Tale of Derpy Hooves and Time Turner Whooves

  One day, young Derpy Hooves was trotting down her daily mail route. she was a seventeen year old gray coated Pegasus mare with blond hair, yellow eyes, and a bubbles cutie mark.  She was not the most balanced pony in Ponyville, but she was, strangely, the only pony whom was out and about. Seemingly, Derpy trotted along the path.

I wonder if anypony’s home here, she thought. This was the 37th house she’s been to on this route, but no pony was home… again. This was starting to get annoying. WHAT THE HAY WAS GOING ON, FOR CELESTIA’S SAKE?! She didn’t know what was going on, but little did she know, she was in for a big surprise.

  "Hmm?  What's this?"  She squinted as she read the print at the top.  "Police Box?  What in the world is a 'Police Box'?" She looked inside, and saw it was huge on the inside!

  Confused, she called out, “Hello?” hello, hello, hello? “Is anyone in here?” here, here, here? “What is this place?” place, place, place? Then Derpy heard someone say, “AHH! DASH IT ALL!” The voice had a Trottish (mlp for British) accent, and sounded like the speaker dropped something heavy on their hoof.

  “HELLO?! ANYONE THERE?! MY NAME IS DERPY, AND HOW DID YOUR BIG BOX HOUSE THINGAMAGIG GET TO PONYVILLE?!” No pony answered, but after a few moments someone called back, “Is someone there? I didn’t think anyone would notice my TARDIS.”

  Derpy was confused. “What does TARDIS mean?” she asked. That voice called back, “Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It helps me travel from one place to another in the past, present, and future. I know it sounds utterly insane, but it’s true.”

  Derpy now was still confused. “Wait, who are you?” The pony said, “My name is Tennant. David Nigel Tennant. I’m from England. I created this TARDIS with my own hands-“ Derpy interrupted, “Hands? What are hands? And I’ve never heard a name that strange! What does David Nigel Tennant mean? My name means derped hooves because I can’t walk straight. That, and my right eye doesn’t line up right. It just likes to wander. But if I concentrate really hard… and…. Ta-da!” she said a few moments later and, surprisingly, both her eyes were straight! How did she do that, David thought.

  Derpy was going back to David's house. Still, it was a strange name for a pony. So, she was going to find a name that would fit his personality. And from what David explained, he was born with a special gift. The gift of time. When he found out, he became the Time Lord. But while he was completing the TARDIS, every one in his town, including his family, formed an angry mob, and forced David to use the TARDIS before he was done completing it. Since he wasn't finished building the TARDIS, it crashed into Equestria and he then met Derpy, who helped him get to know the ponies of Ponyville.

  When Derpy got to the TARDIS, David greeted her at the door. "Ah, Derpy, how good to see you! Are you ready to help me find a pony name?" Derpy nodded excitedly. "Yep! But first, may I come in?" It was mid-winter, so it was super cold. "Of course, Derpy. Make your self at home." David said.

  "Okay, thank you. So, let's see..." Derpy said, "Well, according to this book that Twilight-" David was surprised to hear that name. "Did you say Twilight? That's my half-sister!" Now Derpy was surprised. "Twi's your half-sister? How?" David started to tell Derpy why Twilight was his half-sister. "Derpy, did you ever wonder whom, exactly, was Twilight's father? Well, he was from the human world, and in this world he is a unicorn, so i got my powers from him. Strange I'm not a unicorn like my father in this world, but who am i to judge?"

End of intro.