Rainbow Scratch Adventures

She needed to be more careful. Ponies were getting angry. Well they were already getting angry. Then they are getting angrier! But she didn't want to annoy a pony. She had a certain griffon in mind. Her name was Gilda. And revenge is what she wanted. "BWAHAHAHAHAHA- Ereckereck."  She began to cough. While she was laughing she had brought up a hairball. One of the cons of being a cat. She spread her wings out and jumped up in to the sky. She knew exactly where Gilda would be a this time of day. Hunting in the forest.

Gilda sniffed the ground for any signs of a mouse. Nothing. She continued to walk with her head pointed to the ground trying to find any signs of prey.  She soon got a scent. But the scent of a cat. She licked her beak. She didn't mind the occasional cat. She lowered herself to the ground and began to follow the sent. Within a few minutes she saw the cat. It had wings. And it was blue. That's odd But she shrugged. She'll eat it anyway. She slowed down to a crawl and began to creep up on her prey. She gently set down each of her claws and paws to make sure she didn't make any noise. Only a few feet away. She prepared herself to leap. The blue cat looked up and saw her. Now! She thought.

She lunged and stretched out her claws. Rainbow dash managed to fly up. Gilda ended up crashing in to a tree. "FU*K!" She screamed. Even though she had nearly been killed Rainbow dash laughed. Gilda looked up and growled. Prey laughing at her? She leaped again trying to capture Rainbow dash in her talons. Rainbow had been to busy laughing and ended up getting caught.

"OWWWWWWW!" She shrieked as she was dragged to the ground. She tried swatting a paw at her face. This only made her angrier. "IM GONNA DIE!" She yowled. "SOME PONY HELP!" No use. She was trapped. I don't want to be bird food! She thought. Gilda then noticed something odd about this cat. First of all why did it have wings. And why was it blue? And why was its tails rainbow colored? And why did it have a mane? It then hit her.

"Rainbow dash?" She asked. Rainbow nodded. Gilda immediately released her. But Rainbow dash wasn't about to let her chance to annoy Gilda slip by. She began to hack up a hairball. "Ewww gross!" Gilda shrieked. Rainbow dash then swatted it at her. She was sure to make it look like a mistake. Gilda yelped and swatted it off of her. "Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!" She shivered at the grossness of what had just been on her. Rainbow dash smiled.

"One point for Rainbow dash." She whispered to herself. Now what to do next? Hmmmmmm....She had an idea. Gilda then spoke.

"You are a-a cat? HOW?!" Rainbow dash took advantage of the moment. She began to meow very annoyingly pretending she was trying to explain. Gilda covered her ears. "Okay you can stop now!" She yelled. Rainbow dash stopped.

"Two points for Rainbow dash." Now for her plan. She walked behind Gilda.

"Hey what the he-OW!" Rainbow dash was nibbling on Gilda's tail. Gilda grumbled to herself. "She must have gotten a cat mind too." Gilda picked up Rainbow dash with her talons and placed her on the ground in front of her. "I gotta hunt." Gilda then began to walk off sniffing the ground for mice. Rainbow dash followed.

Gilda was preparing herself to leap on to the small mouse in front of her. "I'm sorry you have to die. But I am a griffon. And you...you are a pathetic mouse." She was just about to lunge when a certain blue cat leaped in front of her. "DAMMIT RAINBOW DASH!" She yelled. Rainbow dash knew it was time to leave or she would be in Gilda's stomach. She darted up in to the air laughing. She then flew off in the direction of Ponyville. Gilda just swore to herself and looked for prey again.