The Tale of Bathspounge

Twilight was taken to the hospital and Bathspounge had to explain how she got to her current state, which was awkward.

As Bathspounge sat in the waiting room, nurse Redheart approached him with a clipboard in hoof.

"Wanna play 'Doctor', Doctor?" Bathspounge asks as he applies a smug grin to his face.

"Playing doctor is for kids...l et's play gynecologist," the nurse responds, deciding to play along with his games because she knew that he is the only stallion that could pleasure her after her 'accident', rather than shrug him off by explains that she's a nurse.

"Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition," Bathspounge says with more cheese than a 4-cheese pizza that could be purchased quite inexpensively at Pizza Hut.

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Redheart takes his hoof in her hand. "Has anyone ever looked at that" she asks in reference to a fictitious blemish on Bathspounge's immaculate coat. "Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?" she asks with a wink.

He lets her lead him to an examination room as he thinks of more jokes about medicine. "Hey! Are you trained in CPR? 'Cause, I'm trained in CPR. And, you'll probably need it in. Um… my dick is enormous." Bathspounge steamers.

"How about we ditch these awful puns and fuck?" Redheart asks eagerly as she rubes her slit.

"Hang on, I've got a few more," he says as he recalls more jokes from his labyrinthian mind."I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents," Bathspounge says with a smirk.

Redheart leaves the room, realizing that no amount of dick was worth this amount of medical jokes. Yet then, she passed by the room with Twilight Sparkle in it. Seeing the X-ray displaying the abscess in Twilight's chest that Bathspounge had caused, she sighed and returned to the room. Only to be assaulted once more by Bathspounge's terrible humor.

"Babe, you've caused vasodilation within me so severe that I believe that I should be compensated for malpractice. So, yeah, go ahead and fuck me," he says before laying back, placing his hooves behind his head. His massive erection jiggles in the open air, enticing Redheart immediately.

His tantalizing rod filling the room with its musky scent, making Redheart's slit burn with passion ever harder, like granite. She licked her lips and jumped onto the examination table, straddling Bathspounge, his cock pressing against her torso and face, a supple teat sitting on either side of his shaft. She ground her burning sex against his cock with a fervency similar to that of a single mother who was attempting to run a cafe and had woken up late, this leaving her with too little time to drop her daughter off at school and then produce an appropriate amount of coffee grounds to maintain her small store.

The nurse reached up and ripped the tie from her hair, letting her once tight bum collapse around her face as she gave into her primal desires, slurping all over the flare of Bathspounge's cock. Speaking of tight things collapsing around a head, Redheart extended her legs, sliding her pussy along Bathspounge's cock before reaching the tip and pushing herself back down.

Her pussy wasn't as tight as anticipated, and actually accepted his monstrous cock with relative ease, if compared to a kielbasa being pushed through the eye of a needle. The event which had stretched her vagina to this point was long, painful, and involved the following items: a sawmill, a squirrel nest, and an obtrusively large jar of Nutella.

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As she slid down farther on his mammoth dick, her lower stomach stretched, forming a clear outline of where he was in her. Bathspounge began to rub the bulge, effectively jerking off through Redheart's stomach.

Redheart's vagina might be distended and stretched to hell, but she could still feel down there. And feel she did, her whole body filled with sheer euphoria as she was railed into oblivion.
Seaming to have become too overwhelmed by ecstasy to continue moving, Redheart had stopped with only the first two feet of Bathspounge's endowment inside her. The stallion attached to that cock attempted to remedy this, grabbing his partner by her hips and slamming her down on his cock until the flare bulged against her ribcage and his balls pressed against her ass.

The nurse came harder than she ever had in her life, the approximately 3.25 cubic meters of hat flesh inside her pussy proving to be too much for the mare. Her orgasm continued on and on as the thrust continued, her vagina spasming around his cock the whole time.
Once she had finally come down from her orgasm, Bathspounge hilted himself in her once more, triggering another brain-shattering orgasm. Her immense orgasm triggered Spounge's, his hips bucking up against her as he came, filling her wrecked pussy with his baby-batter in mere seconds. Redheart's vagina being stretched even further by Spounge's cum induced another orgasm, squeezing the cum already inside her out as well as milking more of the creamy Italian out of him. This cycle continued for some time, orgasm intensifying orgasm until the two of them lay against each other in a state of euphoric bliss.

Redheart lay atop her massive stomach, which lay atop Bathspounge, who felt pretty good right about now. Redheart's eyes were rolled back in her head, her tongue hung out with a thin drizzle of spit, and her face was bright red from blushing. She wasn't asleep or dead, but she was about as functionally as somePONY who was, unable to form a thought not involving Bathspounge's massive cock or the copious amount of cum inside of her.

The two laid like this for some time, seeing as how Spounge was pinned by the flesh-bag of cum atop his chest. Both of them eventually fell asleep. Redheart waking when the cum inside her turned cold, and her responsive screams awaking Bathspounge. He calmed her down and then left, leaving both mares he had cumflated there in the hospital, where they had to recover from the author's ridiculous fetishes being forced upon them.