The life and travels of a brony.
Most of the human parts of this story are true.
"Faggot, Take that." Said one of the countless bullies here at CrapCrest high school (It's really CapCrest)
as he was kicking me in my sides. The pain was unbearable. He happened to be kicking me where
Rick, my older brother had hit me with a baseball bat. Damn I hate it here. I think my ribs are probably broken by now. Suddenly the pain lowered. "Get the fuck out! Bitch, Don't hurt the nerd!" yelled Austin, my only real friend. "Come on man, get up off the floor." He said, helping me to my feet. "Thanks, man." I say, picking my books up from the floor. "Now, It's like a minute until the bell rings, Get out, get to your bike, and drive." Austin says, Pointing to the door. I make a dash for my motorcycle, and then the bell rings, and I'm near the gym. "Shit" I mutter, and pick up the pace. I open the door and am greated by the rain of our "Banana belt" weather. I strap on my third backpack strap, and start up my bike. It's fast, it's new, and it has a Rainbow Dash paint job. I take off. I'm glad it's friday, at least I have tommorrow's episode to look forward to.
The ride home is as usual, nothing new. I get home without a hitch, and throw my backpack down. I walk down the hall to my door, with the WeLoveFine.com poster hanging on the exterior. It's where I got my shirts. Google it. When I turn on the TV It's already on the hub. Now All I have to do is wait. Waiting through the shit programming on friday nights sucks, right now it's all shit.On hub it's Strawberry shortcake. On all other channels It's crappy show's like jersey shore, the Kardashians, you know, it's all shit. But as I'm channel surfing, On hub, finally I hear the Iconic: You know you are my very best frieeends. Its a Season 1 episode, but I don't care, Ponies are ponies.
The episode was a Rarity episode, And I enjoyed it. I'm thinking about this while I'm waiting for the light to go green. I look down the highway and see a car crash, one is on fire. "Oh shit." I say as I notice the car on fire is a beat up corvair, the same one Austin drives. I ignore the red light and drive over to the wreck. Hopping off my bike and making a break for /austin's car, I'm stopped b a Paramedic. "Kid, that's too dangerous to go near." He says, I ignore him and continue to Austin's car I'm about 100 meters from his car when it explodes. Something lands at my feet. I pick it up, and it's the Fluttershy Keychain I gave him as a Freshman. He always had it in his left pocket. Feeling is lost from my legs. My body collapses. "No..." I whisper. Tears roll from my eyes, the warmth almost stinging my faceit was either that or the shrapnel. Austin had been my friend since Pre-school. I put the keychain in my pocket, and run to my bike, jump on, and speed off.
"Damn it life! Why! Why do you hate me?! Why is it that you constantly ruin lives! WHY?!" I scream off a mountain. How I got up here, I have no clue. I sit down, and bury my eyes in my knees. "Why....?" I whisper. Then I hear a crunch. "Just go away." I say, knowing it was probably a coyote or something. I hear an unexpected response: "What's wrong?" In a voice I can't quite place a finger on. I then remember the voice. I lift my head up, and before me, in gold horseshoes, was THE Princess Celestia. I am too shocked to say anything. The fact there is a horse up here is suprising, let alone the fact that it's a childrens cartoon character in our world is flat out amazing. The princess must have picked up on my puzzlement, and simply said "Come.".I followed, not thinking of the possible outcomes.
"Soo, how is this even possible? You being here and all?" I ask. "Huh, oh, I had created a portal to this world so I can escape the stress. It's hard work." She replies, a lot more laid back than I expected. "So, you're taking me to Equestria?" I ask, Portal in sight. The portal is guarded by royal unicorns. I am distracted from celestia by what I can see through the portal. Through the portal, I see Cloudsdale and Canterlot. The vibrant rainbows coming from Cloudsdale, the lights coming from Canterlot, It's all so amazing, to quote a quote: So many wonders! "So simply, yes I am." the Princess finishes. "As I can tell, you are familiar with our world, seeing as that's my student on your shirt. I am familiar with your culture, I have been studying it for years." The Princess says before she stops walking. "So, what do you wish to be?" She asks, her horn starting to glow. I think for a minute, the ultimate question for a brony entering their world, besides Will I get to fuck another pony? "Is alicorn a valid choice?" I ask. "Are you sure?" she asks. "Yes." Is my response. A tingling feeling washes over my body. "Jump." Celestia says, before she jumps. I take a running start, And dive. "HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!" I scream before blackness.
