, she had been thrown out a window, had needles thrown at her, nearly got stabbed, and nearly Got strangled. Yet she still annoyed ponies. She was basically insane. She sighed and curled up in to a ball. She was exhausted. Luna carried a net with her magic and hunted for the cat. The sooner she got it the sooner she could leave. Where was this thing? She had looked everywhere for it. She decided she would take a break. Luna flew up to a cloud and sat on it. She felt something odd..."OWWWW!" She flew up. She had been siting on a cat and it had scratched her. Then she realized it was the cat that had bit her tail. She narrowed her eyes at it. Things had just gotten personal. She lunged at the cat with her net. When Rainbow dash had realized she was being hunted she flew off. Luna was close behind her. Rainbow dash flapped her tiny cat wings as hard as she could. Why did she mess with Luna? Luna was gaining speed. Rainbow dash flew as fast as she could. Rainbow dash saw a huge tree and had an idea. She flew towards it as fast as she could. She would pull up at last moment. Just as she was about to pull up a bee flew in to her face. She yowled and hit the tree. Luna crashed right in to her. They both fell down to the ground with a loud thud. Twilight had heard this and she ran out of her castle to see what happened. "What the buck?!" She screamed. A blue cat was right on Luna's face. Luna was on her back with her legs sprawled out. When Rainbow dash heard Twilight's voice she made a run for it. Twilight picked her up just in time with her magic. I'm bucked She thought. Twilight glared at Rainbow dash then walked over to Luna and shoved Rainbow dash forward. I don't want to die young! she thought. "Was this cat bothering you?" She asked. Luna rubbed her head and looked up. "I don't remember a thing." Twilight growled. VICTORY! Rainbow dash thought. Twilight then set Rainbow dash down and she bolted away. She could continue being a cat and annoy people! WHOO! Now she needed to find a pony to annoy.... Revenge Is Best Served As A CatShe needed to be more careful. Ponies were getting angry. Well they were already getting angry. Then they are getting angrier! But she didn't want to annoy a pony. She had a certain griffon in mind. Her name was Gilda. And revenge is what she wanted. "BWAHAHAHAHAHA- Ereckereck." She began to cough. While she was laughing she had brought up a hairball. One of the cons of being a cat. She spread her wings out and jumped up in to the sky. She knew exactly where Gilda would be a this time of day. Hunting in the forest. Gilda sniffed the ground for any signs of a mouse. Nothing. She continued to walk with her head pointed to the ground trying to find any signs of prey. She soon got a scent. But the scent of a cat. She licked her beak. She didn't mind the occasional cat. She lowered herself to the ground and began to follow the sent. Within a few minutes she saw the cat. It had wings. And it was blue. That's odd But she shrugged. She'll eat it anyway. She slowed down to a crawl and began to creep up on her prey. She gently set down each of her claws and paws to make sure she didn't make any noise. Only a few feet away. She prepared herself to leap. The blue cat looked up and saw her. Now! She thought. She lunged and stretched out her claws. Rainbow dash managed to fly up. Gilda ended up crashing in to a tree. "FU*K!" She screamed. Even though she had nearly been killed Rainbow dash laughed. Gilda looked up and growled. Prey laughing at her? She leaped again trying to capture Rainbow dash in her talons. Rainbow had been to busy laughing and ended up getting caught. "OWWWWWWW!" She shrieked as she was dragged to the ground. She tried swatting a paw at her face. This only made her angrier. "IM GONNA DIE!" She yowled. "SOME PONY HELP!" No use. She was trapped. I don't want to be bird food! She thought. Gilda then noticed something odd about this cat. First of all why did it have wings. And why was it blue? And why was its tails rainbow colored? And why did it have a mane? It then hit her. "Rainbow dash?" She asked. Rainbow nodded. Gilda immediately released her. But Rainbow dash wasn't about to let her chance to annoy Gilda slip by. She began to hack up a hairball. "Ewww gross!" Gilda shrieked. Rainbow dash then swatted it at her. She was sure to make it look like a mistake. Gilda yelped and swatted it off of her. "Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!" She shivered at the grossness of what had just been on her. Rainbow dash smiled. "One point for Rainbow dash." She whispered to herself. Now what to do next? Hmmmmmm....She had an idea. Gilda then spoke. "You are a-a cat? HOW?!" Rainbow dash took advantage of the moment. She began to meow very annoyingly pretending she was trying to explain. Gilda covered her ears. "Okay you can stop now!" She yelled. Rainbow dash stopped. "Two points for Rainbow dash." Now for her plan. She walked behind Gilda. "Hey what the he-OW!" Rainbow dash was nibbling on Gilda's tail. Gilda grumbled to herself. "She must have gotten a cat mind too." Gilda picked up Rainbow dash with her talons and placed her on the ground in front of her. "I gotta hunt." Gilda then began to walk off sniffing the ground for mice. Rainbow dash followed. Gilda was preparing herself to leap on to the small mouse in front of her. "I'm sorry you have to die. But I am a griffon. And you...you are a pathetic mouse." She was just about to lunge when a certain blue cat leaped in front of her. "DAMMIT RAINBOW DASH!" She yelled. Rainbow dash knew it was time to leave or she would be in Gilda's stomach. She darted up in to the air laughing. She then flew off in the direction of Ponyville. Gilda just swore to herself and looked for prey again.
Devil CatTwilight stood in front of Rainbow Dash with a spell book. "Are you sure you want to be a cat? There are many other animals you could be." "Yes! Just do the spell already." Twilight was unsatisfied with her answer. "The side affects could be terrible." Rainbow Dash groaned. "Turn me in to a cat NOW." Twilight read the spell. "Whiskers and fur, claws and paws, turn this pegasus in to a cat!" Rainbow Dash began to shrink. Then her tail got longer. Her ears got more triangular and her snout became slightly shorter. After about a minute she was a winged cat. Rainbow Dash examined her new body. She still had her wings and cutie mark. She the realized that her cutie mark was a problem. "Can you remove my cutie mark so no one knows its me?" Twilight nodded and blasted magic at Rainbow Dash's flank. The cutie mark immediately vanished. "Buck yeah!" She yelled. She was going to annoy everyone. And no pony would know its was her. She couldn't wait to see their reactions. She rubbed her paws together evilly and grinned as she thought about how she could torture every pony. She then tried to run to the door but fell. I gotta get used to this She thought. She got to her feet and slowly walked to the door. She flew up and tried to turn the know but she couldn't. "Can I get some help?" Twilight used her magic to open the door. Rainbow Dash slowly walked out and tried to get use to walking on paws. She discovered that it was easier to walk on her toes. She then practiced running. At first she kept falling. Eventually she could run as fast as she could fly. She then began to hunt for her first victim. Rainbow dash flew up and scanned the area for one of her friends. She always had fun irritating them. She spotted Fluttershy sitting on a bench. Rainbow Dash thought about what she was going to do and grinned. She flew off towards Fluttershy. Rainbow dash landed right in front of her and meowed loudly. Fluttershy grumbled and looked to see the blue winged cat in front of her. She was going to yell but when she saw how cute the cat was she softened her voice. "Um..can you please stop meowing?" She asked quietly. Rainbow Dash stopped and began to lick her paws like any normal cat would do. Fluttershy sighed with relief and began to close her eyes. She then began to lower her head. The cat leaped on to Fluttershy's head with a soft thud. It then curled up and closed her eyes. Fluttershy just sat there. The cat's tail was getting in her eyes. Then she spoke. "Could you please...um...not sit on my head?" Rainbow Dash continued to nap satisfied with her prank. Fluttershy simply sat there not wanting to be rude and wake up the cat. She simply sat there allowing Rainbow Dash to nap on her head. Eventually she fell asleep with the blue cat's tail in her face. After a half hour Rainbow Dash decided she had tortured Fluttershy enough. She flew off her head and strode off in search of a new victim. After a few minutes of searching she spotted Applejack selling apples. Perfect she thought. When Applejack wasn't looking she flew on to the apples. When Applejack saw the cat she grumbled. "Get off of them apples cat!" She shouted. She then swatted a hoof at her. Rainbow Dash hissed at swatted at her hoof. "Ow! Get off now you pest! No pony wants furry apples!" She shook the cart in an attempt to make the cat fall. Apples began to fall down. Applejack immediately stopped when she saw this. Rainbow Dash then began to claw at the apples. She grinned as Applejack's face went red. But when Applejack began to approach her her grin turned in to a frown. She's gonna kill me! "SHOO!" She yelled. She then pushed the cat off her apples. A shocked Rainbow Dash did a face plant in the dirt. But when she saw the look on Applejack's face she smiled. "Totally worth it." She said with satisfaction. Then she flew above the cart and began meowing loudly. Applejack looked up and growled. "Git away!" She shouted. Rainbow Dash continued to meow loudly. When Applejack didn't respond she began to yowl. Applejack along with other ponies put her hooves over her ears. She then picked up an apple and threw it at the cat. "Shut up!" Rainbow dash had not been expecting this and the apple hit her in the flank. She yowled with shock and fell face first in to the dirt again. She grumbled and got up. It was obvious if she messed with Applejack anymore she would get killed. She began to hunt for her next victim. She wondered for a bit wondering about who she should annoy. She looked up and saw that the sun was setting. She began to head towards home. As Rainbow Dash walked home she saw three small figures in the distance. She began to plan on how she was going to annoy them. Rainbow dash flew up and spotted the Cutie Mark crusaders. She flew right in front of them. She then began to yowl. The foals looked forward to see the winged cat. They all covered their ears. Then Scootaloo had an idea. She was the first to speak. "What if we get our cutie mark in cat catching?" Rainbow Dash instantly stopped. The girls nodded in agreement. "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS CAT CATCHERS, YAY!" When Twilight heard this she looked out the window and saw the scene. "Dear Celestia what have I done?"
A Royal PainRainbow Dash ran as fast as she could. Scootaloo hopped on to her scooter and began to chase Rainbow Dash. Applebloom and Sweetie bell tried to keep up. Rainbow Dash ran around in circles with the foals chasing her. Twilight was about to fly out and rescue the winged cat but Spike stopped her. "What the heck spike?!" Spike sighed. How could she not know this? "She wanted to be a cat. She should face the consequences." Spike looked back at the scene. "And its entertaining." Twilight thought about this for a moment. "I guess your right." The alicorn and dragon watched the foals attempt to catch the cat. Twilight even retrieved two chairs for her and Spike. Then Rainbow Dash remembered something. I can fly! She darted up in to the sky and landed on a cloud. She looked around for the orange pegasus. She was no where to be seen. Rainbow Dash calmed down. "Phew." But that wasn't the end of it. Scootaloo jumped in to the air and flapped her wings as hard as she could. And she began to fly. Her friends watched with awe and cheered her on. Rainbow Dash put her paw to her forehead. "Come on! Just now she can fly?!" She yowled. Scootaloo was gaining speed. Rainbow Dash flew away as fast as she could. But Scootaloo was getting faster by the second. Rainbow Dash flapped her cat wings as hard as she could. She even did a sonic rainboom. Or maybe it could be called a sonic catboom. But Scootaloo just had to be a naturally fast flier. She suddenly felt hooves on her flank. "Gottcha!" Rainbow dash tried to free herself but it was no use. She was captured. Scootalo instantly looked at her flank. No cutie mark. She sighed and out of sadness dropped Rainbow Dash. She yelped with confusion and just managed to save herself from certain pain. Scootaloo didn't even notice. She just flew down to her friends and sighed. "Guess we aren't meant to catch cats." Sweetie bell said. "But what if we tried dogs?" The girls smiled. They put there hooves together and shouted,"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS DOG CATCHERS, YAY!" Rainbow Dash yet again put her paw to her face. Will they ever learn? She sighed and sat on a cloud for a while. Spike moaned. "Awww its over." He mumbled. He and Twilight went back inside the castle. Rainbow found the cloud quite comfortable. She curled up and closed her eyes. When she woke up it was the start of a new day. A new day to annoy people. And she knew just the pony to annoy....She would annoy Twilight! She creeped in to Twilight's home. She then slowly went upstairs and in to Twilight's room. She had the perfect plan. Twilight was still asleep and some pony had to wake her. Or some cat...She leaped on to Twilight's face. "Grrgfhh..Get off!" She yelled! Rainbow Dash ignored her yell and began to yowl. Twilight groaned and pushed Rainbow Dash off her. Rainbow dash landed on the floor and meowed again. Twilight looked at the cat. "I know its you Rainbow Dash." Rainbow Dash stopped meowing. She had a better idea. She walked towards the bed and began clawing it. It looked really expensive so she hacked a hairball on it also. Twilight turned bright red. "WHAT THE BUCK RAINBOW DASH?!" Rainbow Dash smiled with glee. Another pony ticked off. Another job done well. Twilight then had an idea. "That's it your gonna be a pony again!" Rainbow Dash's eyed widened. She made a run for it. Twilight smiled with satisfaction and went back to bed. Rainbow Dash darted out the window and hovered in the air. Who should she annoy now. She looked at Canterlot in the distance. Why not annoy all the princesses? She thought. She meowed evily. This was going to be fun... She flew on to the balcony of the palace. Luna was inside sleeping. She slowly creeped in. Luna was spread out over her bed with her mouth open. She snored louder than that dragon she and her friends had confronted before. She thought about what she should do. She had it. She leaped on to the bed and began to play with her back hooves. Luna instantly woke up. "You shallth noth pass!" She yelled sleepily as she darted in to the air. She looked around and realized it was just a cat. "I should stop watching the Hobbit and Lord of The Rings at night..." She mumbled. She looked at the cat again. It had wings. "What the?" Luna landed in front of the cat and examined it closely. She shrugged and began to walk out of the room. Rainbow dash took advantage of the moment and leaped at Luna's tail. "Ow! What the heck?" She turned around to see the blue winged cat attacking her tail. For some odd reason Luna was angered by this. A strange cat was touching her tail. Her tail. She then snapped. "NO BODY TOUCHES THE ROYAL TAIL!" She yelled. She picked up the cat with her magic and chucked it out the window. Rainbow dash yowled as she hurled to the ground. "A shooting cat!" A watching foal yelled. Rainbow Dash surprisingly landed on her feet. She groaned with pain. Her feet hurt horribly. Note to self: Don't annoy princesses She thought about what would have happened if she had targeted Celestia. The very thought made her shiver. She would have set me on fire and banished me to the moon! The thought was terrible. She flew back to Ponyville to figure out who to annoy next.
Driving Ponies InsaneRainbow dash decided it was time to annoy Rarity. She landed in front of her house/shop. Lucky for her there was a cat flap. Rainbow dash crawled in and spotted Rarity making a new dress. She strode up and leaped on the Cloth she was using. When Rarity saw this she nearly screamed. "Get off that cloth you filthy cat!" she yelled. Rainbow dash simply sat there and began to lick her paws. Rarity cringed when she saw this. She picked up the cat with her magic and placed it on her table. She then continued her work. Rainbow dash was not satisfied with this. She began to lick her fur until she felt a hairball in her throat. When rarity walked by she then hacked it on to her mane. She screamed as if she was being stabbed. She ran in to her bathroom and using her magic she pulled out of her hair. Rarity then began to cry. "My mane! My beautiful mane!" She then glared at the smirking cat. "You.." She picked up the hairball with her magic and hurled it at the cat.Rainbow dash was expecting this and she dodged it with ease. Rarity was still ticked. She began to pick up her sewing needles with her magic. When Rainbow dash saw this she knew she had gone too far. She then began to throw the needles at the cat. Rainbow dash began dodging them matrix style. Rarity laughed evilly as she threw them at the cat. "Dance little kitty! Dance!" Rainbow dash made it to a open window and flew out as fast as she could. Rarity didn't notice and she kept throwing needles. No one messed with her mane.Then Sweetie bell came down stairs. "Hey big si-" When she saw what was happening she stopped mid sentence. " I'll ask you another time. You seem pretty busy being insane." Sweetie bell then ran upstairs and closed her door and locked it. For some odd reason Rainbow dash continued to bother ponies. She spotted Pinkie pie in the distance. "Purrrfect." She meowed. She slowly crawled towards the party pony. She was careful to not make a sound. When she wad close enough she pounced on to her mane. Pinkie looked at her mane when she felt tugging. She gasped. "OH MY GOD!! A BLUE WINGED CAT THAT LOOKS LIKE RAINBOW DASH!!" She scooped up the cat and snuggled it. Rainbow dash meowed in protest. "Whats that? You want to throw a party Rainbow scratch? OKAY!!!!" Pinkie pie dragged the struggling blue cat in to her home. After a few minutes of decorating and baking Pinkie pie dragged the cat upstairs. "RAINBOW SCRATCH PARTY YAY!" She yelled. There was loud music playing and party decorations everywhere. Rainbow dash tried to escape. Pinkie pie leaped in to the air and accidentally pushed Rainbow dash In to a balloon. It instantly popped. Pinkie pie stopped dancing. She glared at Rainbow dash. Her mane and tail went flat. "How dare you ruin my party..." she whispered. Rainbow dash swallowed with fear. Pinkie was going insane like Rarity. Then again Pinkie has always been insane. Pinkie walked over to her dresser a pulled out a knife. "Party destroyer must pay...." she whispered. Rainbow dash was shaking. She had broke Pinkie pie. Or she was on her period. Pinkie was always completely insane on her period. She then heard knocking on the door. Then they heard a voice. It was Mrs. Cake. Pinkie quickly put the knife away and her mane got poofy again. She ran to the door and opened it. "Yes Mrs. Cake?" She said with a big smile on her face. "We have some extra muffins downstairs if you want them." "Ooooo muffins!" She ran downstairs as fast as she could. Rainbow dash sighed with relief. She never realized how dark her friends were.
The Great And Powerful AnnoyanceWhile Rainbow dash was flying she saw Trixe doing a performance. This was going to be fun. As she flew lower she began to hear what she was saying. "The Great and Powerful Trixe will now vanquish this evil three headed lion!" Using a spell she made a three headed lion appear. Anyone with eyes could tell that it was fake. People began to leave. "Wait! I haven't even killed it yet!" Then Rainbow dash swooped in. She began to meow. "Rowwwwwwowoworaaaalllllll!" Ponies looked back to see the pegasus cat yowling. Trixe growled. "Shut up you stupid cat!" She yelled. Rainbow dash did stop. Then she walked towards Trixe and began to claw her cape. "Hey! Shoo!" She tried to make the cat go away but it kept on scratching her cape. Ponies began to return to watch Trixe be harassed by a cat. Rainbow dash then added a hairball on it. And she had to go pee...."THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXE WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED IN PUBLIC BY A CAT!" Ponies were laughing at the sight. Trixe tried to swat the cat but it dodged her hoof. The crowd of ponies began to grow. Rainbow dash then flew up in the sky. She then dived down and stole Trixe's hat. "THAT HAT COSTED 30$!" She shrieked. Rainbow dash levitated in the air and chewed on the tip. Trixe was getting annoyed. She then picked the cat up with her magic and tried to throw it away. Rainbow dash was expecting this and she quickly saved herself. Trixe's horn began to glow. Someone is the crowd whisperes,"She's gonna blow up that cat!" A blue blast of magic then came from Trixe's horn. Rainbow dash dived down. Trixe stomped her hoof with frustration. When she tried to walk away her hoof got caught on her cape and she fell over on it. And it was wet. She yelled with anger and teleported off the stage. Rainbow dash smiled. The crowd began to leave and soon the stage was empty. Rainbow dash landed on the stage and began to clean herself. Then she heard hoof steps. Before she could run away Trixe had her in her magic. "Gotcha now! Say goodbye to life..." She began to squeeze Rainbow dash. Luckily Fluttershy had been walking by to see Trixe do this. She turned red. She then leaped at Trixe while yelling,"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Trixe was pinned to the floor in a matter of seconds. She instantly dropped Rainbow dash. She flew up in to the air and watched what was happening. "How DARE you hurt that poor little kitty cat!" She screamed. Trixe flattened her ears. "B-But it was being annoying!" She complained. Fluttershy glared at Trixe. "The Great and Powerful Trixe will now run away!" She screamed. She then escaped Fluttershy and ran away. Fluttershy then walked off grumbling about something Rainbow dash couldn't hear. Celestia was sitting in her throne waiting for her next visitor. A guard then walked up with a blue pony by his side. "Your next visitor Princess." She dismissed the guard and looked at the blue unicorn. "What is your problem?" She asked. Trixe began to speak. "There is an annoying blue cat with wings that is terrorizing the ponies of Ponyville!" Celestia raised and eyebrow at her. "You couldn't have just called animal control?" Trixe continued talking. "There is no animal control in Ponyville." Celestia thought about this. It had been a long time since she actually checked out Ponyville. But what would she do? Then she had an idea. "Luna!" She yelled. Luna appeared in front of Celestia. "What is it Tia?" She asked. "You are going to go catch a blue winged cat in Ponyville." Luna moaned. "Why can't you go and catch it yourself?" She complained. "I am busy....uh....meeting ponies." She said. Luna groaned. "Fine." She walked up to Trixe. "Show me where this cat is." Trixe galloped out of the castle with Luna following here. Celestia then began to make arrangements to visit Ponyville. She needed to figure out what else wasn't there.
Dash Is Almost BuckedRainbow dash sat on a cloud thinking about what had happened to her ever since she became a cat. She had apple thrown at her, she had been dropped, she had been threatened, she had been thrown out a window, had needles thrown at her, nearly got stabbed, and nearly Got strangled. Yet she still annoyed ponies. She was basically insane. She sighed and curled up in to a ball. She was exhausted. Luna carried a net with her magic and hunted for the cat. The sooner she got it the sooner she could leave. Where was this thing? She had looked everywhere for it. She decided she would take a break. Luna flew up to a cloud and sat on it. She felt something odd..."OWWWW!" She flew up. She had been siting on a cat and it had scratched her. Then she realized it was the cat that had bit her tail. She narrowed her eyes at it. Things had just gotten personal. She lunged at the cat with her net. When Rainbow dash had realized she was being hunted she flew off. Luna was close behind her. Rainbow dash flapped her tiny cat wings as hard as she could. Why did she mess with Luna? Luna was gaining speed. Rainbow dash flew as fast as she could. Rainbow dash saw a huge tree and had an idea. She flew towards it as fast as she could. She would pull up at last moment. Just as she was about to pull up a bee flew in to her face. She yowled and hit the tree. Luna crashed right in to her. They both fell down to the ground with a loud thud. Twilight had heard this and she ran out of her castle to see what happened. "What the buck?!" She screamed. A blue cat was right on Luna's face. Luna was on her back with her legs sprawled out. When Rainbow dash heard Twilight's voice she made a run for it. Twilight picked her up just in time with her magic. I'm bucked She thought. Twilight glared at Rainbow dash then walked over to Luna and shoved Rainbow dash forward. I don't want to die young! she thought. "Was this cat bothering you?" She asked. Luna rubbed her head and looked up. "I don't remember a thing." Twilight growled. VICTORY! Rainbow dash thought. Twilight then set Rainbow dash down and she bolted away. She could continue being a cat and annoy people! WHOO! Now she needed to find a pony to annoy....
Revenge Is Best Served As A CatShe needed to be more careful. Ponies were getting angry. Well they were already getting angry. Then they are getting angrier! But she didn't want to annoy a pony. She had a certain griffon in mind. Her name was Gilda. And revenge is what she wanted. "BWAHAHAHAHAHA- Ereckereck." She began to cough. While she was laughing she had brought up a hairball. One of the cons of being a cat. She spread her wings out and jumped up in to the sky. She knew exactly where Gilda would be a this time of day. Hunting in the forest. Gilda sniffed the ground for any signs of a mouse. Nothing. She continued to walk with her head pointed to the ground trying to find any signs of prey. She soon got a scent. But the scent of a cat. She licked her beak. She didn't mind the occasional cat. She lowered herself to the ground and began to follow the sent. Within a few minutes she saw the cat. It had wings. And it was blue. That's odd But she shrugged. She'll eat it anyway. She slowed down to a crawl and began to creep up on her prey. She gently set down each of her claws and paws to make sure she didn't make any noise. Only a few feet away. She prepared herself to leap. The blue cat looked up and saw her. Now! She thought. She lunged and stretched out her claws. Rainbow dash managed to fly up. Gilda ended up crashing in to a tree. "FU*K!" She screamed. Even though she had nearly been killed Rainbow dash laughed. Gilda looked up and growled. Prey laughing at her? She leaped again trying to capture Rainbow dash in her talons. Rainbow had been to busy laughing and ended up getting caught. "OWWWWWWW!" She shrieked as she was dragged to the ground. She tried swatting a paw at her face. This only made her angrier. "IM GONNA DIE!" She yowled. "SOME PONY HELP!" No use. She was trapped. I don't want to be bird food! She thought. Gilda then noticed something odd about this cat. First of all why did it have wings. And why was it blue? And why was its tails rainbow colored? And why did it have a mane? It then hit her. "Rainbow dash?" She asked. Rainbow nodded. Gilda immediately released her. But Rainbow dash wasn't about to let her chance to annoy Gilda slip by. She began to hack up a hairball. "Ewww gross!" Gilda shrieked. Rainbow dash then swatted it at her. She was sure to make it look like a mistake. Gilda yelped and swatted it off of her. "Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!" She shivered at the grossness of what had just been on her. Rainbow dash smiled. "One point for Rainbow dash." She whispered to herself. Now what to do next? Hmmmmmm....She had an idea. Gilda then spoke. "You are a-a cat? HOW?!" Rainbow dash took advantage of the moment. She began to meow very annoyingly pretending she was trying to explain. Gilda covered her ears. "Okay you can stop now!" She yelled. Rainbow dash stopped. "Two points for Rainbow dash." Now for her plan. She walked behind Gilda. "Hey what the he-OW!" Rainbow dash was nibbling on Gilda's tail. Gilda grumbled to herself. "She must have gotten a cat mind too." Gilda picked up Rainbow dash with her talons and placed her on the ground in front of her. "I gotta hunt." Gilda then began to walk off sniffing the ground for mice. Rainbow dash followed. Gilda was preparing herself to leap on to the small mouse in front of her. "I'm sorry you have to die. But I am a griffon. And you...you are a pathetic mouse." She was just about to lunge when a certain blue cat leaped in front of her. "DAMMIT RAINBOW DASH!" She yelled. Rainbow dash knew it was time to leave or she would be in Gilda's stomach. She darted up in to the air laughing. She then flew off in the direction of Ponyville. Gilda just swore to herself and looked for prey again.
