Dawn of the second day.

Bathspounge is the first to wake. He looks around to examine the situation. Twilight Sparkle and Rarity have cuddled up around him, their huge plush bellies pressed against his slides as they leak cum around the threesome. Bathspounge turns his head to the side and kisses Twilight on her forehead, right under her horn. Twilight stirs, opening her eyes to see Spounge. She smiles and returns his kiss. They stare at each other for a moment before Bathspounge speaks.
"You know," he says, " I know that you have a cock."

"Oh," and that's all that she can say.

"It's not a problem, even. In fact, I'd like you to use it the next time we have sex."

Twilight nods. "Speaking of that, who do you have next?"

"I'm actually done. Rarity is the last of the mane 6 I had to fuck, and now I have," Bathspounge says, happily.

"That was fast!" Twilight Sparkle says. "That was supposed to take you three days, you did it in just one. Wow!"

"Well, do you want to just have them all over for an orgy? It'd be a good finale for this sexcapade," Bathspounge says.

"That'd work," Twilight says.

"Good morning, darling. What are you two love birds talking about?" Rarity yawns as she sits up on my other side.

"Just how we'd like to have an orgy. You'd be down, right?" Bathspounge asks.

"Why of course, darling," Rarity says, "I'm always eager for another chance to get that godly cock inside me."

"Coolio. So, like, I'm gonna go get Rainbow Dash, because I can fly to her cloud-house. That leaves Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie, do you guys think you can manage to get them here in a timely manner?" Bathspounge asks.

"Yes, I'm quite sure we can handle that, darling," Rarity says.

Bathspounge, Rarity, and Twilight Sparkle each depart to collect the rest of the mane 6 for the orgy.

Bathspounge arrives at Rainbow Dash's cloud house to find her masturbating to a photo of him she had somehow managed to procure. She's lying on her back on her bed with one fore-hoof slamming her clam, and the other one rubbing her vagina.

"Hey Rainbow Dash! You wanna have an orgy with me and the rest of the mane 6?" Bathspounge asks after flying through a cloud-wall.

"Oh hey Bathspounge! Yeah! I'd love to have an orgy with you and the rest of the mane 6!" Rainbow Dash eagerly responds.

"Alright, yeah, awesome! Rarity's place!" Bathspounge says before leaving, showing a much better chemistry with her than the mare he is dating: most likely because, despite Twilight being the author Bathspounge's waifu, the character Bathspounge is far different in personality, however similar in hung-ed-ness, to his human counterpart: thus leading to such a disparity.

Rainbow Dash returns to her simultaneous maturation and mollusk abuse: what a cunt.

After an amount of time comparable to Bathspounge's own dick --long and abruptly ending-- elapsed, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Rarity were at Rarity's house and ready for a proper sponging.

Twilight leans over to Bathspounge and asks him, "alright Spounge, are you ready?" she asks.
"Yeh. I'm ready," he says nodding.

All the mares --with their varying tit sizes-- we're already naked in anticipation: Rainbow Dash is an a-cup, although the small, almost nonexistent tits look fine on her athletic figure; Twilight Sparkle is a heavy B-cup, proving a jiggle which looks perfect on her bookish figure; Rarity is a c-cup, although also correctly proportioned, given her taller body; Pinkie Pie has huge, jiggly d-cups, padded with some fat from her sugary-diet, and bouncing as she erratically moves about; Fluttershy is an e-cup, because the pattern I've got going is too good to kill by putting her as an h-cup, as I'd prefer. But anyway, Fluttershy's tits look really good in a sweater.

Then, the waifu-tastic Twilight Sparkle cast a spell to give them all dicks: Rainbow Dash's cock was like 14 inches; Twilight Sparkle brought her own cock from the past back, so it was two (did I say two feet last summer?) feet; Rarity got a healthy 16 inches, all thick as juicy; Pinkie Pie was given 18 inches, which looked kinda silly between her fat thighs; and Fluttershy's cock was…………………………………………………… 4 inches, because it looks silly, and Fluttershy is a doormat made of smaller doormats stitched together with thread made of weeaboo seed and cornmeal.

"Woah! What's with all the dicks?!" Rainbow Dash says, and the rest of the mane 6 also are confused, and say things like "Darling" and "wowwie!" and "oh… my" and other character-linked phrases.

"Well…" Twilight says, "mr. Bathspounge here has a thing for dick-girls."

All eyes, except for his own, and maybe Twilight's, fall upon Bathspounge.

"Oh really?" they all say, because fuck the character-linked phrases from three paragraphs ago.

"Yeah… it's like, the best parts of both genders together on one pony…" he mumbles, suddenly shy where he was once brash.

"It's okay Bathspounge, we've all got our kinks," Rarity tells Bathspounge, placing an arm on his shoulder to comfort him.

"Oh. W-what's yours?" Bathspounge asks.

Rarity blushes and leans a little closer to Bathspounge, although the rest of the ponies also lean in, so they can also hear. "I've always wanted to try bukakkee: have a whole bunch of stallions relive themselves all over my face."

"I've got a great idea! I'm gonna lay down on this floor. Rarity! You're gonna ride my dick! Everyone else! You're gonna test your new semen-shooters out on Rarity's face! Eh?"

*genital nods and mumbles of agreement*

Bathspounge lays down, throwing a few throw pillows from Rarity's fainting couch down to form a makeshift pallet. Rarity straddles Bathspounge and squats, lowering her smacksable ass down over his cock, taking it into her vaginal tunnel with a sound like pulling dehydrated soup out of a tin can.

Next, Twilight and Rainbow step forward, grabbing hold of their huge floppy penises and slapping the turgid flesh against their friend, Rarity,'s face. Rarity moans and closes her eyes, letting the Bathspounge below her do all the work (like a certain skank >:|) while she indulges herself in the buffet of mare meat before her. She opens her mouth and begins drooling on Rainbow Dash's and Twilight Sparkle'a cocks, making them all shinny as they harden, showing off their full, and quite impressive, length and girth. As Rainbow Dash grabs Rarity's horn and uses it to force her mouth onto her dick, Bathspounge reaches around to hack Rarity's dick, which had gotten subconsciously hard, off.

The second white unicorn Bathspounge had ever jacked off moans even harder, in ecstasy, around Rainbow Dash's rod as she is assaulted on all fronts: Bathspounge railing her pussy, Rainbow Dash ramming her gabber, and Bathspounge rubbing 'er prick.

Twilight Sparkle is very turned on as of late: watching her best friends and boyfriend fuck around with dicks just does that too her. She strokes her most excellent penis with some radical speed, filling her with pleasure before her bogus hair-triger goes off and she cums some totally awesome semen into Rarity's surprisingly still purple hair, staining it whore.

Twilight Sparkle steps back into the crowd and idly rubs herself as she waits for the next pony to step up. The next pony is Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie steps forward and jerks her huge dick, dribbling pre as she hardens. A drop of pre falls down,
hits young Spoungey in the eye.
Spoungey didn't like that,
said "I'm gonna get that mare."
Bathspounge looks up at Rarity as he bobs on him, and as the semen and pre-semen rains over him, he recalls his first time.

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Bathspounge was a little colt, aged but twelve years. He had yet to dye his mane and rebrand himself as Bathspounge: he was still Snowflake.

His mother, mare by name of Snowstorm, was busy clipping coupons when she heard a loud bang come from the bathroom on which her son was showering. She quickly runs in to see if he's okay, and she is astounded. Tiny Bathspounge still had the grand endowments of big Bathspounge, and he had tripped on them. Snowflake lay on his back, all his legs, and cock, pointing out in random directions like a demented, sexy spider.

Ever since her former husband, Blizzard, had left, Snowstorm had been begging for a good dicking. Luckily for her, and also Spounge, although not until later, Snowflake had inherited his father's huge dick-size genes. Snowstorm burst through the door to see her son laying there with the sexy spider and all, and couldn't help but be enticed by her son's dong. She hadn't been able to find a stallion or toy manufacturer who could hope to stand against Blizzard, and now she had a perfect specimen helpless before her. She didn't intend to pass this situation up.

Snowflake pulls her clothes off and joins her son in his shower, pushing his shoulders against the tub and pressing her hips down on his. "Hey honey," she say as she begins to stroke his dong against her front, milking it to full hardness. "Mommy really needs this right now. And by the looks of it, you do as well," she says slutily, liking her lips. She raises up before squatting once more, taking her spawn's spunk cannon into her gaping gash.

Similarly to the water raining over Bathspounge as his whorish mother rides his dick in his flashback, semen (specifically Pinkie Pie's semen) rains over him as the whorish Rarity rides his dick in reality. But even as the mares continue rotating covering Rarity more and more in jizz, Bathspounge continues to focus on the sex he didn't enjoy in his flashback, instead of the sex he would enjoy in Equestria.

Little Spoungikins' lower legs rub against each other as he enters the vagina that he left twelve years ago, with his penis. Momspounge moans as she rocks her son's world, rolling her hips over her son's monster cock again and again. Due to her desperation, she's moaning like a bitch in heat and soon cums, a couple dozen times. This is too much for little Snowflake, and he cums too.

Bathspounge's first orgasm:
He feels a tightness in his gut and his penis feels really good as the big O starts. His balls tighten against him and his prostate begins its flow, soon passing into his shaft and being filled with the sperm cells before the muscle contractions of his loins shoot the mixture out and into his mother. The first shot goes off like a canon, and his mother feels it as she's filled. The second follows shortly in its wake, pumping Snowstorm's belly to a pleasant plumpness. The third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh, and twelfth cumshots fill her a similar amount, and she's soon full like a watermelon. She stands, gives her son a soft rub on his cauldron-sized balls, and then leaves to go deal with his brew.

The two of them had hooves: there, that should protect me from the rule about foalcon having to be feral.

Meanwhile, in orgy-ville Equestria, Pinkie Pie was cascading her third down Rarity's face.
"Pinkie Pie," Rarity says, "don't you think you should give somepony else a turn? You've been going an awfully long time."

Bathspounge realizes by her not-moaning-like-a-bitch-in-heat tone of voice that he needs to fuck her harder, and so he does. Bathspounge thrusts up into Rarity, penetrating her even deeper, if that's possible. He grabs her hips and makes up for lost time by screwing her harder than the allies screwed Germany in the treaty of Versailles.

Rarity is helpless to his dick-powers and rides Bathspounge back, pushing back against him whenever he tries to pull out, making sure he's berried in her at all times. She throws her head back and moans, catching another one of the shots from Pinkie Pie's "party canon" in her open mouth.

Twilight Sparkle takes initiative and moves around so that she cums on Bathspounge's face, much to his (although he'd never admit it) enjoyment. Twilight steps back to give Rainbow Dash a turn coating the other cum-dump in the room, to which Rainbow Dash eagerly catches on and gives Bathspounge another facial.

Fluttershy hasn't cum yet and, despite her tiny cock, she's got some huge balls. She steps in as Rainbow Dash leaves to try to get her cum on Bathspounge, when her cock is grazed by Rainbow Dash's as he turns around. That's enough to tip her over the edge, and Fluttershy ducking explodes. Her tiny cock throbs excessively as her loads flies out, easily giving Bathspounge a coat just as thick as what Rarity has going, and redoing Rarity's, and still not finishing.

Everyone, expect Bathspounge, who's getting pretty into Rarity's ass at this point, watches in awe as Fluttershy's needle-dick white washes the room, filling the room to well over ankle deep with cum.

Bathspounge feels the semen washing over him and cums as well, making a load to challenge ever Fluttershy's as he fills Rarity, Rarity gets off to protect herself from actually exploding, and continues to fire. Each of the mares clamp their mouths down on his tip to try to contain the flow, but their all soon inflated to immobility. Twilight then levitates each of them over and puts their vaginas over his geyser, and they're all filled in that hole too. In an act of desperation, Twilight does the same with each mare's ass, and then same thing happens. It seems their is no escape as Spounge's goo fills the entire room. The huge, spherical mares gurgle in their master's jizz, flailing around in an attempt to swim to an air pocket, but to no avail. Bathspounge, being pinned to the floor and incredibly tired in his post-orgasm state, can't swim up, and is thus doomed to drown with his harem.

But then, the door opens, and the waves of semen wash over and entirely coat the real hero of this story: my editor's OC:

“...Fuck each and every one of you,” he says before leaving like the prude he is.

And fuck you, too.

Hey, Bathspounge here! This story is just shy of being 20,000 words, so here's a section from wikipedia about horse sex:

The stallion should be chosen to complement the mare, with the goal of producing a foal that has the best qualities of both animals, yet avoids having the weaker qualities of either parent. Generally, the stallion should have proven himself in the discipline or sport the mare owner wishes for the "career" of the ensuing foal. Mares should also have a competition record showing that they also have suitable traits, though this does not happen as often.

Some breeders consider the quality of the sire to be more important than the quality of the dam. However, other breeders maintain that the mare is the most important parent. Because stallions can produce far more offspring than mares, a single stallion can have a greater overall impact on a breed. However, the mare may have a greater influence on an individual foal because its physical characteristics influence the developing foal in the womb and the foal also learns habits from its dam when young. Foals may also learn the "language of intimidation and submission" from their dam, and this imprinting may affect the foal's status and rank within the herd. Many times, a mature horse will achieve status in a herd similar to that of its dam; the offspring of dominant mares become dominant themselves.

Hehe, no one will notice if I edit my own story 2 years later. I'm actually going to rewrite this, but I'm lazy so I'm hiding this information in the most obscure place so no one will expect anything from me.
Rewrite Goals:
-Less memes
-Less intentionally poor quality
-More actual humor
-More content
-More parody

-Removed Applejack

Author's Note

The grand work is complete.