Twilight's and Trixie's Rush Hour 2: Hellywood

by russgamemaster

2 - The Zari-Bars orphanage

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After the flashing lights stopped, Twilight, Trixie, and Celestia landed in a nondescript city called Zari-Bars. The skies were red instead of blue, showing that this was a desolate, dying world. Twilight remarked, "This can't be anything like Equestria! That sky usually means that something really bad has happened!"

Trixie added "To that girl Trixie killed, perhaps? Let's ask around and see what anypony knows about her."

Then they met a fat lady called Sis who ran an orphanage. Sis told them, "My Little Ponies! It's been forever since anything like these has EVER been seen here. I, Sis, am running an orphanage to keep children safe from the heartless and one-dimensional King Hamdo. That tyrant is burning down their homes, capturing them, and forcing them to fight for him. And he has never displayed any motives or backstory whatsoever. They've been psychologically broken by him to the point where they'll never move forward."

Twilight replied, "I was broken too, but I have bounced back. Friendship isn't always easy, but it is worth fighting for."

Sis replied "Fight Hamdo? You ca-"

Trixie made a Flutterrage face and yelled "SHUT UP!" She then turned Sis into a white ferret and bounced her up and down. "The Great And Powerful Trixie is nothing like those who have previously opposed King Hamdo. No, we're the ones who will destroy him. We're magical superheroes rather than ordinary child protagonists with no skills or superpowers whatsoever."

Then a redshirt named Soon walked in to see Trixie, Twilight, Celestia, and the bouncing ferret. "Ponies! Yay!" She started to brush the three ponies' manes and tails while Trixie was still bouncing the ferret around. "Glad you're here. I really miss my father, who was killed in Hamdo's base, Hellywood. Will you save the world for us?"

The ponies said yes and threw the ferret into a background boy's pants, tickling him. Then the ferret bit him and crawled out of his leg. Afterwards, Celestia winked at Soon and turned the ferret back into Sis. Celestia then asked Soon, "Now what's your name?"

Soon said, "Soon."

Celestia said, "Not soon, now!"

Soon said, "I said Soon!"

Celestia replied, "Are you deaf?"

Soon said, "No, I can hear perfectly."

"Then tell me your name."

"I have told you! I'm Soon! And can you magical unicorns make the evil King Hamdo disappear?"

Twilight said, "Sure thing. I've defeated a dark winged unicorn, a god of chaos, a changeling queen, a phantom unicorn, and a magic-draining centaur with the magic of friendship."

Celestia told Soon, "I'm here because I brought a girl from this world to mine in an attempt to make friends. But she was too paranoid for that. From what I can tell, that girl was not the only one oppressed by that Hamdo guy. Just leave him to us three."

Soon said, "Thanks for your offer, but his forces are coming to raid this city and kidnap more children!" She grabbed an SNES Super Scope and ran out the door. As Twilight, Trixie, and Celestia followed her, they saw a bunch of child soldiers wearing yellow clothes. Soon said, "This is for killing my father!" and fired the Super Scope multiple times at the soldiers only to be shot down herself by a phaser. She exploded into a Megaman death animation.

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