Warning. Contains: Glory hole use (duh), voluntary sexual addiction, male pony on female human, unknowing male-on-male pony, hetero-pony-on-pony, little to no plot of any kind.

There's a box, it's inside a back room in a closet and intrudes on the Ponyville Spa. And, with so many needy females around, the box serves a much needed purpose in keeping their anonymity.

Sometimes it's not just ponies. Sometimes it's not just females. The box is anonymous after all...

Inspired by the events of GloryShy by Anonymous Pegasus.