Tale of Derpy Hooves and Time Turner Whooves

  Rarity was so excited. “You’re engaged?! To whom?!” she shouted. She just found out that Derpy was getting married. Derpy smiled and said, “His name is Time Turner Whooves. He has a brown coat, blue eyes, and dark brown hair. I have a picture of him right here.” She showed her a picture of her fiancé. Rarity was impressed. “Well, well, well, haven’t you found quite the match.” Derpy realized she forgot a detail. “Oh, I almost forgot! He has the same accent as you, Rarity! He’s from Trottingham,” she lied. The accent part was true, but he wasn’t from Trottingham, he was from the human world. But she wouldn’t tell her.

  “Okay Derpy, let’s get to work.” Rarity said, “First, let’s take my measuring tape to measure tour waist size.” She took her measuring tape, and saw that Derpy was a size 5. “Okay, now we know you’re a size five, so now we need a color for the ensemble. What color would you like for your gown?”

  “Uh, do you have brown with gold accents? We were hoping for a steam punk wedding.” Derpy said. Rarity was confused. “What’s steam punk? I’ve never heard of that.” Derpy was surprised that Rarity didn’t know what steam punk was. “I’ll let Time Turner tell you.” She said.

  That was just the beginning of everything.

  Derpy was on her way to Pinkie Pie’s home at Sugarcube Corner. She was a good cake baker and close friend. And when Derpy wanted baked goods from Sugarcube Corner, she went there. Okay, Sugarcube Corner wasn’t only a home, but a family business. Pinkie Pie was taken in by the Cake family when she moved out of her family’s rock farm. She loved her family, really, but they were too boring. She was only 5 years old when she moved out of her old home.

  When Pinkie heard the news, she wouldn’t stop talking, and boy, could she jabber. “YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED?! OH MY GOSH! I HAVE TO TELL THE OTHERS!!!!!”

  And off she went.