Twilight is elated to find out that Pinkie Pie writes poetry in her spare time. When asked for a demonstration, Pinkie happily shows off the brief couplet she was planning on submitting to the Ponyville Tribune. As Twilight expected, her prose is bouncy, playful, and most of all, catchy.

The only problem? It's a little too catchy.

Inspired by/ based on/ ripped off of "Punch, Brothers, Punch," a short story by Mark Twain.