Twilight's and Trixie's Rush Hour 2: Hellywood

Shu told Twilight, "You must be the one who destroyed the blue-haired girl known as Lala-Ru."

Twilight said, "Eeyup."

Shu said "I was never able to stop thinking about her after meeting her for less than a minute. I came to Hellywood in order to protect her from its forces."

Trixie joined in, "And guess what average joe? It landed you in this desolate dying world. IMPERIO!" Shu was now under Trixie's control, and she ordered him to tell her and Twilight everything he attempted.

Shu said "After talking to Lala-Ru on a smokestack, I fought the same three giant robots that Twilight did in an earlier Now And Then, Here And There crossover. But I only had a kendo stick. I couldn't even scratch their armors or do much damage to any of them. Then they took me back to Hellywood, where I was chased by the child soldiers you incapacitated earlier. Then I was captured, tortured, and forced to join the child army! I can't do much to save the world or Lala-Ru."

Twilight said, "That's because I destroyed Lala-Ru. And you are no chosen one. If you just ignored her, you wouldn't have landed in Hellywood."

Shu said, "WHY YOU..."

Then the second child soldier, Tabool, said "I enjoy killing and I'm going to rise up the ranks and claim Hellywood myself!"

Trixie told him "The Great And Apologetic Trixie learned the hard way that pride comes before destruction. Twilight and Trixie aren't going easy on you because you're children. We're going to pretend you're mares. Mares with perfect bodies that we'd love to read books with."

Then a fight broke out. Shu charged at Twilight while wildly swinging his kendo stick, but Twilight teleported out of the way and let him hit the wall. She then lasered him in the plot and jumped to dodge a laser shot from Tabool's NES Zapper. Trixie hit Tabool with her cape and punched him a few times before being knocked aside by Shu. Shu thrust his kendo stick at Trixie, but she used her magic to wrap her cape around it while holding the cape. She then did a metronomic man mash on him and threw him at Tabool, knocking Tabool aside. Twilight and Tabool shot at each other a few times, then Twilight used the Expelliarmus charm to disarm Tabool and steal his Zapper to shoot him with it. Then Tabool got kicked again and blew up upon hitting the wall.

Shu said "Get out of the way you two! I'm the one who's going to take care of Hamdo!"

Trixie said "NO! Princess Twilight Sparkle and the Great And Powerful Trixie will do it! And YOU can't even protect a girl!" Then she started spinning him on his stick and then let him hit Twilight with it, who was shielding herself. Shu's kendo stick exploded and he got a splinter on his hand.

Shu yelled "Ow, ow, ow, ow!" Then he tried to punch Trixie, but Trixie shoved her hat onto his fist and used it as a cannon to throw him into the wall.

Then Trixie told him "CRUCIO!" and he started to feel physical pain everywhere without showing any psychological injuries. "Two-dimensional? Apparently he's never shown any signs of mental trauma. Twilight has before, but she's clearly bounced back from it, which is what matters. And one more thing. AVADA KEDAVRA!" Shu got blasted by a green bolt, fell through the wall, landed on a taxi, and exploded. "DAM. He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3. Now Twilight, let's make sure Hamdo won't be in it either."

Meanwhile, Princess Celestia was fighting one of the child soldiers who got up from the previous battle.