6 - King Hamdo's last stand

As Hamdo cowered in the corner despite having a double lightsaber, Twilight exclaimed, "It's over Hamdo. Trixie, Princess Celestia, and I have taken out all your child soldiers. We're here because we unsuccessfully attempted to befriend a traumatized girl from your kingdom.

Trixie joined in "Eeyup. Everypony hates you, and Princess Celestia is fixing the damage you've done to them. The Great And Powerful Trixie and Princess Twilight Sparkle are about to destroy you. How the hay did you become king anyway?"

Instead of laughing maniacally, Hamdo yelled "G-get away from me! Because this environment is desolate and dying, only the worst of humanity survived, which allowed me to rise to power. I didn't care about my child soldiers' lives anyway, so I didn't mind you beating them down. They were also easy to corrupt, and I banked on others' hesitation to beat up children. But let me guess...You pretended they were men?!? Don't you have hearts?"

Twilight said "I've got one right here. It's got even more powerful magic than my horn. And you're the one with no heart."

Trixie added "Trixie's got a heart too. Twilight managed to soften it, and not only do you have no heart, but you're also completely one-dimensional. So here's your reward for breaking your own soldiers. IMPERIO! CRUCIO! AVADA KEDAVRA!" She shot Hamdo with three bolts, but he was wearing a special helmet that prevented the Unforgivables from affecting him. "Let's get physical."

Twilight and Trixie shot at Hamdo more times, but his double lightsaber deflected their shots. Then Twilight teleported behind him and literally kicked his flank. As he slid forward, Trixie hit him in the face with her cape, which was charged with magic energy. Then their weapons clashed for a while. Twilight joined in by charging a pipe with magic and pummeling Hamdo from behind. But then he used the Force to push Twilight backwards. She then grabbed the wall, jumped off it, and threw a box at him. He then threw his weapon at Twilight, who dodged it easily. Trixie swatted, punched, and kicked him. "Why'd you throw away your own weapon?" Them Hamdo made his weapon fly back to him, but Twilight dodged it again. As soon as Hamdo's weapon turned on again, Trixie shot him backwards with his own Zapper. Then they used their telekinesis to fight over the dropped lightsaber. It span around in the air, then Twilight made it hit Hamdo.

"You want your weapons back? Well here you go!" Twilight knocked Hamdo to the ground, then Trixie reared up and thrust her forehooves at him, spontaneously causing explosions to erupt on his body. He began to cower with an ugly face and childing whining.

While focusing a laser beam on Hamdo, Trixie taunted "You're on fire now! The Great And Powerful Trixie could do this all day if she wanted to!"

Twilight told her, "Trixie, get to the point already!"

Hamdo pushed Trixie backwards with the Force, then both Twilight and Trixie did the metronomic man mash on him. "Since you're paranoid and one-dimensional, let's put you out of your misery. HYPER LIGHTSPEED THUNDER MEGAZORD PONY WRATH EXPLOSIVE DIFFINDO Z-SABER GIGASLASH!" They hit Hamdo really hard with the lightsaber and he flew through the wall.

As Hamdo fell to the floor outside of Hellywood, Princess Celestia caught him and lit him on fire while levitating him and transmuting the carbon on his body into stone. "Everypony, I know you're all tired of King Hamdo's tyranny. I know you can move on, because Twilight and Trixie just defeated him! I'm holding him right here so you can watch him disappear for good!" Then Twilight and Trixie focused their magic into Hellywood's laser cannon and fired it at Hamdo, who literally exploded.

As the smoke cleared, Twilight and Trixie remarked "Oh, you know he's dead. Now let's go home. We won't be needing this anymore." They then activated Hellywood's self-destruct sequence and escaped via generic video game platforming. Upon reaching the outside of Hellywood, Twilight and Trixie jumped off. While Twilight just flew downwards, Trixie took off her cape and used it as a parachute to float safely to the ground. Then Hellywood exploded behind them.

Then they were met by applause from the child soldiers they had beaten up before. "They did it! They destroyed Hamdo and Hellywood and saved us all! WOOHOO!"

Celestia also agreed to give the former child soldiers a new home at Equestria, and then she teleported them back there with Twilight and Trixie. Once they saw lots of multicolor ponies walking around, Celestia said to the ex-soldiers, "This is Equestria, a perfect place for friendship. The ponies everywhere have natural friends, and now that Hamdo's been destroyed, there are a lot of doors open for you. I can't wait to get friendship reports from you as you keep moving forward and get friends!" She was met with a lot of thumbs ups.

Twilight then wrote, "Dear Princess Celestia, thank you for joining me on another action adventure with Trixie to destroy a one-dimensional tyrant. A little hope goes a very long way. And there's always more to strangers than meets the eye."

The end