The Doctor And Twilight

The Tardis began to shake. Twilight yet again wrapped her hooved around the pole. The Doctor mumbled something then began to press buttons. Alarms then went off.

"Doctor what are you doing?!" She yelled.

"I don't know!"

"What?! Shouldn't you know how to drive your own spaceship!"

"Well its kinda hard when you have hooves and the entire thing changes every week!"

"EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR! EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR! EXTERMINATE NOW!" A strange voice yelled.

"Well now were gonna get eaten!" She screamed.

"Daleks don't eat people!"

"Dal what?" She yelled. But The Doctor's attention was somewhere else. Twilight looked where he was looking. Roseluck was yawning and rubbing her eyes. "Oh so you couldn't tell me you had your mare friend here?!"

"She's not my whatever you just said!"

"EXTERMINATE!" When Roseluck heard this her eyes widened.

"Why didn't you wake me up?" She yelled.

"I was kinda busy trying to save us!" The Doctor retorted.

"SHUT UP AND PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM!" A Dalek bellowed. The Doctor began pressing button again. The alarms turnedoff after he hit a green one. Roseluck glared at Twilight.

"So who are you?" Roseluck asked. Twilight was offended by this.

"I'm Princess Twilight!" She yelled.

"You don't look like a princess to me."

"Just shut up." Roseluck rolled her eyes and trotted over to the Doctor.

"Need some help pressing buttons?" She asked.

"Go ahead." He replied. Roseluck began to press buttons alongside him. The ship then began to shake even more. Twilight tightened her grip around the pole. Why was she stuck with this lunatic? She stared at Roseluck. Why was she stuck with both of these lunatics? She sighed. She was forced to stay with them.

Suddenly the Tardis began to lean on its side. And Twilight fell right on top of the Doctor. Of all the things I could have fallen on..why him?! Before anything awkward could happen she flew off him.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" A Dalek yelled.

"What the buck..." Twilight said. She flew up to the door which was now part of the roof. She slowly opened it. There was a black and white spiral in front of them that was dragging the Tardis in to it. It was also pulling in another disk like ship.  "Is there supposed to be a black and white spiral in front of us?" Twilight asked.

"I must have pressed the rip a hole in the universe button..." Twilight's eye twitched.

"Say what?" Roseluck face hoofed.

"Why do you still have that button?"

"I was going to remove it today!" The Doctor replied. He then looked up at Twilight. "Is she okay?"

"I dunno." Then Twilight vanished. The Doctor yelped. Then he saw Roseluck vanish.

"What's happening?!" He yelled. He then saw his surroundings go black.

He reappeared in the black and white spiral. He saw Twilight and Roseluck drift past him. Along with a Dalek and...Spongebob? And Patrick?! And a rainbow colored Spongebob?!

"What the fu..." He looked around. Characters from movies and shows floated around everywhere. Woody from Toy Story waved at him. He looked up ahead. The characters where all drifting to other portals. He was drifting to some letters that said doctor who.

"Dafuq?" He said as he went through a portal in front of the words.

He reappeared on a road alongside the Tardis. But he had...hands? He was his old self again. He looked around. Rose Tyler was also there. And...human Twilight? He shrugged. He was just happy to be human again. He then felt his chest. Boom boom boom boom He had two hearts again!

Rose Tyler woke up. "What the..WHERE ARE MY HOOVES?" She screamed. She examined her new hands. The Doctor knew what had happned.

"So you are Rose Tyler's alternate form..thing!" Twilight now woke up.

"What the..oh come on! Not this again!" The Doctor ignored this. He barged in to the Tardis to see if it had gone back to normal. It had.

"Yipee!" He shouted. He then ran outside frolicked around the Tardis like a little kid.

The girls watched him with curiosity.

"Is he always like that?" Twilight asked.

"Meh. Maybe 50% of the time."

"Interesting...Wish I had my notepad." She then felt her head. "And my horn."

"Well I think its interesting being this...What are we called?"

"Human."

"Mmmhmm...Lyra would be thrilled to visit this place. Turns out humans are real! Who knew?" I knew Twilight thought.

"So when will he be normal again?" Twilight asked while she watched the Doctor.

"Maybe in a hour. Possibly two."

"So...what now?" Twilight said.

"I dunno. We wait for the Doctor to get normal. Then we yell at him to change us back."

"Sounds good to me." The Doctor continued to frolic around his Tardis with pure joy.

"Sometimes I don't understand him. Its like trying to understand....well the Doctor!"

"I can see that." Twilight said while she played with her thumbs. The girls continued to talk while the Doctor continued to frolic.

BANG!

The trio of time travelers heard a loud bang out of nowhere.

"Owwwww." An electronic voice said. Then looked in the middle of the street to see a smashed up Dalek laying on its side.

"So that's what the look like..." Twilight said.