Author's Note

So I got an editor, I hope it's better now.

Chapter 5: The Yellow One

When we last joined Bathspounge on his sexcapade across Equestria, he was bedding Rainbow Dash, a strapping young athlete, and the Element of Loyalty. Why anyone would seriously consider putting up with her crusty, tsundere cunt all night is beyond me, but who's on his ballot today? Well, Rainbow Dash choose for him.

"Come on Bathspounge! Wake up! Wake up!" Rainbow Dash yells at him as she bounces on top on Spounge's chest, not crushing him as she had already drained his seed into her cloud bathtub in her cloud bathroom right off of the cloud bedroom that they are currently in.

"No… Don't make me get…" He whines as he pushes her off of him. "I know you're really slutty and horny and stuff, that's awesome, but I'm super tired right now."

"It's not even for me that much, I want to go introduce you to, and have you fuck, Fluttershy."

Super.

“Fluttershy?" Bathspounge asks.

"Yeah, Fluttershy. She's a friend of mine."

Bathspounge thinks back up when he first met Fluttershy...

It was many moons ago at Cloudsdale High School that the young Bathspounge first gazed upon Fluttershy. He thought she was adorable, but also timid, much like himself. He was terrified by mares, and she was terrified by everything; so the young Bathspounge thought with his dick, much like he does now, and tried to slip the snake charmer the old Anaconda. But then he saw Rainbow Dash talking to her; due to Rainbow Dash's personality, young Bathspounge was very afraid of her, and so he didn't approach Fluttershy: going through the rest of high school without talking to her.

Question: Does this plot point make sense? Of course not, but establishing that Rule #1 of making OCs was shattered long ago is kind of the point of satire.

He still regretted it, and this could be his chance to finally get a taste of the sweet, yellow honeypot.

"Hello?" Rainbow Dash asks, waving a hoof in front of Bathspounge's face.

Bathspounge shakes his face as he comes back to reality. "Yeah! What?" He asks.

"Fluttershy, you wanna fuck her?"

"Oh! Yes! Definitely!" He yells, shaking his head up and down rapidly.

"Okay, you wanna a little morning-head before we head out?" Rainbow Dash asks, rubbing her hoof against Bathspounge's sheath.

"I mean… If you really want to." Rainbow Dash bends down, starting toward his dick. "But I kinda wanted to save it for Fluttershy, though."

Rainbow Dash sits back up, looking disappointed. "Okay then. Well… Lets go then." She says after a moment of silence, not wanting to be a downer. She grabs Bathspounge and pulls him all to way to Fluttershy's animal-shit-encrusted cottage.

They plop down in front of Fluttershy's door, and Rainbow Dash knocks several times on the wooden door. Fluttershy arrives a few moments later. Upon checking the peephole and seeing its Rainbow Dash, she opens the door.

"Hi Rainbow Dash," She says softly, bowing to her friend. "Oh! And friend," She holds out her hand to Bathspounge, "what's your name?"

"I'm Bathspounge!" he says energetically as he takes her hand in his own, shaking it vigorously before Rainbow Dash pulls them apart.

"This is Twilight's new COLTfriend," Rainbow Dash says to Fluttershy, "and she needs him out of the house because he's really… distracting and she needs to work, so I'm taking him around town introducing him to the girls."

"Oh, okay. Is that why Twilight hasn't been around recently?" Fluttershy asks.

"Yeah!" Bathspounge yells, jumping in front of Rainbow Dash, cutting her own explaination off. "We've been having sex pretty much non-stop for the past week." He sighs. "Yeah…"

Fluttershy is taken aback by how open he is with his sex life, let alone thinking of Twilight presenting herself to such an… eccentric stallion. "Okay…" she says timidly, backing up into her cottage.

With Fluttershy out if the doorway, Bathspounge and Rainbow Dash push their way into her house.

"And he's really good at it, too!" Rainbow Dash says happily. She leans in and whisper in Fluttershy's ear, "He's like three feet of turgid meat."

Fluttershy's eyes go wide, unable to imagine a soulless rutting post that massive. "R-Really?" she asks.

"Take a look if you for trust me, I'm sure he won't mind," Rainbow Dash whispers back before returning to standing next to Bathspounge.

"B-Bathspounge?" Fluttershy asks timidly, taking a step closer to him.

"Yes, Fluttershy?"

"C-Can I see your c-cock?"

"Totally!" Bathspounge yells before dropping trow, revealing the seventeenth colossus; the one between his legs.

Fluttershy can't even. It's too big. Get that bitch a pumpkin spice latte ASAP. How is that fucking huge ass dick gonna fit inside her? And how did it fit into Twilight, or Rainbow Dash? "Oh… my…" she whimpers, continuing to gaze into his massive cock. Bathspounge thinks this is adorable, it reminds him of foals and he is aroused. As his monster of a dick fills with blood, hardening and starting to rise up from between his pearly white legs, it grows thicker, and slightly longer, and Fluttershy is appalled. She starts backing away, fearing how large it will get when it hits maximum capacity. Rainbow Dash can't help but stare, a tiny flow of fluid pouring from both of her pair of lips.

Rainbow Dash breaks the cock-ogling silence. "So, Fluttershy, what so you think?"

"Well, he certainly is big," Shesteals a glance at the narrative script. The stallion behind the fourth wall waves a hoof for her to keep talking She doesn’t, still trying to keep her distance, but staying somewhat close to him, so as not to seem rude.

"That's for sure. Hang on, I’m not even totally hard yet," Bathspounge giggles as he wraps his hands around his cock and starts jacking himself off, pre-semen pouring from his dick like a waterfall, a waterfall made of presemen. Viagra Falls.

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Rainbow Dash is licking her lips in anticipation as she watches Bathpounge pleasure himself. The yummy pre-semen coating his dick as it flows from the tip and down his dick like a waterfall, the waterfall now named Viagra Falls.. Fluttershy is noticeably less enthused. Rainbow Dash, being more or less of a socially inept idiot, notices her friend's lack of interest in the almighty Spounge-Shlong they've been presented with, and since that's a problem, Rainbow Dash comes up with a plan for bringing Fluttershy down to the level of cumslut to join her and Twilight. Rainbow Dash goes into Fluttershy's kitchen and retrieves a large bottle of Reddi Whip brand whipped cream topping.

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Upon returning to Fluttershy's living room, she bends down before the still masterbating Bathspounge and starts coating his dick in her cream, her whipped cream.

Yeaaaaaaah!!!

She then plops a cherry onto the apex of his flare, forming a nice, appealing dick-sundae-thing. Fluttershy looks at Bathspounge's dick, then to Rainbow Dash, then back to Bathspounge's dick, still confused as to why Rainbow Dash had wasted so much Reddi Whip. (AN: GEDDIT? CAUSE MY DICK IS REALLY HUGE.)

"Rainbow Dash, why did you waste so much of my Reddi Whip?" Fluttershy asks her cyan friend.

"'Cause it's sexy, b0ss," Rainbow Dash responds.

Fluttershy is doesn't watch Filthy Frank, so Fluttershy is confused. Rainbow Dash points at Bathspounge's cock with her head, shaking it in the general direction of his creamy defiler-of-daughters. In response, Fluttershy looks confused. Rainbow Dash shakes her head more vigorously, thus looking like she is head-banging to the side, her rainbow-colored mane flopping everywhere like a window-flag on the window on a truck driving on the interstate to get to a tailgate.

"Fluttershy, she wants you to suckles the creamles from my dickles," Bathspounge says like Benedickt (AN: GEDDIT? CAUSE I'M TALKING ABOUT MY DICK.) Cumbinherbatch. (AN: GEDDIT? CAUSE I'M GONNA CUM INSIDE HER.)

Fluttershy has the epiphanies and then goes up to Bathspounge and gets on her knees between his legs. She places a hand on each of his thighs and leans in, licking the cream from off of the surface of his dick, which tastes even better than the Reddi Whip brand whipped cream topping.

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(AN: Fuck you editor, I’m the one who uploads this, I can make it whatever I want.)

I don’t see you making puns about this shit. You’d be back to writing the same boring satire fic without the same flair or dick puns about ED. Locking comments, get back to work.

(AN: Confound you.)

Fluttershy is amazed at how good Bathspounge's godly schoglehowzen tastes and starts licking at his duck with increased gusto, soon pulling all the cream off of it with her wide, equine tongue and then busting licking his dick, because it was honestly the best thing she had ever tasted.

Rainbow Dash can't help herself, watching her friend go to town on Bathspounge's dick makes her want to join in, so she does. Rainbow Dash walks up to Bathspounge and Fluttershy who is licking at his man-carrot and bends down at the waist and takes the stem of the cherry between her teeth before bending back up and pulling the cherry into her mouth and eating it. After a few seconds, Rainbow Dash bends so that her face is in front of Bathspounge's and sticks out her tongue, revealing the stem of the cherry tied into a knot. (AN: GEDDIT? CAUSE FURRIES.) Bathspounge recognizes this as a sign of a good kisser and then wants to kiss her, he grabs her by her childbearing hips and pulls her into his lap. Rainbow Dash takes care to not put her ass in Fluttershy's head as she makes out with Bathspounge as pushes her boobs against his chest. Rainbow Dash feels her running shorts getting as damp as a sea captain in a shower as her mouth is probed by Bathspounge's tongue. Rainbow Dash wants to relieve herself of the fabric preventing her from oozing all over Bathspounge's boner, so she takes them off as drops them onto……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Fluttershy's head!!!

“Woah Dashie, I thought we were here to- for me to fuck Flutter-Butter, right?” Bathspounge says Bathspoungely.

“Oh, um, yeah, sorry, I just got a little excited, it’s hard to not to when I’m around you, Bathspounge,” Rainbowdash responds.

“Well I can understand that, you silly filly, you,” Bathspounge responds.

“Um, guys, do I have a say in this?” Fluttershy says, peeking up from the colossus of dick to ask if she has a say in her own fate.

“NO~” Rainbow Dash starts before being cut off by Bathspounge.

“Well, I mean, would you like to do something other than have amazing sexual intercourse with me in the missionary position for the sole purpose of relieving the author’s sexual frustrations, then being passed around like the town bicycle for each reader to pump less than virile seed into? No? Good.” Bathspounge says, cutting Rainbowdash off.

Bathspounge speaks with such conviction that Fluttershy feels compelled to do what Bathspounge says: she rises from her spot beneath his legs, pushes Rainbow Dash aside, and climbs onto his lap, positioning her glowing marehood over his cock-rod-pole and slowly sinking down on it. His flare pops into her vagina with a sound similar to that of a tiny frog masturbating.

Rainbowdash sees that they’re busy and shows herself out to go bang an animal because the author can’t be bothered writing a threesome at 3 A.M.

Bathspounge grabs Fluttershy on her Flutter-hips and pulls her down on his dick so that his dick goes farther into her Flutter-vagina. As he penetrates her deeper, a noticeable bulge in the general shape of his genitals works it’s way up her Flutter-belly toward the base of her Flutter-ribcage. Fluttershy’s Flutter-eyes flutter back in her Flutter-skull as her Flutter-vagina is stretched like the budget of a family left impoverished by the horrid over-qualification of half of the adults in the family intimidating most employers and thus leaving her jobless.

Fluttershy suffers her first Bathspounge-induced orgasm, an emotional experience we must all go through at some point in our lives. Her whole body spasms around his howzenschogle and spews Flutter-juices all over his Spongebob and Bikini Bottom. He moans as her moist cavern constricts him like the inverse of the author’s inflation-fetish.

If I am not mistaken, the inverse of a function is simply reversing the variables of a function and solving for the other variable. How are you relating a vagina and Boyle’s Law?

(AN: Wut?)

As he moans, he thrusts his hips up into Fluttershy, successfully burying another two feet of his mammoth member into her muff. He’s managed to catch her right as she comes down from her first orgasm, and makes her cum yet again. This process continues for some time, her cumming around his dick, and his hardness pressing back against her vaginal lips and making her cum again until she has effectively become a very large, heavy living fleshlight with tits, huge tits. After sereval more slamming of general gentalia against each other, Bathspounge cums like a firehose: his semen pours into her grossly distorted vagina like the tragic flooding in the Mekong and Chao Phraya river basins. (AN: Those are in Thailand and flooded most recently in 2011.)

Correction, the Mekong runs through China's Yunnan province, Myanmar, Laos, Thailand, Cambodia and Vietnam.

Fluttershy inflates like a woman whose womb is filled to bursting with semen, and she passes out, falling back off of Bathspuonge’s lap and onto the ground behind her, some of the semen splurging out as she slides off his dick, thus removing the stopper from the metaphorical sink that is her vagina.

You misspelled your own name.

Bathspounge gets up to go check on how Rainbowdash is doing and finds her have sex with a bear. There is a barn in the background (AN: FORESHADOWING?). He takes this to mean that she’s busy and so he returns to go sleep in Fluttershy's bed without her, even though it’s only like eleven, assuming that they got up at eight or nine, the exact time is left to the reader’s purview of how long they slept in after sexing each other all night.

And now… related texts from the ‘Kama Sutra of Vatsyayana’:

Man is divided into three classes, viz., the hare-man, the butt-
man, and the horse-man, according to the size of his lingam.

Woman also, according to the depth of her yoni, is either
a female-deer, a mare, or a female-elephant.

There are thus three unions between persons of corres-
ponding dimensions, and there are six unequal unions, when
the dimensions do not correspond, or nine in all.